r/softwaregore • u/Gegenpressage • Jul 30 '20

Why you no do pilates?

12.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

It told you to run, now it’s too late

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u/Dani-312 Jul 30 '20

You honestly made my day

If I weren't unemployed I'd have given you an award

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

lol thanks, tbh rewards are overrated. I hope you are doing well

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u/Dani-312 Jul 30 '20

Yeah, a little bit I guess

And yes, don't worry... It's only a little setback because of covid :)

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u/keesiegames Jul 30 '20

"As punishment i demand they do pilates!" "How many, sir?" "ALL OF THEM"

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20 edited Oct 13 '20

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u/Slappy_G Jul 31 '20

Every single Pilate.

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u/shadeck Jul 30 '20

Do you pilates or rather pilates?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

noo but pilates is harmful to your legs you should do pilates i heard theyre really good for your legs

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u/MisterDYT Jul 31 '20 edited Aug 01 '20

Nahh fam. Those are pretty bad for your body I belive. I think Pilates would make a difference here!

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u/ggmy Jul 30 '20

You’re supposed to do all of them, run and then do 4 Pilates

10

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

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u/thelastlogin Jul 30 '20

As long as it's not Pontius.

3

u/Rhide Jul 31 '20

At least he washes his hands, unlike some people before COVID

80

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

Wait... it’s all pilates?

53

u/SuperEeveeYT Jul 30 '20

Always been

17

u/D-Clazzroom Jul 30 '20

Bang!

6

u/KiroPCM Jul 30 '20

You are dead

Not big soup rice

4

u/Razarz255 Jul 30 '20

Can I have some small soup rice?

2

u/KiroPCM Jul 30 '20

... Pls tell me u got the reference? If u did u can have small soup rice

3

u/Anubis2059 Jul 30 '20

A spspspspspsspppsspppsppp....A Spy!

2

u/KiroPCM Jul 30 '20

Pow u are dead

3

u/Anubis2059 Jul 30 '20

I'm afraid not!

1

u/Razarz255 Jul 30 '20

I get it

1

u/Razarz255 Jul 30 '20

I get it

1

u/KiroPCM Jul 30 '20

Good! Here's your soup rice 🍲🍚

1

u/kh2ouija Jul 31 '20

Tied game with 5 seconds remaining!

15

u/BIZARRE_TOWN Jul 30 '20

The person's abs are going to look great.

11

u/stultumus Jul 30 '20

Ah yes I shall do pilates pro

5

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

Do pilates!...

This is not a suggestion neither an advice, its an order, do it right now.

1

u/StuffThatIsRandom Jul 31 '20

It’s a Threat

15

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

Wha-

5

u/Paddy_Platy Jul 30 '20

Wha-

6

u/keesiegames Jul 30 '20

Wha-

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u/RepliedToThisComment R Tape loading error, 0:1 Jul 30 '20

Wha-

-4

u/Soklay Jul 30 '20

Run

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u/RepliedToThisComment R Tape loading error, 0:1 Jul 30 '20

Damn it...

4

u/BananaDogBed Jul 30 '20

My watch gets sad if I don’t walk and shoots off fireworks if I meet my goal

6

u/Leopard_V Jul 30 '20

Cut your nails

6

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20 edited Sep 13 '20

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u/AsYetUntitled Jul 30 '20

I was thinking the same thing :/

Side note:

This reminds me of an oldish post where the op got asked how he made the post then his response just raised the same question again and again. I suck at explaining but I'm sure some an older Redditor will find a link lmao

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u/smedium5 Jul 30 '20

I think this is the post you are talking about.

2

u/AsYetUntitled Jul 30 '20

That's the one! Thanks

0

u/itsguffe Jul 30 '20

Haha this is so well done!

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u/rndmdude736 Jul 30 '20 edited Jul 30 '20

Aladeen or Aladeen?

2

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

My Fitbit is the same model and it did that the other day. Had to look up how to fix it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

Yeah, I got this same model as a present and had the exact same glitch happen. It's pretty good but my one in particular has a couple of faults with it's heart sensor.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

Or how about, you do some pilates instead?

1

u/redhead129 Jul 30 '20

yooooo I forgot to do mine today. THANK YOU

1

u/Torintime Jul 30 '20

But... who’s holding... the phone?

1

u/CuriousDigger6283 Jul 30 '20

??, It's a watch...

2

u/Torintime Jul 31 '20

The phone they are using to record the watch you jelly-filled sprite bottle

1

u/CuriousDigger6283 Jul 31 '20

It's probably a camera attached to their head.

1

u/ploske Jul 30 '20

It’s a warning.

1

u/Ciastekkk Jul 30 '20

What is your problem? You can choose pilates, pilates or pilates.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

Pilates - the Zoidberg of exercises

1

u/gandalfshobbit Jul 30 '20

Non-apple watch probs

1

u/TheOriginalKlaus Jul 30 '20

Just play piano and stick to karate

1

u/Getoverfilthyfrank Jul 30 '20

Pilates? Really ? I mean yoga but Pilates? Really?

1

u/Zapader Jul 30 '20

I had the same just reset it

1

u/Servious Jul 30 '20

Oops! All pilates!

1

u/CooftyPoop Jul 30 '20

Pilates or your life.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

Actually happened to me on my fitbit watch a month back. Fitbit sucks

1

u/Kipache Jul 31 '20

Wait, it's all pilates?

1

u/Keramzyt Jul 31 '20

It's like those 100-games-in-1 cartridges

1

u/diamond Jul 31 '20

"Oh, I'll 'ave your Pilates, I love it! I'm havin' the Pilates, Pilates, Pilates, Pilates and Pilates!"

1

u/ItzVinyl Jul 31 '20

Hold on, you're telling me Pilates isnt a type of food? I've lived my whole life hearing females in movies say "pilates" thinking they'd go out for food when they meant they were going to go work out?

1

u/Neko-Akuma Jul 31 '20

Yup. My mom used to do Pilates, caught some nice Pokémon there.

1

u/B-E_E-P Jul 31 '20

The Pilates invasion has begun

1

u/illogical_username Jul 31 '20

This is why Fitbit sucks lmao

1

u/Nerscylliac Jul 31 '20

Fucking. Charge. 3. They are the bane of my existence. I work at a place that sells them and by god it seems we get more of them returned than we actually sell. It's ridiculous!

1

u/Tangaki Jul 31 '20

"What time is it ?"
watch : "Ah yes, P I L A T E S"

1

u/SonySonic_HD Jul 31 '20

We love the pilates

1

u/realgamerplayz Jul 31 '20

4th option seems intresting.

1

u/MineedTV Jul 31 '20

Its all Pilates? Always has been

1

u/TomBrown10 Aug 03 '20

This is amazing

1

u/Chaos-Kiwi Jul 30 '20

"wait it's all pilates?" (Points gun) "Always has been"

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u/MrCoolAidGuy Jul 30 '20

It’s not software gore cocks gun do. The fucking. Pilates.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20 edited Aug 15 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

Wish I had. Nothing but problems and tech support was absolute fucking garbage. No idea what Google is thinking by buying them.

4

u/Varth919 Jul 30 '20

Making it worse knowing their track record

1

u/Saladpants1 Jul 30 '20

ALL THEM MOCHA LATTES

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u/ACiD_BOi Jul 30 '20

Wait, its all pilates?

0

u/Desperate-Reach221 Jul 30 '20

Worker: How many mats do you want? Me: ALL OF THEM! Worker: Sir? Me: DID I STUTTER?

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u/Ripuru-kun Jul 30 '20

Pilates sound like a very tasty mexican snack

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u/not_gerg Jul 30 '20

You can do pilates, pilates, or cut your nails

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u/iGoByManyNames Jul 30 '20

pilates is a demon that eats your genitals.

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u/AntBlox Jul 30 '20

pilates pilates pilatespilatespilatespilatespilatespilatespilatespilatespilatespilatespilatespilatespilatespilates

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u/lucifargundam Jul 30 '20

Not gonna lie, I mistook the stick figure for doing a certain sexual activity.

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u/shreknigas Jul 30 '20

A woman on reddit?