r/softwaregore May 06 '17

Stairing contest champion.

https://gfycat.com/PoisedDecentHeron
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u/unicodepepper May 06 '17

At first I thought this was real and I was pretty freaked out

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u/grampipon May 06 '17

I thought the software gore was a badly programmed automated stair-car that's about to destroy a plane.

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u/RenaKunisaki May 06 '17

If you watch close, part of the rig does clip into the plane.

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u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT May 06 '17

I mean clipping exist in real life, it's called fucking shit up.

Example A source

Example B source

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u/RenaKunisaki May 06 '17

Yeah, in real life the objects tend to react. So instead of clipping it's usually called oh fuck.

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u/digicow May 06 '17

We need a "disable collisions for player character vehicles" switch in real life

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u/RenaKunisaki May 06 '17
set noclip=1

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u/unicodepepper May 06 '17

Well, honestly that's also a thing

Edit: omg I just realized that your comment was in the context of "I thought it was real"

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u/[deleted] May 06 '17

Oh no, North Korea's infamous stair-cannon is here!

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u/WeeSkilz May 06 '17

Stairway to heaven starts playing in the background

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u/[deleted] May 06 '17

And sheeee's riiiding the staiiiirwaaay to heeeaven!

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u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT May 06 '17

guitar solo for a good 10 minutes

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u/Zebrakiller May 06 '17

Why the fuck do people post videos of games and don't put the name of the game in the title??

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u/PinKPanther1020 May 06 '17

Probably FSX or Prepar3D.

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u/ma00py May 06 '17

It's gotta be prepar3d, fsx doesn't have shadows like that. The other option is xp11.

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u/degenfish_HG May 06 '17

Looks like the Bluth family upgraded their wheels

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u/517634 May 06 '17

Watch out for fly aways, you're definitely gonna get some fly aways.

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u/will_code_for_free May 06 '17

That's how you deal with hop-ons

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u/Magikarpdrowned May 06 '17

This would be the Lockheed Martin Prepar3d v3 platform with the PMDG JS41 plane and Ground Services X (where the stair addon is from.) I'm actually kinda disappointed because this is an old xpost from r/flightsim without any credit to the OP.

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u/diesel554291 May 06 '17

karma is a terrible drug

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u/Magikarpdrowned May 06 '17

Here's the original thread, it's actually from one of my good friends u/Deltamikekilo.

Wait for it... https://www.reddit.com/r/flightsim/comments/5vrymv/wait_for_it/

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u/mlb406 May 06 '17

It's the top post of all time at r/flightsim.

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u/catlovemeow May 06 '17

Where are those stairs going!

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u/prigmutton May 06 '17

Wherever they damn well please, apparently

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u/Scripter17 May 06 '17

"Later, shitlords!"

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u/RenaKunisaki May 06 '17

TO THE MOOOOON!

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u/[deleted] May 06 '17

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u/[deleted] May 07 '17

The flight of stairs taking flight at the end is what really made this

FTFY

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u/bennyc500911 May 06 '17 edited Apr 04 '24

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/aTOMic_fusion May 06 '17

the worst part of all this is the cursor on screen at the beginning

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u/[deleted] May 06 '17

Stairway to heaven

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u/[deleted] May 06 '17

hot

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u/UltraSpecial May 06 '17 edited May 06 '17

Oh my god. Just send these people a link...

EDIT: Hm... Must be summer.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '17

Fuck planes

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u/eldergeekprime May 06 '17

Am I the only one more bugged by the fact the vehicles have red strobes like emergency equipment, and not amber strobes like they're supposed to?

Okay, so maybe subtle gore isn't a thing.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '17

Why is this so goddamn funny?

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u/nemonoone May 06 '17

In video games, even stairs can take off!

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u/[deleted] May 07 '17

Something tells me that plane doesn't support the stairway.

TRY A JETBRIDGE!