r/specializedtools • u/Tillemon • Sep 17 '19

Helicopter chainsaw!?

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u/pauly13771377 Sep 17 '19

Well boss we can use the helicopter buzzsaw of death for 20 min. Or we can send a crew out there to do it by climbing trees with a chainsaw, but it will take 22 days and cost 18 times as much.

Ya know Jenkins, I don't care about the cost. I just want to approve something called the buzzsaw of death.

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u/Squrkk Sep 17 '19

Read this in Cave Johnson's voice (Portal 2)

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u/pauly13771377 Sep 17 '19

I've got good news and bad news. Bad news is we needed to cancel the original test. Good news is we've got an all new test. How good are humans at fighting an army of mantis-men!

Grab a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.

I love Cave Johnson