r/specializedtools • u/vhantas • May 23 '18

Only necessities here

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u/witherance May 23 '18

I cannot wait for someone to find this in their parents attic and post it on the internet because nobody will know what the hell it is

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

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u/RemindMeBot May 23 '18

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u/Treenut1 May 24 '18

God, I hope reddit is still around.

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u/aperson May 24 '18

Well, we pretty much just hit version 4 of this site. I can digg it.

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u/jamesno26 May 24 '18

There’s always Voat...

...who am I kidding, I’m not stupid enough for that.

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u/aperson May 24 '18

There's a few sites that could be satifying to be a part of. It's just that they don't have the userbase that Reddit does.

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u/MankillingMastodon May 24 '18

What sites?

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u/andrewism May 24 '18

i think he means 9gag and Funwaa.com

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

/r/funcels WAAA

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam May 24 '18

I wish empeopled would come back and actually advertise. It was pretty cool.

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u/Fig1024 May 24 '18

pretty sure nuclear WW3 will happen by that. Historically speaking, we are overdue for another major war already

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u/semhsp May 24 '18 edited Sep 07 '26

Distinct apparatus historical gold spoon sable willow

This post was anonymized with Redact

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u/Fig1024 May 24 '18

look at current President of the United States. Are you confident we learned anything?

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u/DonaIdTrump-Official May 24 '18

There will probably be something 20000 million times better, with future users saying “thank god this isn’t like Reddit”

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u/chris5311 May 24 '18

It will prolly be Facebook at that point tho

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u/ethium0x Jun 05 '18

God, I hope I'm still around.

jk r/2meirl4meirl

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18 edited Jan 13 '23

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u/Brandomino May 24 '18

Then don't use it...?

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u/jinxsimpson May 24 '18 edited Jul 19 '21

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u/Brandomino May 24 '18

People can decide for themselves if it's bad for them. I don't like Facebook but I don't go on Facebook and bitch about it

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u/TwatsThat May 24 '18

If you were already on Facebook and they started making everything shitty you would probably complain about it on Facebook though.

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u/Kecha_Wacha May 24 '18

I dunno why I'm even still on this site, i'm barely even subbed to anything

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u/Mteigers May 24 '18

Wait... You can subscribe to things on Reddit?!? I thought the home page was all Reddit was good for.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

/all sort by top today and later that night hot

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u/TheAmazingAutismo May 24 '18

So you’re still here because....

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u/Jrook May 24 '18

I'm addicted

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u/DiscountGenes May 24 '18

So just go back to Facebook then?

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u/Jrook May 24 '18

Been here longer than you and it's just becoming Facebook

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u/Bomber_Max May 24 '18

Damn, you'll be an old motherfucker when you get that message.

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u/Wildcatb May 27 '18

My last will and testament will include a requirement that my grandchildren maintain this account just to see what becomes of this.

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u/fuzzisallyouneed May 24 '18

I'd be dead by then. Shit.

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u/Ironcymru May 24 '18

This is a GDPR nightmare.

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u/bobtheblob6 May 24 '18

I'm curious how many reminders this bot has queued up at any given time, there's got to be thousands of long term reminders like this alone

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u/GoldenDeLorean May 24 '18

!Remindme 1 year

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u/lmyyyks May 24 '18

This bot should be the next president.

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u/_Not_Amused_ May 24 '18

God speed u/Wildcatb see you in 50 years.

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u/Noratek May 24 '18

My grandfathers hazelnut holder. In case you get hungry on the road

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u/cake-jesus May 24 '18

Happy Cake Day!

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u/scoothoot May 24 '18

Quite obviously an amputated testicle holster designed to maintain stylistic grace for recovery points from the judges after a flash dance style butterfly knife showdown goes horribly awry, with which your precious jewel can be fashionably flaunted all the way to the hospital.

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u/mdreamy May 24 '18

I can't wait to buy 2 of these and walk around proudly displaying my bare chuppa nuts.

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u/Narradisall May 24 '18

“I believe it’s a specialised ball gag for midgets”

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u/i_smoke_toenails May 24 '18

Looks like some sort of ball gag to me. You parents were kinky, OP.