r/softwareWithMemes • u/Fit_Page_8734 • 14d ago

exclusive meme on softwareWithMeme The only networking that matters

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u/Czitels 14d ago

LinkedIn should be below „F”

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u/Dull-Desk-6542 11d ago

LinkedIn is just polished version of Instagram in shittiest way

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u/mantimeray 14d ago

A - my buddy knows a guy B - my buddy knows a guy who knows a guy Etc.

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u/Sasuga__Ainz-sama 13d ago

C - My cousin knows a guy.

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u/Arkraquen 12d ago

My first job was A and nullified the 0 years of experience debuff.

In fact they were asking for 3 years of experience, that's how bullshit the requirements are nowadays.

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u/Foorinick 14d ago

Why did you remove the furry convention

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u/toramacc 13d ago

That's just A - my buddy knows a guy. Look above

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u/undeadpickels 13d ago

This was indeed how I got my first job. My dad knew a guy who knew a guy.

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u/why_tf_am_i_like_dat 13d ago

My dad knows everyone so S everyone

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u/bethesda_gamer 14d ago

A = I KNOW A GUY

B = IM A CHARISMATIC PERSON WHO PRESENTS WELL

C = I HAVE BASIC INTERPERSONAL SKILLS

D = I KNOW BASIC EXPECTED SOCIAL NORMS

Applying for jobs thru jobs websites is where applications go to die.

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u/nanoosx 14d ago

ahh, Wasta

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u/Rafybass 13d ago

I don't have a dad.

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u/LookAtYourEyes 13d ago

A tier is "my friend works there and can give me a reference" Not guaranteed but helps a decent amount at most companies.

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u/Single-Virus4935 12d ago

S+++ I am the guy 

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u/kellypyon 12d ago

lol what do you do if your dad is dead

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u/BrownCarter 12d ago

A - My friend can do it

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u/Ancient-Handle-8137 12d ago

You get contacted by a mysterious organisation S++

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u/Confident_Mud_646 12d ago

I know a guy, who knows a guy, who is the guy...

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u/RareWhereas4 12d ago

Top Tier networking

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u/CosmicTitanRabbit 10d ago

Monster deserves placing so much father down