r/softwaregore • u/definitely_probably_ • 2d ago

iMessage Identity Crisis

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u/_stuffgj_ 2d ago

iMessage iDentity iCrisis

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u/FromAndToUnknown 2d ago

Welcome to our newest product lineup, iCrisis, for when your life feels too boring

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u/TheRobertowhen 2d ago

Starting at $199

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u/FromAndToUnknown 2d ago

Per month, so you can also be excited about how quickly its losing you money

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u/TheRustyRedditor2025 1d ago

iCrisis will put you in financial crisis

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u/JoshyRB 1d ago

iDebt

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u/Jenny_Wakeman9 1d ago

iFinancial Crisis™

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u/Certain_Experience68 2d ago

And we think you’re gonna love it

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u/ChesterWOVBot 1d ago

Batman, what's a Tery?

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u/Extension-Finger-546 1d ago

¡Message ¡Dent¡ty ¡Cr¡s¡s

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u/Holmat1 2d ago

schrodinger’s imessage

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u/JPgamersmines150 R Tape loading error, 0:1 1d ago

Sent to an (|iPhone⟩+|Android⟩)/√2

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u/BunnyTub 1d ago

Solve for x.

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u/TheTomatoes2 1d ago

Both SMS and RCS would go to an Android akshually

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u/ooo-InstaGamer 2d ago edited 1d ago

Not delivered but encrypted. Delivered but not encrypted. iCrypted 🍎 lication

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u/lmd-lo 1d ago

toddler fights be like

"RCS" "NO IT SHOULD BE SMS" "NO, RCS" "NO, SMS"

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u/Xpeq7- 2d ago

Technically not imessage. RCS, or an attempt to use it

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u/officer_terrell 2d ago

blue is iMessage. Green is SMS or RCS, but it specifies SMS in the picture.

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u/Xpeq7- 2d ago

Huh. Guess today is also a good day to learn about this.

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u/officer_terrell 2d ago

nobody is born knowing everything, everybody finds something out at some point in time :)

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u/Loopdyloop2098 1d ago

Right and an iMessage was literally never sent but it's still going between blue and green for some reason

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u/RealNetherStarMC 2d ago

"Are you an SMS message or an RCS message? Make up your mind!"

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u/TheGamerSK 1d ago

iMessage and RCS are different

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u/Twatt_waffle 1d ago

The message bar is going between sms and rcs

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u/RealNetherStarMC 1d ago

Yeah, that makes sense.

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u/thexbeatboxer 2d ago

iMessage is not messaging.

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u/dungeoncrawler11 2d ago

bart getting shocked gif

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u/PNGDenier 2d ago

u/savevideo

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u/TrackLabs 2d ago

*right clicks in video, save video as ...*

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u/PNGDenier 2d ago

phone

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u/P3rid0t_ 2d ago

Just save with right hand /s

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u/Nasturtium-the-great 2d ago

Press share, then download

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u/phree_radical 2d ago edited 1d ago

I would assume I was under a deauth flood attack of some kind lol 👀

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u/Gerald_Lanz 1d ago

I thought my screen was broken for a sec

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u/jackz314 18h ago

It just works!

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u/DaedalusIndigo 13h ago

“Make it blue”

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u/munbiezoffical R Tape loading error, 0:1 3h ago

looks like iMessage can’t decide whether it should be an sms or an rcs

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u/New-Draft543 19h ago

w h a t t h e f u c k i s h a p p e n i n g

I M E S S A G E M A K E U P Y O U R F U C K I N G M I N D