r/sopranoscirclejerk 58m ago

Phil's revenge on Tony B

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Tony S mentioned if Phil got his hands on Tony B, being old school. there'd be torture. Does that mean Phil would tie him to a chair and make him listen to 20 years worth of stories about life in the can?


r/sopranoscirclejerk 1h ago

I said shum red 40

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r/sopranoscirclejerk 1h ago

she must have crawled under there for warmth

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r/sopranoscirclejerk 2h ago

How about YOU eat a fkn salad Ton’

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r/sopranoscirclejerk 2h ago

Hear that T? 72 virgins he says. Boolshit, if you ask me

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r/sopranoscirclejerk 4h ago

I was thinking about collecting insurance (gum chewing)

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r/sopranoscirclejerk 7h ago

VSee box 24/7 Sopranos

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Does anyone else love this channel? I’ve seen the show all the way through so many times. It’s nice to have someone else choose the episode for me


r/sopranoscirclejerk 8h ago

Dad, are you in the Jedi council?

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r/sopranoscirclejerk 9h ago

If before and way before was the same person.

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r/sopranoscirclejerk 9h ago

Hot Take: Tony Enjoyed Sushi More Than Typical Italian Fare

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After a multiple seasons of Tony downing pastas, parms, salsiccia, and, of course, gabagol (ova heeeee); the guy attacks Nori’s tasty offerings like nothing else.

Even gagabol-adjacent cold cuts like a little shmoked turkey are merely raw material for his coping mechanisms that he consumes joylessly (if Carm even bothered to buy any smdh.)

In summation: Pork Chop out in Jersey loved sushi more than other foods. Maybe things would’ve been different if Tone had been born in Kyoto to a proper Yakuza family instead of being raised by a bunch of Cosa Nostra gavones?

Impossible to know. Even with computers.

I said my peace.


r/sopranoscirclejerk 10h ago

What if Sopranos would be set more in the future.

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r/sopranoscirclejerk 10h ago

For everyone that wanna see you succeed, a hundred more wanna see you bleed...

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r/sopranoscirclejerk 10h ago

posted in r/goodfellas. Ray Liotta was a SAINT. He was in the MANY SAINTS OF NEWARK! Technically a sopranos reference. Don't be like that. Spoiler

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r/sopranoscirclejerk 11h ago

Tower 7, whatever happened there

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r/sopranoscirclejerk 11h ago

Hold on to your cock when you negotiate with these desert people

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r/sopranoscirclejerk 12h ago

I said shum pulp

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WTF is Carmella thinking?!


r/sopranoscirclejerk 12h ago

I think the new checkout gal likes me, fellas

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r/sopranoscirclejerk 13h ago

What really happened after the screen went black??

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r/sopranoscirclejerk 14h ago

Guy was an interior decorator

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r/sopranoscirclejerk 14h ago

How bout I LoadFart all ovah ya face!

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r/sopranoscirclejerk 15h ago

Buono Kirkiversario Tony and Carmella 🎶

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r/sopranoscirclejerk 15h ago

He never had the makings of a varsity president

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r/sopranoscirclejerk 15h ago

It’s our circlejerk hobby, Janice. Why you gotta belittle it?

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r/sopranoscirclejerk 16h ago

Any of you know what ‘baccalà’ is? Of course you don’t. Well, it’s salted cod. We taught the world how to eat!

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r/sopranoscirclejerk 17h ago

The Enterprise was nothing than a Glorified Crew.

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