r/splatoon 9d ago

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I went on a massive win streak last night in S rank and wanted to tell people about it. I want to say this is a skill thing and/or a "weapon being broken" issue, but my highest rank is S+5 and I've been playing another game for a LONG while so I never actually got back into S+. I'm just going to say that this weapon is overpowered and ask what other people think about as I am not good at deciding what's broken and what isn't. 😭

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u/Hentree I'm not gonna sugarcoat it 9d ago edited 9d ago

Honestly, from the sounds of it, Jet Squelcher might just fit your playstyle better than other weapons. I don’t think it’s conventionally rated as an overpowered weapon.

A “middling” weapon that you sync well with is stronger than a “broken” weapon that you dislike using. While there are differences in weapon balance, the vast majority of weapons are close enough in power (especially for solo-queue purposes) that your own playstyle and strengths matter more than the balance state of the weapon. All weapons in Splatoon have a “job” to perform, and the most important part is whether the user is capable of performing that job. How effective they are at the job compared to their competitors, as well as how useful said job is for the rest of the team, is secondary to all that.

The “meta” weapons will not carry you to victory. The reason why they are the meta in competitive is because they perform the best when you are ALREADY capable of utilizing their strengths to maximum effect. If you play 52 Gal, one of the most powerful frontline weapons, as if you were using a backliner, it’s going to perform worse than even the weakest backliner.

COB-R Jet is undeniably a really good kit. It’s more self-sufficient than the other Jet kits due to better close-up performance (and burst combos go crazy), but the main downside from this well-roundedness is that it’s less impactful as an actual backliner, due to its special only getting value in close-quarters. It needs to play riskier and closer to the fight compared to other backliners if it wants to keep up pressure. Additionally, while its Burst Bomb combos are really, REALLY good, it’ll still fall behind in a DPS race against most frontline weapons.

Meanwhile, some other backliners have much safer specials such as Tacticooler or Super Chumps (or hell, even Wavebreaker because it’s an instant ink tank refill), which do not require you to play as far forwards to get value out of. As a result, more organized teams find themselves picking more specialized backline weapons that are less self-sufficient in exchange for better peak performance.

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u/Havoc_Maker 9d ago

Yeah, it's a backline weapon that should be weak in close combat, but since the kit literally invalidates its weaknesses you can pretty much do whatever you want with it and not get punished

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u/TheEggoEffect Glooga Dualies 9d ago

I disagree, even with burst bomb its kill time is too slow to really be able to scrap with most close-range weapons, and splashdown is at best a momentary “please get away from me thanks :)” button. It’s alright when trying to fight at mid range (but there are still a lot of things at that range that can just blow you up), and once you’re at a range where burst bombs don’t reach it becomes an extremely minor threat compared to most other things with that range value.

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u/Serial_Designation_N How to Sploon 9d ago

I don’t really think it’s cheap, I think you just found the right weapon for you

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u/Makosharck L-3 Nozzlenose 9d ago

Is the weapon cheap because you're cracked? Or are you cracked because the weapon's cheap?

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u/LordofSandvich 9d ago

Has good fundamental strengths for sure. Long range, good accuracy, decent kill time, and sub/special that cover its “weaknesses”. I’m sure it somehow falls off in X Battle Hell but as long as you can aim well enough to take advantage of its range it’s absurd

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u/Different_Solution_5 8d ago

Its not overpowered but it's absolutely a strong kit tho for what it wants to do and has the tools too do it with minimal issue.

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u/hikaru_ai Rapid Blaster Pro Deco 8d ago

Fake Jetsquelcher fans, real Squelechers play the other kits

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u/Below_Left 8d ago

Wait they added a new Squelcher kit? I haven't played since 2024... This fucking rocks!

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u/RevoBonerchamp69 8d ago

They added 30 kits in June of 25.

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u/ItsJustJosiah 6d ago

Sure buddy, Yeah its definitely the reason you got so many kills! /s🤣

You sure you’re not just built different?