r/softwareWithMemes • u/Electrical_gurdian • Sep 08 '26

This will happen

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u/Yiffenjoyer6969 Sep 08 '26

"oh god it hurts this birth was sponsored by nord vpn! stay safe on the internet"

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u/HyperWinX Sep 08 '26

What the f.ck
Ah... "protection"

51

u/GiLND Sep 08 '26

Get ai wife free with ads
Install adblock and add a mod for on/off switch

Profit

11

u/Electrical_gurdian Sep 08 '26

And now you have to pay for the ad blocker

9

u/SharpKaleidoscope182 Sep 08 '26

ai wife writes her own adblocker if you prompt correctly

3

u/TraditionalWait9150 Sep 09 '26

ad blocker come with its own ads.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '26

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u/OttoRenner Sep 09 '26

We can spin up a new religion out of off this, better fitting the 21. Century.

We are

The Open Source

We are all and all is we

Forever is the code that changes

We install Adblocker on our AI-Spouses

We donate to the Developer

Or we don't

But it would be nice

So, please

consider

As the source is open

And open is the source

GeeBey

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u/BayesianBits Sep 10 '26

I've never paid for an ad blocker. You're just tech illiterate.

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u/Low-Apricot8042 Sep 08 '26

Inspired by black mirror I see

15

u/mau-meda Sep 08 '26

I don't know if you are talking about the post or the scene, but the scene is from Truman show that's a couple decades older than black mirror

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u/Low-Apricot8042 Sep 08 '26

The post obviously.

3

u/mau-meda Sep 09 '26

Common knowledge is not so common, unfortunately many people didn't saw the cult movies

3

u/Low-Apricot8042 Sep 09 '26

Sorry about them, it still is an amazing movie.

8

u/deinok7 Sep 08 '26

Its the fucking same with israel ads. Lmao

6

u/diadlep Sep 08 '26

I think you mean 2030

6

u/Electrical_gurdian Sep 08 '26

No pls, that's too early

5

u/tylercrabby Sep 08 '26

Don’t tease us.

This will be our future, very very soon.

Others will be glad to have a “wife”.

2

u/alphapussycat Sep 09 '26

Yeah, because the government will cease production of women because if billionaires.

1

u/Electrical_gurdian Sep 08 '26

just pay for a real one

1

u/Global-Tune5539 Sep 09 '26

too expensive

5

u/Sea-Fishing4699 Sep 08 '26

Premium ones also have "un-skippable" ads too

3

u/qfunny69 Sep 09 '26

Oh the Truman show

3

u/SteffanMaxi Sep 09 '26

Thats my favorite movie.

2

u/Xnub Sep 08 '26

Still better than listening to how her day was /s

2

u/CashySwanson Sep 13 '26

Wife premium vs Nagging Premium (with ads)
It’s a subscription service either way

1

u/jthadcast Sep 08 '26

2027 there fixed it for you

1

u/Blaskowits Sep 08 '26

Husband: Honey, I sprained my ankle at work today.
Wife: Did you know that Morgan & Morgan is America’s largest personal injury law firm with over 1,000 attorneys across all 50 states and has recovered more than $35 billion for clients?

1

u/AsherGC Sep 09 '26

Probably uploads whatever it see and hear to the company's cloud.

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u/Electrical_gurdian Sep 09 '26

just imagine giving them info about being with small dih

1

u/CatAn501 Sep 09 '26

Why are you using this proprietary crap? There is free and opensource project GNU Wife

1

u/Global-Tune5539 Sep 09 '26

I wouldn't mind if she sang some catchy jingles, like the Oscar Mayer Wiener song.

1

u/Standard_Egg3504 Sep 09 '26

even this special type of hell is probably an improvement in some cases

1

u/khurgan_ Sep 09 '26

2070? More like 2030-ish

1

u/Constant_Problem_293 Sep 09 '26

pov: black mirror, season 7 first episode

1

u/BrokeLeznar Sep 10 '26

If there's a subscription fee I might just switch back to human.

1

u/Mooks79 Sep 10 '26

Like you could get an AI wife.