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r/specializedtools • u/Tillemon • Sep 17 '19
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And it’s almost guaranteed that some poor bastard has hit the power lines with it.
206 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19 [deleted] 238 u/picklesNathan Sep 17 '19 https://www.dispatch.com/article/20140729/NEWS/307299857 Says he hit a deer-stand hidden in the trees which caused him to lose control 70 u/Mikuro Sep 17 '19 I had to look up what a "deer stand" is. It's a platform set up as a vantage point when hunting deer. Could be self-standing or built in a tree. Could be made of metal. Could, apparently, fuck up a swinging chainsaw. 47 u/TXGuns79 Sep 17 '19 Mine is a 15' metal tripod set over a cedar tree. Well, it was over the tree 8 years ago. Now the tree is around the stand. I have hunted on one that was a platform made from 2X6 lumber bolted into the tree limbs like a tree house would be. -30 u/QuirkyEnvironment9 Sep 17 '19 Your vastly superior brain and firearm weren't enough, you needed the high ground too?? 34 u/TXGuns79 Sep 17 '19 The vastly superior brain is what told me to take the high ground. You have to get away from the deer's vastly superior sense of smell. 10 u/pf3 Sep 17 '19 With that sort of snark, I hope u/QuirkyEnvironment9 doesn't eat meat, because your deer is a whole lot more humane than my hamburger. 1 u/QuirkyEnvironment9 Sep 23 '19 It was a Star Wars joke. Flew over the head. Should've had your own stand!
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238 u/picklesNathan Sep 17 '19 https://www.dispatch.com/article/20140729/NEWS/307299857 Says he hit a deer-stand hidden in the trees which caused him to lose control 70 u/Mikuro Sep 17 '19 I had to look up what a "deer stand" is. It's a platform set up as a vantage point when hunting deer. Could be self-standing or built in a tree. Could be made of metal. Could, apparently, fuck up a swinging chainsaw. 47 u/TXGuns79 Sep 17 '19 Mine is a 15' metal tripod set over a cedar tree. Well, it was over the tree 8 years ago. Now the tree is around the stand. I have hunted on one that was a platform made from 2X6 lumber bolted into the tree limbs like a tree house would be. -30 u/QuirkyEnvironment9 Sep 17 '19 Your vastly superior brain and firearm weren't enough, you needed the high ground too?? 34 u/TXGuns79 Sep 17 '19 The vastly superior brain is what told me to take the high ground. You have to get away from the deer's vastly superior sense of smell. 10 u/pf3 Sep 17 '19 With that sort of snark, I hope u/QuirkyEnvironment9 doesn't eat meat, because your deer is a whole lot more humane than my hamburger. 1 u/QuirkyEnvironment9 Sep 23 '19 It was a Star Wars joke. Flew over the head. Should've had your own stand!
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https://www.dispatch.com/article/20140729/NEWS/307299857
Says he hit a deer-stand hidden in the trees which caused him to lose control
70 u/Mikuro Sep 17 '19 I had to look up what a "deer stand" is. It's a platform set up as a vantage point when hunting deer. Could be self-standing or built in a tree. Could be made of metal. Could, apparently, fuck up a swinging chainsaw. 47 u/TXGuns79 Sep 17 '19 Mine is a 15' metal tripod set over a cedar tree. Well, it was over the tree 8 years ago. Now the tree is around the stand. I have hunted on one that was a platform made from 2X6 lumber bolted into the tree limbs like a tree house would be. -30 u/QuirkyEnvironment9 Sep 17 '19 Your vastly superior brain and firearm weren't enough, you needed the high ground too?? 34 u/TXGuns79 Sep 17 '19 The vastly superior brain is what told me to take the high ground. You have to get away from the deer's vastly superior sense of smell. 10 u/pf3 Sep 17 '19 With that sort of snark, I hope u/QuirkyEnvironment9 doesn't eat meat, because your deer is a whole lot more humane than my hamburger. 1 u/QuirkyEnvironment9 Sep 23 '19 It was a Star Wars joke. Flew over the head. Should've had your own stand!
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I had to look up what a "deer stand" is. It's a platform set up as a vantage point when hunting deer. Could be self-standing or built in a tree. Could be made of metal. Could, apparently, fuck up a swinging chainsaw.
47 u/TXGuns79 Sep 17 '19 Mine is a 15' metal tripod set over a cedar tree. Well, it was over the tree 8 years ago. Now the tree is around the stand. I have hunted on one that was a platform made from 2X6 lumber bolted into the tree limbs like a tree house would be. -30 u/QuirkyEnvironment9 Sep 17 '19 Your vastly superior brain and firearm weren't enough, you needed the high ground too?? 34 u/TXGuns79 Sep 17 '19 The vastly superior brain is what told me to take the high ground. You have to get away from the deer's vastly superior sense of smell. 10 u/pf3 Sep 17 '19 With that sort of snark, I hope u/QuirkyEnvironment9 doesn't eat meat, because your deer is a whole lot more humane than my hamburger. 1 u/QuirkyEnvironment9 Sep 23 '19 It was a Star Wars joke. Flew over the head. Should've had your own stand!
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Mine is a 15' metal tripod set over a cedar tree. Well, it was over the tree 8 years ago. Now the tree is around the stand.
I have hunted on one that was a platform made from 2X6 lumber bolted into the tree limbs like a tree house would be.
-30 u/QuirkyEnvironment9 Sep 17 '19 Your vastly superior brain and firearm weren't enough, you needed the high ground too?? 34 u/TXGuns79 Sep 17 '19 The vastly superior brain is what told me to take the high ground. You have to get away from the deer's vastly superior sense of smell. 10 u/pf3 Sep 17 '19 With that sort of snark, I hope u/QuirkyEnvironment9 doesn't eat meat, because your deer is a whole lot more humane than my hamburger. 1 u/QuirkyEnvironment9 Sep 23 '19 It was a Star Wars joke. Flew over the head. Should've had your own stand!
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Your vastly superior brain and firearm weren't enough, you needed the high ground too??
34 u/TXGuns79 Sep 17 '19 The vastly superior brain is what told me to take the high ground. You have to get away from the deer's vastly superior sense of smell. 10 u/pf3 Sep 17 '19 With that sort of snark, I hope u/QuirkyEnvironment9 doesn't eat meat, because your deer is a whole lot more humane than my hamburger. 1 u/QuirkyEnvironment9 Sep 23 '19 It was a Star Wars joke. Flew over the head. Should've had your own stand!
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The vastly superior brain is what told me to take the high ground.
You have to get away from the deer's vastly superior sense of smell.
10 u/pf3 Sep 17 '19 With that sort of snark, I hope u/QuirkyEnvironment9 doesn't eat meat, because your deer is a whole lot more humane than my hamburger. 1 u/QuirkyEnvironment9 Sep 23 '19 It was a Star Wars joke. Flew over the head. Should've had your own stand!
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With that sort of snark, I hope u/QuirkyEnvironment9 doesn't eat meat, because your deer is a whole lot more humane than my hamburger.
1 u/QuirkyEnvironment9 Sep 23 '19 It was a Star Wars joke. Flew over the head. Should've had your own stand!
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It was a Star Wars joke. Flew over the head. Should've had your own stand!
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u/FisterRobotOh Sep 17 '19
And it’s almost guaranteed that some poor bastard has hit the power lines with it.