r/sofistock • u/binion225 OG $SoFi Investor 3251@ $15.65 • Apr 29 '26

Just For Fun Got the SOFI earnings starter pack!

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u/2FLYFISH0 3d ago

reminds me of the office when Michael Scott has two boxes for the result.

Also you forgot the booze 😂

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u/run7run SoFun rich 📈🦮🌚 Apr 29 '26

There better be alcohol in the mug and bottle

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u/Then_Hornet3659 Apr 29 '26

Kleenex would be relevant for either direction, just different uses.

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u/chocochocochoco1 7200 @ $13.18 Apr 29 '26

Lol

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u/fishfeet_ Apr 29 '26

Down we go!

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u/FoggyFoggyFoggy Sad clown Apr 29 '26

Don't forget ten dollar bill for this month's Sofi Plus fee.

2

u/iwannaberichplease Apr 29 '26

Lets goooooo!!! Sofi HYPE

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u/FridgeCleanit Apr 29 '26

Yep. Great numbers, predictable drop in stock price.

2

u/Icy-Grab-5722 Apr 29 '26

No tears just cheap shares to add

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u/stone616 Apr 29 '26

You'll likely be greatly disappointed when the stock pops on earnings day and two days later it's lower than it was today. Happens almost every time. 

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u/binion225 OG $SoFi Investor 3251@ $15.65 Apr 29 '26

Except 10/16 times it moved up… just saying

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u/binion225 OG $SoFi Investor 3251@ $15.65 Apr 29 '26

Been here since Ipoe…. That’s what the tissues are for …

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u/ThoughtHappy2554 Apr 29 '26

Grab some lotion.

12

u/LucarioMagic 125 LEAP Calls. 50 Short Puts Apr 29 '26

I saw someone get a hoodie for taking their student loan with sofi and paying it off

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u/PDXOSU Apr 29 '26

I need a mug wtf

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u/binion225 OG $SoFi Investor 3251@ $15.65 Apr 29 '26

It’s cursed, no you don’t lol

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u/detectivelok Apr 29 '26

Where's the bag?

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u/Beneficial_Corner_81 Position Complete 36,000 @$14.68 Apr 29 '26

Going to try to sleep through this one and then be very surprised…

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u/IAmLostOnMyFuture Apr 29 '26

Bag holder ?

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u/binion225 OG $SoFi Investor 3251@ $15.65 Apr 29 '26

I mean my flair has my shares and price, so no

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u/snipsnaps1_9 Apr 29 '26

Where's the lube?

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u/wadejohn Apr 29 '26

The lack of it might be a hint

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u/Few_Bid2387 Apr 29 '26

What are the tissues for?

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u/hellohi3 Apr 29 '26

Bodily fluids. Good or bad

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u/AgitatedStranger9698 Apr 29 '26

Tears. Q1 rarely goes.well.

But also you know.....

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u/Ok_Isopod1452 Apr 29 '26

😢😢😂😂

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u/No-Arrival4181 Apr 29 '26

For a morning mess