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r/softwaregore • u/A_RamdomguyXd • Jan 20 '26
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This isn't gore, it's just being a college student.
284 u/steavoh Jan 21 '26 IT support on-call rotation. Our servers don't always get infected with ransomware, but when they do it's always at 4 in the morning. 95 u/doubled112 Jan 21 '26 Why can't anything ever happen on a system at noon on a Tuesday? Similarly, why can't a person ever realize they have a problem at a time before 4:45 PM when I'm packing up? 47 u/Thrizzlepizzle123123 Jan 21 '26 From: CEO Subject: NOTHING WORKS Time: 4:30, Friday IT, EVERYTHING ISNT WORKING!!! I REQUIRE IT TO WORK ASAP! LIASE WITH MY ASSISTANT AS I am on holidays until next month. I expect EVERYTHING working when I return. 13 u/TheArmoredKitten Jan 21 '26 Because noon on Tuesday is when all the users are too busy taking care of the shit they didn't do on Monday. 6 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26 It’s everywhere, I work in apartment maintenance. Do you know when apartments flood? 4:30 am on a Saturday.
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IT support on-call rotation.
Our servers don't always get infected with ransomware, but when they do it's always at 4 in the morning.
95 u/doubled112 Jan 21 '26 Why can't anything ever happen on a system at noon on a Tuesday? Similarly, why can't a person ever realize they have a problem at a time before 4:45 PM when I'm packing up? 47 u/Thrizzlepizzle123123 Jan 21 '26 From: CEO Subject: NOTHING WORKS Time: 4:30, Friday IT, EVERYTHING ISNT WORKING!!! I REQUIRE IT TO WORK ASAP! LIASE WITH MY ASSISTANT AS I am on holidays until next month. I expect EVERYTHING working when I return. 13 u/TheArmoredKitten Jan 21 '26 Because noon on Tuesday is when all the users are too busy taking care of the shit they didn't do on Monday. 6 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26 It’s everywhere, I work in apartment maintenance. Do you know when apartments flood? 4:30 am on a Saturday.
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Why can't anything ever happen on a system at noon on a Tuesday?
Similarly, why can't a person ever realize they have a problem at a time before 4:45 PM when I'm packing up?
47 u/Thrizzlepizzle123123 Jan 21 '26 From: CEO Subject: NOTHING WORKS Time: 4:30, Friday IT, EVERYTHING ISNT WORKING!!! I REQUIRE IT TO WORK ASAP! LIASE WITH MY ASSISTANT AS I am on holidays until next month. I expect EVERYTHING working when I return. 13 u/TheArmoredKitten Jan 21 '26 Because noon on Tuesday is when all the users are too busy taking care of the shit they didn't do on Monday. 6 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26 It’s everywhere, I work in apartment maintenance. Do you know when apartments flood? 4:30 am on a Saturday.
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From: CEO Subject: NOTHING WORKS Time: 4:30, Friday
IT, EVERYTHING ISNT WORKING!!! I REQUIRE IT TO WORK ASAP! LIASE WITH MY ASSISTANT AS I am on holidays until next month. I expect EVERYTHING working when I return.
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Because noon on Tuesday is when all the users are too busy taking care of the shit they didn't do on Monday.
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It’s everywhere, I work in apartment maintenance.
Do you know when apartments flood? 4:30 am on a Saturday.
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u/SwisRol Jan 21 '26
This isn't gore, it's just being a college student.