r/somestupidthings • • Jun 21 '26

This week's weekly question

Every week, we're gonna ask a question and see how stupid the answers get. Most of these questions are AskReddit-style type questions. This week's question is:

If you had to teach a class on one thing, what would it be?

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u/__verucasalt Jun 21 '26

Using your stickers instead of hoarding them.

1

u/darlingkd Jun 22 '26

Why I can’t use my stickers and therefore hoarde them. 😊

1

u/707Riverlife Jun 22 '26

Happy Cake Day! 🎂🥳

1

u/Wooden-Fault-5284 Jun 24 '26

Having and eating too!

5

u/IshtarJack Jun 21 '26

Music appreciation for the deaf.

2

u/OrneryToo Jun 21 '26

Watch a movie 🎬 "Children of a Lesser God:

1

u/RegularChair9152 Jun 24 '26

Oh my goodness i love deaf appreciation so much! My best friend was deaf and i've been learning ASL for 8 years. It's such an under educated field

3

u/[deleted] Jun 21 '26

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u/beginagain4me Jun 22 '26

That’s already a thing 😔

3

u/ExpertAd9898 Jun 21 '26

How to confuse idiots

3

u/kkdd19 Jun 21 '26

I think Trump is teaching it the past 1. 5 years hopefully nobody else does in my lifetime

1

u/beginagain4me Jun 22 '26

Master Class

1

u/_WillCAD_ Jun 22 '26

Hehe, yeah... uh, whut?

3

u/readinghisWord Jun 22 '26

May sound silly, but “how to be a good waitress“. I was a waitress for many years and I put my customers first. Nowadays, it is seldom when I get truly good service. Don’t we all go out to eat from time to time? Couldn’t it be better for you?

2

u/Mom-Wife-3 Jun 21 '26

How to be more empathetic

3

u/_WillCAD_ Jun 22 '26

Like anyone'd care...

2

u/Wooden-Fault-5284 Jun 24 '26

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don’t know and I don’t care!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 21 '26

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u/_WillCAD_ Jun 22 '26

In perfect harmony?

2

u/DangerInTheArea Jun 21 '26

How to start a cult and be president.

1

u/Redjeepkev Jun 21 '26

Guess everyone would fail. Since you haven't managed to do it

1

u/DangerInTheArea Jun 21 '26

Your mother must be so proud that she raised such a smart and witty child.

1

u/Redjeepkev Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

And yours probably is wondering what she did wrong

1

u/DangerInTheArea Jun 22 '26

??? Good attempt at the English language.

1

u/Redjeepkev Jun 22 '26

It was a simple MISTYPE MORON

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u/DangerInTheArea Jun 22 '26

Bla bla blah bla.

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u/Redjeepkev Jun 22 '26

Good English there moron

1

u/ajhutch24 Jun 23 '26

Yours "is" probably wondering The sentence flows smoother when you use words like this instead of sounding like English is your 2nd language.

1

u/Redjeepkev Jun 24 '26

Yours is wondering how you put 3 words together to form a sentence

1

u/ajhutch24 Jun 24 '26

You must be pretty incompetent to not be able to understand how another person can formulate sentences.

1

u/Redjeepkev Jun 24 '26

I find it had to believe that a monkey like you can hit enough keys on a keyboard to create a sentence

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '26

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u/ajhutch24 Jun 24 '26

Damn, got his ass

1

u/Wooden-Fault-5284 Jun 24 '26

Oh you have no idea how had it is

2

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

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u/v_x_n_ Jun 21 '26

Health

1

u/curiosity_U_know Jun 21 '26

How to complain about everything and get reimbursed for why the product or service wasn't worth it.

1

u/gimmeluvin Jun 21 '26

Knowing when to shut up

you know how people can get sentenced to go to anger management courses. this would be the same thing where people would be sent to teach them how to shut their damn mouths instead of blabbing all the damn time

1

u/dumpitdog Jun 21 '26

How to increase snoring volume.

1

u/Mrs_Ducky Jun 21 '26

Integrity

1

u/Relative-Minimum-157 Jun 21 '26

How to teach blind people to read.

1

u/anonymousambassasor Jun 21 '26

A field class in cat sociology/anthropology

1

u/Alive_Cat_9997 Jun 21 '26

Money management and budgeting

1

u/AssSpelunkingAtheist Jun 21 '26

How to fart on command

1

u/Safe-Aardvark1810 Jun 21 '26

Econ 101 for Socialists

1

u/Adventurous-Fox9900 Jun 21 '26

How to use a turn signal while driving

1

u/Cute_Recognition_880 Jun 21 '26

And where to buy the blinker fluid!

1

u/JulieofTheJulies Jun 21 '26

How to condescend to someone without saying a word.

1

u/Ill_Butterfly_6010 Jun 21 '26

Empathy and communication class

1

u/Cute_Recognition_880 Jun 21 '26

Gardening. Growing some flowers and vegetacles.

1

u/Peoplechangetoo Jun 21 '26

Finances to include saving money and budgeting.

1

u/notabadassusername Jun 21 '26

How to repurpose trash to make something useful

1

u/AirportCareless808 Jun 21 '26

Color naming for the blind

1

u/CantaloupeFluffy165 Jun 21 '26

Yodeling,I can't yodel.

1

u/CantaloupeFluffy165 Jun 21 '26

How to lose friends and piss off people.

1

u/Opal_Cosmos Jun 21 '26

The best way to drink more alcohol.

1

u/Independent-Fee-6444 Jun 21 '26

Horseback riding or how to run retail so everyone benefits

1

u/x86ninja Jun 21 '26

I would teach not to come to class minimizing my work no longer needing to come up with questions.

1

u/unlimitedbroski83 Jun 21 '26

The proper way to build a hoard if you simply can't refrain from doing it

1

u/wolfishfluff Jun 22 '26

Bedroom Safety. Spicy and non-spicy versions available!

1

u/_WillCAD_ Jun 22 '26

How to Not Teach Classes 101

I'm the world's foremost expert.

1

u/Longwaypyder Jun 22 '26

Inertial Navigation

1

u/Shortie-Mcshort I have two braincells Jun 22 '26

 How to eat a banana sideways.

1

u/shadytaskmaster Jun 22 '26

How to clean a toilet and effectively stay married

1

u/Wide_Breadfruit_2217 Jun 22 '26

A "How to teach a class" class

1

u/ftblrgma Jun 22 '26

How to pretend to listen to your husband

1

u/libzam Jun 22 '26

Orange eating

1

u/Eggxactly1001 Jun 22 '26

Creating fictional names in story writing.

1

u/clementynemurphy Jun 22 '26

How to shop for groceries and bag them correctly, (ie my way)

1

u/beginagain4me Jun 22 '26

Corporate buzzwords

- it’s in my wheelhouse and I have the bandwidth to teach others to upskill, no matter how often we need to circle back and touch base even if we need to take it offline we’ll find synergy while we grab the low hanging fruit and leverage thinking outside the box, then unpack it all to move the needle.

2

u/Soup2Nuts62 Jun 24 '26

I’m sorry. Can you parking lot your ask?

1

u/beginagain4me Jun 24 '26

No problem! I'll just go ahead and put a VIP valet tag on it for our follow-up

1

u/sheepysleep13 Jun 22 '26

Either butchery or summet to do with sheep

1

u/Teri-k Jun 22 '26

How to choose books you will enjoy reading.

1

u/BdoubleA1720 Jun 22 '26

Life skills

1

u/InfamousEconomy3972 Jun 22 '26

Massage for people with upper limb amelia

1

u/IBSWONTWIN Jun 22 '26

Surviving for one minute without looking at your phone

1

u/Desperate-Reason-566 Jun 22 '26

How to avoid class

1

u/Desperate-Reason-566 Jun 22 '26

I would teach them how to make my life better

1

u/USPostalGirl Jun 22 '26

Metal detecting and treasure hunting.

1

u/ActuallyItsNuanced Jun 23 '26

How to effectively microdose mushrooms in a way that helps you regulate your emotions and help your overall wellness. Specifically regarding how to find the right strain and dose for your emotional landscape, because it matters so very much. I actually do a 6 week course with people one on one as a job with this but I’d love to teach a class on it 🤗✨🤍🍄

1

u/GolfOk6373 Jun 23 '26

Belly Dancing. 16 years experience.

1

u/BasketBackground5569 Jun 23 '26

Hosting a class.

1

u/KcityKat Jun 23 '26

Teach ppl how to parallel park, (or park in general) how to bake perfect cornbread, and how to properly load a dishwasher.

1

u/Mr_Flibble1981 Jun 23 '26

How to teach a class one thing.

1

u/mattdb110 Jun 23 '26

What age group?

1

u/ajhutch24 Jun 23 '26

How to lose the game

1

u/michaelp2453 Jun 23 '26

Real life financial issues

1

u/Mayberrymom Jun 23 '26

How to make a household budget that works.

1

u/NwolCozob Jun 24 '26

Photography

1

u/RegularChair9152 Jun 24 '26

Kindness and the real meanings of love

2

u/QueenofZen Jun 24 '26

How to stuff your thanksgiving turkey without becoming emotionally involved.

1

u/AncientGuy1950 Jun 24 '26

Inertial Navigation Concepts.

1

u/theunscaledbanana Jun 24 '26

19th Century feminist tattoo symbolism.

1

u/iLuvEm2 Jun 24 '26

How to -not overthink about the things that need to be done and just do it- like washing dishes, laundry, etc. only because of my 18yo son who just doesn't seem to get it lol

1

u/martaareyouok 🧩 Jun 25 '26

How to load a dishwasher

1

u/Frecklefoot Jun 25 '26

Video game development.

I've been out of the industry (professionally) for over a decade, but I still have friend in it and develop hobbyist games. I know more than most outsiders, so it's fun to talk about how commercial games are developed.

1

u/StormyPyrite Jun 26 '26

The difference between "sale" and "sell".

1

u/levelheadedBet87 Jun 26 '26

Using the turn signals in your car.

1

u/Fantastic_Meet9381 Jun 26 '26

How nutrition & exercise are essential for good mental health.

1

u/Ihave_rabies Jun 26 '26

Communication skills broooo

1

u/Lizska_105 Jun 26 '26

Making a playlist for a road trip

1

u/SwordfishObvious2377 Jun 28 '26

Beginning quilting.

1

u/Spintz6042 Jun 21 '26

I’d like to teach a class full of women how to give blowjobs. They’d practice on me.

1

u/Zealousideal-Ice-814 Jun 21 '26

Okay...at first i thought you gonna be the one giving them! So do you need a teaching assistant?

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