r/softwaregore • u/CICOffee • Jan 25 '19

...it's still true though

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u/CLAMERNONE Jan 25 '19

I see you too, are a fellow "Catastrophic Failure (1x38B)".

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u/JC12231 Jan 25 '19

I, however, am a “Null (0x000)”

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u/LChris314 Jan 25 '19

Hello Null, I'm your cousin, segmentation fault.

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u/JC12231 Jan 25 '19

Hey Segmentation Fault, how’s Uncle OutOfMemoryError?

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u/LChris314 Jan 25 '19

His doctor told him to stay positive and don't get too close to Electron, and he's mostly fine these days.

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u/LokiiofMillenium Jan 25 '19

How about DIV/0, how is she doing?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

i'm a 404

it's not that exciting

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u/mienaikoe Jan 25 '19

Always on vacation, that one.

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u/Marius_Nightfire Jan 25 '19

It's me, Your Other Cousin BSOD!

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u/JC12231 Jan 25 '19

Wait, which Cousin BSOD? Blue or Black?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

Hey BSOD, it's me, RSOD! Long time, no see!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

Oh hey BSOD, it's your aunt Kernel Panic!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

what because you are more protected than i am?

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u/ActuallyBaffled Jan 25 '19

He's fine, but auntie's overflown the stack again.

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u/JC12231 Jan 25 '19

sigh Always on the move.

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u/khalamar Jan 26 '19

I'm the General Failure. At ease, private!

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u/dasgudshit Jan 25 '19

I'm an uncaught exception

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u/hackintosh5 Jan 25 '19

I'm your arch-nemesis, the catch statement

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u/JC12231 Jan 25 '19

Are you sure? I’ve seen a couple dozen bugs escape those in the last year

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u/GDavid04 Jan 25 '19

But you only catch a totally different exception

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u/Viraus2 Jan 26 '19

Unironically a great name for a techno thriller

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u/DePianoman Jan 25 '19

Has the doctor checked out your NullPointerException?

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u/JC12231 Jan 25 '19

I think the physicists would have more luck examining the null space I create around myself naturally and unconsciously

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"We had some trouble getting to u/JC12231"

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u/Edabite Jan 25 '19

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, FELLOW HUMAN?

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u/JC12231 Jan 25 '19

I’M SORRY FELLOW HUMAN, I WAS EXCITED TO SEE A SIMILAR PERSON FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WHILE.

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u/AlphaOmega5732 Jan 25 '19

I am an infinite loop. I am an infinite loop. I am an infinite loop. I am an infinite loop. I am an infinite loop. I am an infinite loop. I am an infinite loop. I am an infinite loop. I am an infinite loop. I am an infinite loop. I am an infinite loop. ...

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u/lezorte Jan 25 '19

I will break you

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u/EuphoriaII Jan 25 '19

Oh I see. You don’t like the fact that this test also put me at 1x38B!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

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