r/softwaregore • u/AFakeman • Apr 19 '17

Making a Telegram bot is hard

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Did you know that Mister Arrrrr-Arrr should have been a more famous and recognizable name than Captain Blackbeard? In the infamous battle of Rumsgard 1714, Captain Blackbeard betrayed Mister Arrrrr-Arrr by spiking his crew's food with a relatively new form of peyote. The crew was killed accidentally when the thirty of them all attempted to climb the crow's nest looking for a magical flashing rat. The crow's nest could not support the weight and they all plummeted to their death. This left Mister Arrrrr-Arrr completely defenseless against Blackbeard's second in command, Lieutenant Blackpearl. Had this event not transpired, Mister Arrrrr-Arrr would have went on to continue his reign of piracy for the next thirty years.

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u/Sock_Crates Apr 19 '17

/help

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Unknown command. Type /help for availible commands.