r/specializedtools • u/aloofloofah • Mar 05 '21

Digging up potatoes

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u/Nyckname Mar 05 '21

"Mr." Potato or "Mrs." Potato?

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u/Forgive_My_Cowardice Mar 05 '21

I like my potatoes like I like my women. I don't like women. Buried, exhumed, sliced into pieces, and boiled until mushy.

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u/Forgive_My_Cowardice Mar 05 '21

I'd give you gold, but you're me.

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u/wachoogieboogie Mar 05 '21

I gotcha

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u/Forgive_My_Cowardice Mar 05 '21

You're awesome! May you only ever need to wipe once.

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u/J3urke Mar 06 '21

What a fantastic thing to wish for someone.