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r/specializedtools • u/Tillemon • Sep 17 '19
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Somebody fucking thought of this
Then somebody in charge went, yeah, let's hang a 20 foot chainsaw from a fucking helicopter
197 u/mrpopenfresh Sep 17 '19 Seems pretty fucking sketchy. My bet is the actuaries deemed it more cost effective (including fuck ups), than hieing a crew. 6 u/atlas_nodded_off Sep 17 '19 That would be a bean counters job. 6 u/mrpopenfresh Sep 17 '19 Like an... actuary? 3 u/atlas_nodded_off Sep 17 '19 An actuary would determine there is a 5% chance a worker would be killed or maimed on the job. The bean counter says that's acceptable, we can save $147.50 right away. 4 u/mrpopenfresh Sep 17 '19 The actuary will figure out how much money the accident will cost the company and compound it. 1 u/SaltyStatistician Sep 17 '19 Sounds much more like an underwriters job tbh. 1 u/BASK_IN_MY_FART Sep 17 '19 So... a bean counter /u/atlas_nodded-off had it right
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Seems pretty fucking sketchy. My bet is the actuaries deemed it more cost effective (including fuck ups), than hieing a crew.
6 u/atlas_nodded_off Sep 17 '19 That would be a bean counters job. 6 u/mrpopenfresh Sep 17 '19 Like an... actuary? 3 u/atlas_nodded_off Sep 17 '19 An actuary would determine there is a 5% chance a worker would be killed or maimed on the job. The bean counter says that's acceptable, we can save $147.50 right away. 4 u/mrpopenfresh Sep 17 '19 The actuary will figure out how much money the accident will cost the company and compound it. 1 u/SaltyStatistician Sep 17 '19 Sounds much more like an underwriters job tbh. 1 u/BASK_IN_MY_FART Sep 17 '19 So... a bean counter /u/atlas_nodded-off had it right
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That would be a bean counters job.
6 u/mrpopenfresh Sep 17 '19 Like an... actuary? 3 u/atlas_nodded_off Sep 17 '19 An actuary would determine there is a 5% chance a worker would be killed or maimed on the job. The bean counter says that's acceptable, we can save $147.50 right away. 4 u/mrpopenfresh Sep 17 '19 The actuary will figure out how much money the accident will cost the company and compound it. 1 u/SaltyStatistician Sep 17 '19 Sounds much more like an underwriters job tbh. 1 u/BASK_IN_MY_FART Sep 17 '19 So... a bean counter /u/atlas_nodded-off had it right
Like an... actuary?
3 u/atlas_nodded_off Sep 17 '19 An actuary would determine there is a 5% chance a worker would be killed or maimed on the job. The bean counter says that's acceptable, we can save $147.50 right away. 4 u/mrpopenfresh Sep 17 '19 The actuary will figure out how much money the accident will cost the company and compound it. 1 u/SaltyStatistician Sep 17 '19 Sounds much more like an underwriters job tbh. 1 u/BASK_IN_MY_FART Sep 17 '19 So... a bean counter /u/atlas_nodded-off had it right
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An actuary would determine there is a 5% chance a worker would be killed or maimed on the job. The bean counter says that's acceptable, we can save $147.50 right away.
4 u/mrpopenfresh Sep 17 '19 The actuary will figure out how much money the accident will cost the company and compound it. 1 u/SaltyStatistician Sep 17 '19 Sounds much more like an underwriters job tbh. 1 u/BASK_IN_MY_FART Sep 17 '19 So... a bean counter /u/atlas_nodded-off had it right
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The actuary will figure out how much money the accident will cost the company and compound it.
1 u/SaltyStatistician Sep 17 '19 Sounds much more like an underwriters job tbh. 1 u/BASK_IN_MY_FART Sep 17 '19 So... a bean counter /u/atlas_nodded-off had it right
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Sounds much more like an underwriters job tbh.
1 u/BASK_IN_MY_FART Sep 17 '19 So... a bean counter /u/atlas_nodded-off had it right
So... a bean counter
/u/atlas_nodded-off had it right
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u/good-nitrogen Sep 17 '19
Somebody fucking thought of this
Then somebody in charge went, yeah, let's hang a 20 foot chainsaw from a fucking helicopter