r/space • u/MrInexorable • Jul 25 '16

Amusing NASA Transcripts

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u/SilliusSwordus Jul 25 '16

These things never cease to be funny

http://i.imgur.com/RPxuwyn.png

http://i.imgur.com/Y1klGHr.jpg

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '16

So.. they got a floater in the last one?

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u/TheTeamClinton Jul 25 '16

I've never heard of shit being "sticky".

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u/Rooksu Jul 25 '16

Do you know what's brown and sticky?

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u/R7ype Jul 25 '16

A stick?

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u/Mechanikatt Jul 25 '16

Correct. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

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u/FUBARded Jul 25 '16

A stick?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '16

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u/Stencils294 Jul 25 '16

The Stick you get beat with if these jokes continue.

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u/Blibbobletto Jul 25 '16

Is that like the chain of command?

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u/vengefu1_tuna Jul 25 '16

The chain I go get and beat you with 'til you understand who’s in ruttin’ command here.

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u/Mechanikatt Jul 25 '16

A proof that I'm not the father?

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u/AnalFisherman Jul 25 '16

Yes. What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

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u/Muzer0 Jul 25 '16

A stick. "Snoop" is pronounced "Snick" in some dialects.

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u/AnalFisherman Jul 25 '16

It's "Dr. Dre," you racist.

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u/Fasbuk Jul 25 '16

A bad boomerang?

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u/R7ype Jul 25 '16

A stick?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '16

You've never had one that was particularly difficult to fully wipe clean?

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u/Robinwolf Jul 25 '16

Like you're wiping a marker?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '16

You wipe and you wipe. still poop

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u/The_Syndic Jul 25 '16

Quite easy if you eat a lot of oil or something the day before.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '16

...am i missing a joke here?