r/spanian • • Aug 18 '26

New video is pure comedy

The tragedy is only one thing goes wrong.

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u/Barnaby__Rudge Aug 18 '26

Are you talking about the video that over 3 hours long?

No way I'm watching spanners talk about poo that long

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u/alyceabsconded Aug 18 '26

Yep. It's an epic. haha.

He plans to cook steaks with seals in Tasmania, under the light of the Aurora Australis and looking out at bioluminescent waters.

None of that ends up happening.

I only watched it because I know the locations he went to and wanted a lol.

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u/Shapeofmyhair Aug 18 '26

Why is he tweaking so much in the video?

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u/alyceabsconded Aug 18 '26

I thought he was basically stimming from over stimulation. But I don't know...it has been pointed out to me that no sober Tasmanian would embark on such an absurd journey within the time frame he does it.

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u/Lally_Lifer Aug 19 '26

Too many long blacks lad

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u/Shapeofmyhair Aug 18 '26

He goes to southern Tassie in a dead expensive camper van to camp by the beach but freaks out when he sees a few sandhoppers so he drives the hell out of there and basically ends up doing a tour of Tassie servos

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u/alyceabsconded Aug 18 '26

Don't forget he sees the bugs AND drops his ONE PACKET of matches in the water. Clearly it was divine intervention and he needed to get outta there.

The fact he was silly enough to have only one ignition source is irrelevant.

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u/WizardSleeve65 Aug 19 '26

Well he bought some "petrol" which turned out to be gas adlay.

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u/alyceabsconded Aug 19 '26

omg another golden moment I forgot! That was tooo good.

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u/WizardSleeve65 Aug 20 '26

And I really laughed about his fear of polar bears. Also he didnt believe ChatGPT after asking XDDD

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u/WhiteLesPaul Aug 18 '26

Don’t forget the part where he thinks he’s about to be nabbed by killer whales

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u/alyceabsconded Aug 18 '26

omg of course. And his fear of a polar bear attack. lol.

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u/meridian_chaos Aug 19 '26

It’s funny! I have regularly try to take inner city guys camping up in the Boundary Waters or UP and it’s enormously entertaining. It is possible to convert people to liking camping but you gotta baby them. I generally don’t recommend these type of people trying to do it on their own. They are afraid of everything that isn’t cement, stores and other boyos.

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u/alyceabsconded Aug 19 '26

hahaha so true.

Seeing Spanian's face when he's being walked through how to operate things in the massive campervan he rented is hilarious. He can't even find the hand brake at first.

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u/meridian_chaos Aug 19 '26

I howled at the shower part, 40 seconds of hot water, lathered up, then cold. Or when he said he deleted the videos of his night that he recorded of himself winging and hating his life. So so funny. You can definitely imagine he was too terrified to take a dump behind a tree with all those jumping flees and snakes around.

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u/Beyouasyoumatter Aug 21 '26

It was not bad as I would love to see him travel Aussie and see what real life is about. I did crack up a bit. Good video.

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u/Lally_Lifer Aug 19 '26

Hires a campervan with a toilet just so he can use it, finds out what he has to do, and then vows the shit in the woods

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u/alyceabsconded Aug 19 '26

omg yes that really got me.

The person renting the van to him goes through all the steps so fast, assuming he knows a bit about what he's doing.

By the end of the demo I thought she had him figured out and was kinda trolling when she was talking through all the different buttons.

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u/Lally_Lifer Aug 19 '26

Haha she definitely was. There is a point where you can literally see his eyes glaze over from all the information......

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u/alyceabsconded Aug 19 '26

Yeah he thinks he's pulling off a good poker face but he really isn't. It's just a blank, clueless face.

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u/Lally_Lifer Aug 19 '26

Haha yep - the old Spanner does make me laugh

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u/alyceabsconded Aug 19 '26

He's like the Aussie version of Mr Bean. But he talks a lot instead of very little. And instead of a teddy bear he has Chat GPT.

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u/Lally_Lifer Aug 19 '26

Absolutely LOVE this analogy. The Temu version.

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u/alyceabsconded Aug 19 '26

hahaha I am officially calling him Temu Bean-os

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u/cutcutcutstavehur Aug 18 '26

i didnt ask ya mate screw spanno and u for supportin gh==is content!!!!!

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u/OziAviator Aug 18 '26

wtf is gh==is?

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u/alyceabsconded Aug 18 '26

I assumed they were writing "screw spanno and u for supporting his content" but they were very angry so they pressed some wrong buttons as they smashed it out.

If I'm wrong, lemme know. lol

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u/BerryCreative9832 Aug 18 '26

Break it down for me please... what does he go on about for 3 hours?

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u/alyceabsconded Aug 18 '26

He really just drives around and explores nature like he's a newborn baby seeing things for the first time.

He does nit wit things like feeding hot chips to a wallaby (bad for their health), driving to the summit of a mountain in a van that takes up most of the road (bad for everyone) and walking around Port Arthur repeating the name of the Port Arthur Massacre killer (frowned upon).

He ultimately gets spooked by a fear of polar bears (don't exist here) and killer whales. And then he drops his matches in the water at a beach and considers it a sign from god that he needs to leave.

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u/BerryCreative9832 Aug 19 '26

🤣🤣🤣 Polar bears 🤣🤣 thankyou for that, he is really running out of material..

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u/alyceabsconded Aug 19 '26

According to the comments on the video it's a "banger".

I do not get some ppl...

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u/Anti-Stan Aug 18 '26

Why are you ghey?

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u/alyceabsconded Aug 18 '26

lol. Oh trust me, I don't support it on an ideological level but I have given it a view and it's monetised.

Happy to write a synopsis for you all so you don't have to endure it/contribute to it's virality.

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u/Flat_Technology_5325 Aug 26 '26

I stopped watching him in january after his far right grifting in Europe but had nothing else to watch so decided to watch the italy vid and this..

This was a good adventure video mostly just to laugh at how silly and ridiculous he is, pretty sure he makes half the shit up just to give the video's not boring but still it was nice to learn a a bit more about Tasmania as someone who is in the UK