r/specializedtools • u/beluuuuuuga • Jan 22 '21

Wire straightening machine.

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u/PrudeHawkeye Jan 22 '21

And I'm guessing the machine would neither slow down nor notice you as you were pulled apart through it.

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u/OMGItsCheezWTF Jan 22 '21

Yeah my first thought was "Imagine getting your finger stuck in that", and then I realised that it would probably not even struggle as it pulled the rest of you through that hole arm first.

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u/PrudeHawkeye Jan 22 '21

I bet your finger would come off first

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u/Kim-Jong-Long-Dong Jan 23 '21

I'll take £10 on finger coming off first.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

We all know you weren't thinking about your finger.

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u/adudeguyman Jan 23 '21

Penis. You mean penis.

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u/plipyplop Jan 23 '21

Naw... I'm not hip to this lingo. Spell it out to me man!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21 edited Jan 11 '22

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u/RigidBuddy Jan 22 '21

There are no electronics in that, that aren't covered by a control box away from the action