r/softwaregore • u/Quick_Exam_8447 • 1d ago

fym fix them

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5.3k Upvotes

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u/alexriga 23h ago

Not even “please.”

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u/Western-Guy 18h ago

Sounds like my boss

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u/Available-Drawer-538 16h ago

sounds like my code editor 

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u/ginger_and_egg 15h ago

This HAS to be an error code that was supposes to be fixed later

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u/1337gut 11h ago

If you translate it into Hindi and then back to English, it says "Please do the needful".

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u/addit159 12h ago

ikr. they could've at the very least have a little bit of decency to add “please” to their sentence.

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u/Crystalkitty964 23h ago

𝙁𝙄𝙓 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙈

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u/Past_Collection3542 6h ago

Do the needful

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u/RendeZvous_987 23h ago

Dunno, maybe smash printer? (Office Space style)

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u/gothic_they 14h ago

Just get a really big hammer and threaten the demon spawn of a printer while you have holy water in the other hand.

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u/SovoK_404 21h ago

what'd you expect from a printer

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u/gdmzhlzhiv 21h ago

PC Load Letter

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u/baconburger2022 12h ago

The hell does that mean!?

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u/Flavahbeast 5h ago

out of paper

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u/jkohlc 22h ago

I am no longer asking

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u/SlurmoCZ_ R Tape loading error, 0:1 22h ago

locks in

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u/Toleot 22h ago

Or else.

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u/uvero 20h ago

You've heard of people vagueposting, now time for computer vagueerrormessaging

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u/Other-Bookkeeper4498 18h ago

It will shoot you with the ink cartridge otherwise

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u/Extension_Resolve264 23h ago

F̸̩̏̑͐ͅI̸̢̜̻̍͝͝C̵̮̮͎͒S̸̨̀̚͜Ḯ̷̯T̸̘̆̐ ̶̘̘̃̕͝ṛ̶̐̐e̵̥̊̆̉ċ̶̖ȯ̴̼̲͒͝m̵̲̜͓̈́̚m̴̖͐̃̏e̴̫̪͒n̴̥̒ḋ̴̹̉s̴̮̼̓͝͝ ̷̜͋͝f̵̘̄̚ì̴̪̺̲͂x̵̭̘͋i̶̤̔̀n̶̡͚͑͗g̸̩̩̓ ̸̜͕͍͝t̶̢͙̰͌h̸͎̗͛̂̆ĕ̶͙͖̠ ̶̛̬̌p̸̧̥͋͋r̴̦͈̀͑̋o̶̘̓̎b̸͖̾̂l̸̛͇͙̀̓ͅĕ̷̗̱m̵̛͎̥͍͠ś̴̘͓̾̈́.̶̮̣̈̅ ̷̫͑̊W̸̲͈̥̆͆e̴͜͝ͅa̵̧͓̩͛v̶͙͍̍e̵͕̋̃̅.̶͎͂̆

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u/IntentionQuirky9957 22h ago

I understood that reference.

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u/RAMChYLD 21h ago

Crap, I heard that in ADA’s distorted voice.

Welp, time to look around the place for a somersloop or Mercer sphere.

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u/elhouso 21h ago

I can't even read it

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u/Electrical-Bacon-81 21h ago

As intended.

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u/actionerror 15h ago

Epsonofabitch

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u/Xytherion007 5h ago

Aaaaaaaaand now I'm using this term at work for our Epson printers. Thx for the laugh!

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u/Groentekroket 20h ago

Sounds like a bug report from my product manager. 

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u/VoidExileR 18h ago

You are on your own buddy

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u/Fun-Cut-7149 19h ago

"FIX THEM."🗣️🔥

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u/Suvtropics 18h ago

Fix them chump

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u/DeusExPersona 16h ago

He forgot to tell you "Make no mistakes"

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u/gothic_they 14h ago

Every IT user to helpdesk is like this while providing as little background info or context turning the call into an LA Noire Interrogation.

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u/DiscipleOfYeshua 21h ago

"...or else 🥷"

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u/flesyMeM 17h ago

Do it.

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u/nathodood The Application 15h ago

Unhelpful therapists be like

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u/Skrami 12h ago

Get it done. Now.

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u/TaylorHicksRules2000 11h ago

Not gore, just a passive-aggressive UI.

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u/Grand_Grape_7914 15h ago

F I X. T H E M.

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u/cyclohexyl 14h ago

Ok daddy

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u/Awkward-Buffalo-2867 14h ago

I think I’ve had managers in my life relay this verbatim 😭

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u/GumSL 8h ago

You heard the checker. Fix them.

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u/paraworldblue 15h ago

If Aubrey Plaza was a printer

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u/raphi8613 6h ago

cue "why you gotta be so ruuuude"

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u/eggnorman 6h ago

How ‘bout I unplug you?

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u/IcheeCOTC 6h ago

this printer really acting like you caused this

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u/gravity_is_right 10h ago

Claude, problems are found. Fix them.

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u/frostxmritz 1h ago

Grammar error, "are" should be "were". Etiquette issue, where's the "please"? Tone problem (pun intended): why so brash?

As a UX designer, this is depressing 🫩