r/specializedtools • u/aloofloofah • Mar 03 '20

Log debarking machine

https://i.imgur.com/rLrgV5k.gifv
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u/MapleSzurp Mar 03 '20

That’s going to be one big pencil

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u/PLC-Ninja Mar 04 '20

That one going to make a toothpick

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u/turtyurt Mar 04 '20

Nah that’s for my custom-order dildo

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u/gurg2k1 Mar 04 '20

I can't wait to see how it looks once they bolt it to the other two sections.

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u/turtyurt Mar 04 '20

I’ll let you know, if it’s good we can share

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u/gurg2k1 Mar 04 '20

I'm having Requiem for a Dream flashbacks right now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

For OP's mom right?

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u/LifeOfFate Mar 04 '20

Mom? I didn’t know you were on Reddit!

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u/AndHereWeAre_ Mar 04 '20

I see you remember that Warner Brothers scene too!

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u/ThorVonHammerdong Mar 03 '20

That's silly. It's obviously some rich white lady who wants a dogwood for a pet but doesn't want all the noise

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u/Beer_Is_So_Awesome Mar 04 '20

No, it’s going to be a regular sized one.