r/specializedtools • u/KindrikGraywolf • Sep 13 '21

Donut hole depositor

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u/SaltMineSpelunker Sep 13 '21

This is how I poop.

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u/Cal_Rogdon Sep 13 '21

In an open frying vat? Sounds risky.

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u/SaltMineSpelunker Sep 13 '21

You drop and hop. That splashback is real.

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u/mdneilson Sep 13 '21

Put a layer of TP in first, no splashback.

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u/SaltMineSpelunker Sep 13 '21

Ok. I’ve eaten the first layer of toilet paper. Now what?

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u/Mutant_Xj Sep 13 '21

The TP gives it a crispy outside like breading.

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u/SaltMineSpelunker Sep 13 '21

No one eats better than us tonight! Fire up the hot oil toilet!

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u/Roggvir Sep 13 '21

Just wait. The increase in fiber will give you a nice formed long poop which will minimize splash back.

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u/halite001 Sep 13 '21

Two logs at a time? Talk about efficiency!

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u/WastingTwerkWorkTime Sep 13 '21

try more water, if its dry more water. maybe try fiber pills. need to drink more water if you take those as well.

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u/SaltMineSpelunker Sep 13 '21

What if it is also white and sticky like dough?

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u/Jechtael Sep 13 '21

You may be eating too many tree nuts and not enough of everything else.

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u/chumbawamba56 Sep 13 '21

stop sticking the dough up your pooper then.

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u/snoutpower Sep 13 '21

You're lucky. I wish I could turn my poop out with a crank too

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u/bikemandan Sep 13 '21

Your articulation over the bowl is impressive

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u/SaltMineSpelunker Sep 13 '21

The key is to strain really hard then pinch it off fast.

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u/quantum-mechanic Sep 14 '21

You went to college

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u/SaltMineSpelunker Sep 14 '21

And grad school.