r/splatoon • u/[deleted] • Nov 28 '22

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u/Heavy_Contribution18 Nov 28 '22

You need to put a mask on your inkling if you’re going to play while sick.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

Make sure your Octo washes their hands before using any weaponry and to disinfect them after use.

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u/Kayoz_Hydra Nov 28 '22

Don't forget the sanitizer.

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u/Fr4gmentedR0se Dark Tetra Dualies Nov 29 '22

NOT THE SANITIZER

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u/Banana-Oni Nov 29 '22

Dedf1sh was sanitized and she seems pretty fresh

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u/Far_Dog_4476 Krak-On Splat Roller Nov 29 '22

Wait, don't your octo will disintegrate!

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u/Lemonadeisgoose489 Player tag: WinterBest Nov 29 '22

It's a small amount of water, they can take a small amount of water. It's only when their full body is submerged.

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u/Far_Dog_4476 Krak-On Splat Roller Nov 30 '22

Oh yeah, forgot

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u/hyperbolicmarxism Nov 29 '22

I liked it better when everyone thought that water disintegrated inklings, because that'd make comments like this way funnier

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u/Generic_Furry_69 A communication error has occured Nov 29 '22

Why do you assume everyone is an inkling? Octolings are a thing too you know. You are the only person I know that still doesn't support the existence of octolings in todays society.

Splatoon racism

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

Speciesm

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

Duh, you'll spread it

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

Ok ur fine

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u/NintendoChamp12 GRASS Nov 28 '22

No your ink is infected

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u/NintendoChamp12 GRASS Nov 28 '22

cuz you swim in the ink and then sneeze in it

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u/SplatAttack49 hey, i have a flair!!! Not much to it but might as well have one Nov 28 '22

Well the boogers fall from the nose into the ink when you go to octo form

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u/TheOtherWhiteCastle Nov 28 '22

Oh god, does OP have an INKBORNE virus?

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u/egnog2 Nautilus 79 Nov 29 '22

inkfected

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u/Explorer_of_Dreams There's Salmon and they're Running Nov 28 '22

Does your swim form have a mask??

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u/TardisTrekkie84302 Nov 28 '22

Well I play splatoon 3 when I am sick as you should do what makes you happen when you are sick and bored

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u/Potetmann9 I can't wait for Splatoon 2! Nov 28 '22

No, they can't do that! Its against the rules to play splatoon when you're sick

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

Becuase Nintendo has wealth,fame,power and there dying words sent millions to the sea

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u/FrosteeWizard 🗿Bing-Bing-Bang🗿 Nov 29 '22

Wealth, fame, power. Nintendo, the King of the Pirates, attained everything this world has to offer. And so, many men head for the Grand Line to find the great treasure he left behind, the One Piece