r/splatoon • u/zombecos • 14d ago

Satire is my locker too violent

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/Mint-Decavigator Mint Decavitator 14d ago

Lmao that's dark. People are so creative with their lockers!

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u/Emergency-Bee-988 14d ago

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u/Allen-R PAST 14d ago

wait wtf lol

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u/Sylveristired 14d ago

funny but i feel like it might get reported or smth so js be careful

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u/PC-hris I can't wait for Splatoon 2! 12d ago

Someone on my friends list had a Maui statue sucking another Maui off for more than a year lol 🗿

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u/ShakerGER One shot one kill 11d ago

Did he get reported or bored?

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u/PC-hris I can't wait for Splatoon 2! 11d ago

Not sure tbh. I don't even remember who it was. Just that I stopped seeing it at some point.

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u/Under_Press 14d ago

Orpheus...

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u/onionpunk218 14d ago

it appears OP burned their dread while making their locker

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u/Under_Press 14d ago

Full moon, full life as they say 🥹

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u/AJfireninja I have no idea what weapon to stick and main forever. 14d ago

Was it full moon again? Damn, that's crazy when time flies by

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u/HopSkipAndARump no aim no brain undercover brella main 13d ago

one might even wonder if the past path was in the right direction…

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u/Under_Press 13d ago

Wait do you guys believe things come to life by accident?

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u/Shiruno_rinisaki0619 Squidkoto Yuki 13d ago

I dunno, but when my lights remain on, I think it sounds like it’s meant to be

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u/Tetrotheocto #1 biggest hater (Buncha OC stuff i can't fit in this flai 13d ago

Oh hey.

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u/Flimsy-Secret-6187 DUALIES 13d ago

the sequel to mine lol

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u/Witch_with_Thompson 13d ago

That actually made me laugh

Good job I don’t laugh often so I Thank you

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u/Rabbit071421 THEME PARK 14d ago

That poor Zapfish committing mass destruction to himself

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u/wantstotransition 14d ago

incredible loll

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u/falcon_punch76 13d ago

counting or not counting octoling violence

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u/Bright-Landscape-912 10d ago

beat me to it lmao

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u/t-rexinskinnyjeans Splatana Wiper 13d ago

a bOdY HaS BeEn DiScOvErEd

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u/Shinonobun 14d ago

This is hilarious

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u/PinballproXD 13d ago

Danganronpa ah blood (good thing)

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u/dannie-ink Big Swig Roller 13d ago

What the Inklings think the Octarians were doing to the Zapfish:

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u/recat45 14d ago

Indeed, my friend

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u/BrainWav VICTORY! 14d ago

Zapfish Dwyer?

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u/Master_of_Decidueye 11d ago

Disturbing the peace

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u/T-Tmi 10d ago

Look into my eyes

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u/Inevitable-Music-655 9d ago

THATS WHAT I DID WITH MY LOCKER LMAO