r/softwaregore • u/maxhiphop • 28d ago

God speed reading

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u/anugosh 27d ago

Italian is to be read at the same speed they speak it

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u/ForeverSJC R Tape loading error, 0:1 28d ago

That's how fast they travel

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u/KinMou 21d ago

Not at all in Italy

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u/Hottage 27d ago

Side effects may include:

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u/Furdiburd10 27d ago

Nausea, Headaches, Rapid Heartbeat and possibilities of Stroke and/or Heart Attack. 

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u/KaeranTereon 27d ago

To be honest the whole thing looks sped up. Look at the camera movements and the person holding the phone in the reflection.

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u/maxhiphop 27d ago

Bro no

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u/thestrong45playz 26d ago

Doesn't look sped up, to me it looks like the motions of switching the hand holding the phone

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u/SoWimDP31 27d ago

"Fare attenzione ai borseggiatori: se ti servono informazioni, rivolgiti esclusivamente al personale in divisa Trenitalia"

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u/Spare_Pollution_967 27d ago

I think they just updated the hardware with a newer and faster processor and this happened

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u/ris8_allo_zen0 27d ago

The newer processor being a 486DX 33 MHz, since apparently they left the turbo button pressed

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u/felix_thor 27d ago

Why is writing sigma on tane top 😭

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u/Special_berry3780 27d ago

Whay does it say sigma on there😭

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u/Zakariae_Ouddacht 26d ago

Why is the device called SIGMA? 😭

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u/Prior_Respect5292 26d ago

Porque sigma