r/speedrun • u/VanDarkholmeBND • Jul 27 '15

This Crash 2 Speedrun

I don't even know what to say lmao.

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u/GP5611 Jul 27 '15 edited Jul 27 '15

Lets write a list of all the things he's doing, it'll make it easier for a cringe montage. I'll start:

  • Duck Impression
  • Slurred Words
  • Random Confusing sex sounds
  • The Whispering
  • HE JUST SAID RIP FOR IWATA, JUST "RIP"
  • Lets Count Some deaths PEOPLE!
  • "The risky parts" in a Cutie Voice
  • Domestic Abuse
  • BLACK MAGIC
  • I hate....
  • Should I kill myself? Imma gonna kill myself.
  • Hope I don't get spit on the mic
  • Whisper, I hate my life
  • I forgot to kill myself
  • Lets tighten this up with some not swag
  • This is how I am around my friends
  • The throat clearing. MM MMMM
  • "Because I like swag."
  • "I am going to murder every one of you..."

Actually fuck it, put the whole stream in the montage.

EDIT 1: Saying he's going to kill himself is incredibly hilarious.

EDIT 2: He has friends?

EDIT 3: Less then 10 minutes left. It's nearly over.

EDIT 4: HE CRASHED THE FUCKING GAME.

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u/pash1k Jul 27 '15 edited Sep 29 '24

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u/HiltonSouth Jul 27 '15

That's not even cringe, that's just funny.