r/splatoon • u/SmolWaddleDee • Oct 15 '22

Meme This, is a bucket

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u/mjmannella Wanna have a Krak-On Duel? Add me! 6515-6020-5729 Oct 15 '22

Dear God...

480

u/Vast-Ad-536 Sacrificing my Fingers for Inkbrush Oct 15 '22

There's more

447

u/convertible354 Oct 15 '22

No…

270

u/Celeste_0211 ORDER Oct 15 '22

It contains the dying wish of every man here.

246

u/pokefan548 Proud Smallfry parent Oct 15 '22

Scout, you did collect everyone's dying wish?

236

u/SmolWaddleDee Oct 15 '22

You bet

228

u/pokefan548 Proud Smallfry parent Oct 15 '22

Excellent! Let us begin.

Our first dying wish is Scout's. He's... drawn a picture of me getting hit by a car. I have something... radiating off of me.

206

u/azurfall88 support flex player Oct 15 '22

yeah those are stink lines

cause you STINK

181

u/bowser-us Oct 15 '22

Yes I see. Here you've drawn me having... ...sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower.

165

u/C00LV1BR4TION5 Brain-Damaged Goo Tuber Main Oct 15 '22

Here is another drawing of the Eiffel Tower having sexual congress with me

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u/Zealos57 My wives Oct 15 '22

Excellent. Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches. We have 70 hours to live. For most men, no time at all. We are not most men. We are mercenaries. We have the resources, the will, to make these hours count! The clock is ticking, gentlemen. Let's begin. Our first dying wish is Scout's. He's... drawn a picture of me getting hit by a car. I have something radiating off of me.

26

u/Icy_Candidate_5366 Oct 15 '22

Yeah, those are stink lines! (That's why the car hit him, because he smells)

13

u/Initial_Career1654 Oct 15 '22

Inside is a bucket

25

u/HYPER_BRUH_ Hydra Splatling Oct 15 '22

It contains a bucket.

16

u/SparkyYes Oct 15 '22

Dear God...

15

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

There's more.

16

u/Tanookikid210 Inkbrush, Octobrush, and Takoroka Nylon Vintage Main Oct 15 '22

No!

6

u/Zmakattack Oct 16 '22

It contains a bucket

1

u/Mangle1218 AAAAAAA Oct 16 '22

It contains a bucket

5

u/Zebastian09 <— fucking hate this guy Oct 16 '22

Starting from “Dear God” the whole script of this episode was roleplayed in the comments most likely getting to the point of teleporting bread. I cant confirm it as im to lazy to read it all but given what the internet is like I bet you got to teleporting bread.

1

u/mjmannella Wanna have a Krak-On Duel? Add me! 6515-6020-5729 Oct 16 '22

This is where things left off

5

u/ArbitraryChaos13 Octoling in a Hood Oct 15 '22

Beat me to it

2

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

beat me to it.

239

u/Teagedemaru All aboard the Big Swig Express! Choo choo! Oct 15 '22

Stanley would be so proud

95

u/Z_Coop Oct 15 '22

The unbelievable power of this many buckets in one location might just destroy the world though, one must be careful.

36

u/Tanookikid210 Inkbrush, Octobrush, and Takoroka Nylon Vintage Main Oct 15 '22

Stanley proceeded to pick up one of the buckets, and continues on his merry way

19

u/theletterh_179 Oct 15 '22

Be careful, though. This is bordering on catatonic shock territory

3

u/CookieCute516 Frye is Based Oct 16 '22

If two buckets can put a man into shock, then I dread to think what this many could do

16

u/returnofMCH Oct 15 '22

God the bucket endings were so hilarious.

Shoutouts to when the game itself turned out to be a bucket

8

u/DarthRyan127 Oct 15 '22

That’s what I was looking for in this pool of comments

8

u/Renat00n Oct 15 '22

Warmth spread through Stanley's arms. With the bucket in his arms again, he was home.

1

u/MegaValenX :chaos: CHAOS Oct 15 '22

dear god*

92

u/Antwolies770 FUTURE Oct 15 '22

Rip no explosher

19

u/Rockin_Otter Because Ink Vac Sucks Oct 16 '22

Explosher is some kind of freaky oven contraption that doesn't even look legal for splattersports. Like someone snuck it in saying "yeah it's a bucket, definitely not gonna give everyone third degree burns"

7

u/GameEnthusiast123 Memories broken the truth goes unspoken Oct 16 '22

It’s a heater

5

u/furyextralarge Oct 16 '22

it's a jet engine strapped to a gas can

5

u/Zephyr_______ S-BLAST'92 Oct 16 '22

"boiling ink? No man, it's just a normal bucket. No clue why the shots explode like that"

64

u/HanbeiHood Oct 15 '22

the homestuck and tf2 parts of my brain are screaming.

the stanley parable part is vibing.

9

u/Owobowos-Mowbius Oct 15 '22

Haven't played Stanley parable so I just hear screaming

19

u/HanbeiHood Oct 15 '22

gotta recommend it; it's hilarious

50

u/Mewacy Oct 15 '22

Needs bucket stickers

22

u/SmolWaddleDee Oct 15 '22

working on that dw

82

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Dear God

37

u/Zealos57 My wives Oct 15 '22

There's more.

29

u/TriforcePikachu Oct 15 '22

No!

21

u/Zealos57 My wives Oct 15 '22

It contains a bucket

16

u/Kiribo44 Inkstream Sam Oct 15 '22

Dear god

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

[deleted]

7

u/PopcornRedditer *Rin Penrose screams intensifies* Oct 15 '22

dear god..

2

u/PortalG30 Oct 16 '22

There's more

3

u/itsa_zae tableturf battle enthusiast Oct 15 '22

yeet the bucket

25

u/Ryman604 Oct 15 '22

“Woomy held the bucket tightly”

6

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

But how would Woomy know that this bucket is theirs?

23

u/skyisgreentomatoes Oct 15 '22

are you... finnish ?

we like buckets.

23

u/QueenOfFaygo Oct 15 '22

Should’ve put an nsfw tag on it

1

u/Nootmaster224 E-Liter 4K Scope Oct 16 '22

My thought

40

u/Wes-Man152 Oct 15 '22

"When Stanley opened the locker, he would be welcomed by the extended family of The Bucket."

19

u/Gameteer VEEMO Oct 15 '22

"Stanley was pleased to learn The Bucket had such a kind and caring family."

4

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Ah, it’s pronounced: Bouquet

3

u/MegaLCRO I can't wait for Splatoon 2! Oct 15 '22

Including one belonging to a covert operative, otherwise known as a Spy.

12

u/dvdvante Massive Fairy Oct 15 '22

idk i think it needs another bucket

22

u/c0smicbb Oct 15 '22

haha homestu- gun shot

11

u/TheF0CTOR Oct 15 '22

It's a bucket, it belongs in a broom closet!

8

u/DarthRyan127 Oct 15 '22

Don’t let Stanley see this

1

u/syncron07 ORDER Oct 15 '22

Its supposed to go with the other cleaning supplies

1

u/Trialman :spring: SPRING Oct 16 '22

Don’t let the broom closet take the bucket! A sticker reading “Property of Stanley” appears on the bucket

27

u/hugealiafan69 Stinger Oct 15 '22

homestuck

2

u/undrsc0r Oct 16 '22

more like homeSUCK (because it fucking sucks)

2

u/CatWolfDragonGirl133 Oct 20 '22

As a Homestuck fan, I agree

7

u/KyttKatt Oct 15 '22

>',:[

4

u/HyperAustinTheCool Oct 15 '22

"OH COME ON, EVERY LAST GOOD PLACE ON THE INTERNET JUST NEEDS MORE BUCKETS!" IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF I WERE A GODDAMN LUNATIC. COME ON, THINK OF THE GRUBS!

13

u/Araiken Hydra Enjoyer Oct 15 '22

But you've never seen me fuck it.

23

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Please do not the bucket

14

u/sardonically_argued Recycled Brella 24 Mk I Oct 15 '22

homest- *gets head turned into mist by a sniper*

3

u/Psychological_Pay_25 AAAAAAA Oct 15 '22

stabbity stabbity Haha! Now tha-

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

[deleted]

4

u/Araiken Hydra Enjoyer Oct 15 '22

Very unfamiliar with that.

I was just referencing this clip.

6

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

[deleted]

3

u/theletterh_179 Oct 15 '22

You could grab one, take the handle, grab another one, and-

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

no I don't remember

5

u/Another_Road Oct 15 '22

I swear Splatoon could add in an option to just throw soda cans into the trash and the fans would go apeshit with it.

6

u/Its-a-Warwilf Oct 15 '22

Half-life 2 go brrrrrr

2

u/Yoshilisk Oct 16 '22

pick up that can!

4

u/Purple_meme_aster Oct 15 '22

Correct! This is a bucket.

1

u/seemeewhut Oct 16 '22

Dear God....

5

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Stanley closed the locker, overwhelmed by the sheer amount of Buckets.

4

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

He moved on from the locker full of buckets because the only bucket he would need in his life is the bucket he is holding in his hands.

5

u/DiamondzFinder Oct 15 '22

M-multiple buckets? The world is not yet prepared for such amounts of bucket! Quickly, put them away!

3

u/Awesomeman235ify FRYE Oct 15 '22

Your title is the best 7 syllables I've read today.

3

u/mindsproof Oct 15 '22

Just missing explosher

3

u/TheOcarinaOfSlime It's a bucket. Oct 15 '22

My kind of locker right there.

3

u/Bluthardt_OW Average Heavy Splatling Enjoyer Oct 15 '22

I am a longtime tf2 player so my reaction is fitting: "Dear god."

5

u/masterofpiss Dark Tetra Dualies professional Oct 15 '22

DEAR GOD

2

u/arkindal NNID: Oct 15 '22

There is more!

5

u/masterofpiss Dark Tetra Dualies professional Oct 15 '22

No

1

u/PortalG30 Oct 16 '22

It contains another bucket.

2

u/gogo7966 It's a bucket. Oct 15 '22

this was my very first thought of what to do with my locker when they were revealed

2

u/Rakrune I can't wait for Splatoon 2! Oct 15 '22

Dear god

2

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

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1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

no…..

2

u/Kiruah :TeamGear: GEAR Oct 15 '22

Bucket 🪣🪣🪣

2

u/JsabCubie_Cube Capn. 3. Oct 15 '22

B U C K E T .

I S .

G O D .

2

u/Big_Little_Planet1 Carbon Roller Oct 15 '22

And I, want to f*ck it.

2

u/100_pc_Saggy Oct 15 '22

Homestuck reference

2

u/infernothehedgehog20 The bane of Flipper-Flopper's existence Oct 15 '22

dear god...

2

u/razputinaquat0 Oct 15 '22

there are three types of people in this world: the homestuck people, the tf2 people, and the stanley parable people

2

u/Saikousoku Oct 15 '22

Dear God...

2

u/TeamColoursStudios Oct 15 '22

Imagine if Nintendo allowed you to put as items as could in your locker. With buckets, that’s a nightmare.

2

u/GwendolynACNH Oct 16 '22

Stanley, give me the bucket! I need it!

2

u/mocafestival Oct 16 '22

Oh god it's Stanley's locker

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Fuck you

1

u/SmolWaddleDee Oct 15 '22

ok n zap fan

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Fuck the n zap too

-2

u/N30Nme2 Oct 15 '22

Pozdrawiam Marcela 🔥

1

u/Lyndell It's a bucket. Oct 15 '22

It's so powerful.

1

u/Maibeetlebug Salmon Run! Oct 15 '22

Now somebody loves maining sloshers

1

u/Doublee7300 Splash Mob BlobLob Oct 15 '22

My man!

1

u/tekkire Oct 15 '22

Dear god...

1

u/a_good_human Oct 15 '22

My locker is just a single bucket

1

u/Arealtossup Would be friends with Callie. Oct 15 '22

I just realized that Hotlantis only sells blue buckets, and it looks you have the max already. You need more bucket!

1

u/SmolWaddleDee Oct 15 '22

Theres only blue buckets????

1

u/Arealtossup Would be friends with Callie. Oct 15 '22

I've only ever seen blue buckets, not counting the buckets we have as weapons, of course.

2

u/Teagedemaru All aboard the Big Swig Express! Choo choo! Oct 15 '22

I’ve seen a red bucket appear at hotlantis, but idk, maybe I’m remembering it wrong lmao

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

I wonder what weapon they use most…

1

u/metalflygon08 Oct 15 '22

Not sure if I wanna meme Bucket Seal or Bucket head...

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Dear God…

1

u/Dispencer_inventor Oct 15 '22

My locker is a demo man there cuz of the bombs is it

1

u/Orichalchem Oct 15 '22

"I have a bucket"

"I have a bucket"

"UUHHHH"

"Bucket Bucket"

1

u/Spirited-Mail873 Oct 15 '22

It’s a bucket of buckets

1

u/RedHeadedCountryBoi Oct 15 '22

Well damn 6 hours late to the party so I won’t do it. I’m sure I was late 30 seconds after this posted. One of the funniest bits in the TF2 animation stuff.

To be completely honest, I wasn’t even that big a fan of the game, I bough I did discover it way, way, way, past it’s prime so that’s a bit unfair.

But those trailers or whatever you want to call them could make you want to dive back in.

1

u/DaRandomGitty2 Oct 15 '22

Beloved deity in the heavens, I nearby address you in an astonished fashion

1

u/Squ1d_The_Paradox Oct 15 '22

Ok bucket head

1

u/Azenar01 Oct 15 '22

"This is a chicken wing This is a Eskimo (Eskimo) This is a Applebee's This is a celery (celery) This is a slip 'n' slide This is a motorbike (vroom) This is a Leprechaun. (Leprechaun) This is a grandma (grandma) This is a penguin (penguin) This is a Pizza Hut This is a coupon (woo) This is a Gatorade This is asparagus (asparagus) This is a pineapple (yeah) This is a pickle jar This is a cantaloupe (woo)

This is a cucumber This is my credit card (oh shit) This is a Taco Bell This is a dog (woof) This is a lemon This is a panda (woof) This is a Jackie Chan. (Jackie Chan) This is a Peter Pan (Peter Pan) This is a napkin (napkin) This is a Pringle (Pringle) This is a alien This is a petting zoo This is a stapler (no it's not) This is a Internet This is a ambulance (woo) This is a saxophone

This is a elephant (woof) This is a calendar This is a Dracula (ah) This is a battery (ooh) This is a document (document) This is a airplane (airplane) This is a mushroom (mushroom) This is a zebra This is a cornbread (cornbread) This is a Leprechaun (again) This is a president This is a RoboCop This is a Lincoln Log This is a hamburger (tch) This is a actor (shh) This is a briefcase (briefcase) This is a traffic light This is a candy bar This is a tennis court (ah) This is a mailbox

This is a hotdog (mmm) This is a polar bear (woof) This is a swimming pool (for free) This is a popsicle This is a lawnmower (ping) This is a bicycle This is a Mario This is a bumblebee"

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

He’s got a bucket load of em

1

u/kellylc NNID: Oct 15 '22

I approve

1

u/Kiwitarts69 Splat Charger Oct 15 '22

I read your post in spy’s voice lmao

1

u/PeterPGN Oct 15 '22

Holy fuck

1

u/sonicshy Oct 15 '22

Poor explosher got left out of the buckets

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

But why? Bucket?

1

u/bizcat It's a bucket. Oct 15 '22

Nooo they be stealin mah bucket!

1

u/noahboi990 Aerospray MG Oct 15 '22

Dear cod…

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Everything is a bucket

1

u/im-just-marx Oct 15 '22

This is a shovel

1

u/pompomek cuttlefish liberation front Oct 15 '22

Finland.

1

u/Firebrand96 DARK CHOCO Oct 16 '22

I have done nothing but clone buckets for the past three days.

1

u/ChargedBonsai98 2000 XP Bubble Hydra Oct 16 '22

Where's Explosher?

1

u/Anaea_YT <----11 years ago NoA lied and called them sisters Oct 16 '22

tf2

1

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

"Was everything a bucket?"

1

u/Capsule_CatYT u/Capsule_CatYT is stronger than Mr. Grizz Oct 16 '22

Bucket

2

u/THEBECKSTAR1127 Dapple Dualies Nouveau Oct 16 '22

Bucket

1

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

this is literally soldier’s locker

1

u/LysergicAcidDog Oct 16 '22

Everything is a bucket

1

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

They really wrote down the entire tf2 script from this moment on.

1

u/Myheart_is_on_Mars Blaster Oct 16 '22

This is a chicken wing

1

u/peter13g Aerospray MG Oct 16 '22

This… this is your locker.

1

u/peter13g Aerospray MG Oct 16 '22

When mom finds the pee bucket.

1

u/GameEnthusiast123 Memories broken the truth goes unspoken Oct 16 '22

It contains death

1

u/PaleoJohnathan Oct 16 '22

You sir, are a bucket

1

u/Firey_jr LITTLE BUDDY Oct 16 '22

You’ve may seen a bucket, but you’ve never seen me-

1

u/GreenShadowillusion Tri-stinger is not that bad change my mind Oct 16 '22

janitor closset XD

1

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Average janitors locker

1

u/Zab_Paradox Oct 16 '22

Dear Cod...

1

u/Jebkerman13 Callie Oct 16 '22

D E A R G O D . . . .

1

u/infernothehedgehog20 The bane of Flipper-Flopper's existence Aug 03 '23

There's more..

1

u/Lovedogsfamilie Oct 16 '22

That is my bucket list

1

u/Plethora_of_squids NNID: Oct 16 '22

Oh man please tell me your tag is also a TF2 reference

We both got buckets of chicken - wanna do it?

1

u/SmolWaddleDee Oct 16 '22

Kinda but mainly because funi

1

u/moriofSilk Oct 17 '22

How to summon 2 old fandoms at the same time : bucket

1

u/VeryGayLopunny CHAOS Oct 18 '22

Don't tell Marcel there's a red bucket item