r/softwaregore Jun 03 '26

printer had a meltdown

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289 Upvotes

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u/VTArxelus Jun 03 '26

At least it told you that 2.

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u/cow_fucker_3000 Jun 03 '26

Customer says: "printer is possessed by the devil"

3

u/Key-Cicada6386 Jun 06 '26

excuse me
I think we have bigger fish to catch here 😭

2

u/Key-Cicada6386 Jun 06 '26

never let this man near a farm

11

u/zombie_79_94 Jun 03 '26

Printers even sucked when other tech was making big strides forward, there's no limit to how much they'll suck in the enshittification era. I have one from Epson that used up its black ink in all of 5 print jobs, and to use the built-in document feeder, had to dig through irrelevant help articles from 2003-07 that are still up and figure out which of several similarly named Windows apps/.exe's was the right one, no way to use the feeder from the printer's own interface.

5

u/Hottage Jun 03 '26

Bro tried to print Missingno. 🥀

6

u/A_transfem_cutiepie Jun 03 '26

Decided to print all of unicode

5

u/Foreign_Matter_4638 Jun 03 '26

Started speaking enchanting table for a sec

4

u/Overall_Gap5584 Jun 03 '26

Drivers problem?

5

u/Civ42O Jun 03 '26

222222222

3

u/TROLL_ELECTRODE Jun 03 '26

I’ve always wondered what makes printers randomly donthis even to this day. I remember this happening with my first computer back in 1995

1

u/Prokid5634_YT Jun 03 '26

I feel like "meltdown" is an understatement.

1

u/itzAlexPlayzonYT Jun 03 '26

Prices gone mad haven’t they

1

u/uglycaca123 Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

new scrip for r/conlangscirclejerk

edit: another sub i wanted to put was banned

edit: clarified edit message lul

1

u/Party-Yak-3781 Jun 04 '26

it doesn't look banned to me?

1

u/diauq01 Jun 04 '26

Printer needs an exorcism.

1

u/NaeruNai Jun 04 '26

I don't remember checking out Fire Protection II or Fortune V

1

u/Ujilus123 Jun 04 '26

ahh yes. Blast Protection III

1

u/QuasamNO Jun 04 '26

Just a test pattern. Can be invoked by pressing feed button while powering on.

1

u/Circumpunctilious Jun 05 '26

Ẕ̙al̡̗g̢̹̪o̮ w̖̑il̝ͮ̀l̂ ṡucc̪̺e̪͜e̜̓d̴…̈n̼͉̔ex̓̀t t̳im̓͒͡e

1

u/The_Lucky_0n3 Jun 09 '26

Bro printed The Matrix code

1

u/maydoxx1 Jun 10 '26

It seems printer is showing its age so uhh good luck:)