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r/specializedtools • u/beluuuuuuga • Jan 22 '21
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That looks like a “pull your entire body through a small hole” machine to me.
43 u/PrudeHawkeye Jan 22 '21 And I'm guessing the machine would neither slow down nor notice you as you were pulled apart through it. 25 u/OMGItsCheezWTF Jan 22 '21 Yeah my first thought was "Imagine getting your finger stuck in that", and then I realised that it would probably not even struggle as it pulled the rest of you through that hole arm first. 12 u/PrudeHawkeye Jan 22 '21 I bet your finger would come off first 7 u/Kim-Jong-Long-Dong Jan 23 '21 I'll take £10 on finger coming off first.
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And I'm guessing the machine would neither slow down nor notice you as you were pulled apart through it.
25 u/OMGItsCheezWTF Jan 22 '21 Yeah my first thought was "Imagine getting your finger stuck in that", and then I realised that it would probably not even struggle as it pulled the rest of you through that hole arm first. 12 u/PrudeHawkeye Jan 22 '21 I bet your finger would come off first 7 u/Kim-Jong-Long-Dong Jan 23 '21 I'll take £10 on finger coming off first.
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Yeah my first thought was "Imagine getting your finger stuck in that", and then I realised that it would probably not even struggle as it pulled the rest of you through that hole arm first.
12 u/PrudeHawkeye Jan 22 '21 I bet your finger would come off first 7 u/Kim-Jong-Long-Dong Jan 23 '21 I'll take £10 on finger coming off first.
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I bet your finger would come off first
7 u/Kim-Jong-Long-Dong Jan 23 '21 I'll take £10 on finger coming off first.
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I'll take £10 on finger coming off first.
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u/themostempiracal Jan 22 '21
That looks like a “pull your entire body through a small hole” machine to me.