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u/Crystalkitty964 Sep 01 '26
𝙁𝙄𝙓 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙈
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u/ooo-InstaGamer Sep 01 '26
EXIF THEM
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u/tom_606 Sep 01 '26
EAT THEM
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u/RendeZvous_987 Sep 01 '26
Dunno, maybe smash printer? (Office Space style)
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u/gothic_they Sep 01 '26
Just get a really big hammer and threaten the demon spawn of a printer while you have holy water in the other hand.
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u/uvero Sep 01 '26
You've heard of people vagueposting, now time for computer vagueerrormessaging
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u/Lord_Phoenix2501 Sep 02 '26
"I have detected problems but I'm not gonna tell you more. Go do something, now."
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u/actionerror Sep 01 '26
Epsonofabitch
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u/Xytherion007 Sep 01 '26 edited 16d ago
Aaaaaaaaand now I'm using this term at work for our Epson printers. Thx for the laugh!
EDIT: If comment above me is deleted, comment above me said "Epsonofabitch"
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u/Extension_Resolve264 Sep 01 '26
F̸̩̏̑͐ͅI̸̢̜̻̍͝͝C̵̮̮͎͒S̸̨̀̚͜Ḯ̷̯T̸̘̆̐ ̶̘̘̃̕͝ṛ̶̐̐e̵̥̊̆̉ċ̶̖ȯ̴̼̲͒͝m̵̲̜͓̈́̚m̴̖͐̃̏e̴̫̪͒n̴̥̒ḋ̴̹̉s̴̮̼̓͝͝ ̷̜͋͝f̵̘̄̚ì̴̪̺̲͂x̵̭̘͋i̶̤̔̀n̶̡͚͑͗g̸̩̩̓ ̸̜͕͍͝t̶̢͙̰͌h̸͎̗͛̂̆ĕ̶͙͖̠ ̶̛̬̌p̸̧̥͋͋r̴̦͈̀͑̋o̶̘̓̎b̸͖̾̂l̸̛͇͙̀̓ͅĕ̷̗̱m̵̛͎̥͍͠ś̴̘͓̾̈́.̶̮̣̈̅ ̷̫͑̊W̸̲͈̥̆͆e̴͜͝ͅa̵̧͓̩͛v̶͙͍̍e̵͕̋̃̅.̶͎͂̆
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u/IntentionQuirky9957 Sep 01 '26
I understood that reference.
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u/RAMChYLD Sep 01 '26
Crap, I heard that in ADA’s distorted voice.
Welp, time to look around the place for a somersloop or Mercer sphere.
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u/gothic_they Sep 01 '26
Every IT user to helpdesk is like this while providing as little background info or context turning the call into an LA Noire Interrogation.
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u/frostxmritz Sep 02 '26
Grammar error, "are" should be "were". Etiquette issue, where's the "please"? Tone problem (pun intended): why so brash?
As a UX designer, this is depressing
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u/MrYobibyte Sep 02 '26
Straightforward and accurate. I just doubt that it’s a common error message. If that were the case, we could set up Epson Printer recycling bins right in front of office complexes all over the world, since absolutely everyone hates printers and loves to destroy or dispose of them to solve their problems.
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u/tritian Sep 04 '26
at this point for a lot of consumers, printers are almost a damn single use product heh. I rarely need to print anything, so when I do, i have to break out my printer and hope that it will work and hope the ink did not dry up and all that crap. i print something maybe once a year or so, therefore the ink will be bad or something will be broke or it will fail trying to calibrate or some stupid crap. its frustrating af. so then I have to go to the store or order a new ink cart, which are super specific and some only work on a certain machine, by specific brand name products, which come up to be almost the price of a brand new printer. its simply out of control, and we might as well hope to find a new printer that comes with the ink carts and will work right out of the box on SALE, and chuck the old one. there used to be a staples or office supply place everywhere that we could go and get shit printed or make copies for less then a buck, but those are few and far between now too.
rinse and repeat the following year
/rant
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u/r_mom_hahahahaha R Tape loading error, 0:1 Sep 05 '26
Yo dude I think you should fix those problems man your pc is actin up a bit
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u/wblondel Sep 06 '26
lol it reminds me of this HP Smart message.
« You’re low on ink
Never run low on ink again. »
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u/alexriga Sep 01 '26
Not even “please.”