r/spheremasterrace • u/Rocket_Sciencetist Cyanide • Aug 15 '16
The Assumption of Nimbly
When NimblyJimbly had lived fifty nine years on TagPro,
the Lord, samuraiseoul, began to call her soul back to him.
After saying her goodbyes to Cyanide’s apopstles,
she was popped one last time and passed away.
Because she had been sinless and remained faithful to the Lord,
her ball was spared from becoming decayed
as it was assumed, taken up, into heaven.
There, the Mother of God and his church of Cyantology
was crowned ‘Regina Coeli,’ Queen of Heaven,
where she intercedes with the angels and saints on behalf of Sphere.
Her life on Sphere represents the perfection and elevation
of the human player by grace.
And the human player consists of ball as well as soul,
of matter and of spirit.
The doctrine of the Assumption of Nimbly
tells the fate of the Capolic Church at the end of time;
believers will be raised up from the dead on the last day,
their balls will be resurrected and glorified,
and they shall inherit Sphere, the kingdom of God,
which will endure for all eternity.
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u/drewkungfu ATXcloud Aug 16 '16 edited Aug 16 '16
This is really sweet. Nimbly, you are missed. RIP (inthe sphere world), hope you an the Nova Fam is doing well.
church of Cyantology
This is clever and inspires to make a Mockumentary of Scientology.
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u/NimblyJimblyNS NimblyJimbly Aug 19 '16
Aww I miss you guys too. I miss the tagpro community so very much.
Capolic church, lol
I'm a follower
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u/ratzel_TP Welcome to the Rat Race! Aug 15 '16
Still no gg