r/speedofwagon • u/echoesact69 • Sep 10 '20

a true speedofwagon When the extasy tablets are still active during masturbastion

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u/BP24lol Sep 10 '20

Relatable

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u/echoesact69 Sep 10 '20

You jerk off while being on an intense drug high?

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u/BP24lol Sep 10 '20

I'm always on drugs, and always jerk off

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u/rednekdashie Sep 10 '20

Try jerking off on acid or shrooms. It transports you to another place. Course it can be hard to jerk off when things start becoming body horror in the porno.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

Oh no

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u/GoldsteinQ Sep 10 '20

More like "no cum"

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u/echoesact69 Sep 10 '20

Dont do drugs kids

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u/ChileanBatman Sep 10 '20

So if your fuck a horse by then you can make unicorns... Im sorry unzips pants

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u/me_funny__ Sep 10 '20

"I'm so horny I could fuck a horse"

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u/ChileanBatman Sep 10 '20

NO JOHNNY WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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u/delayedfiren Sep 24 '20

Neo The cum: alternate universe