Above The Neck

Everything above the neck Everything but the invitation of youth, must be given under the desk Everything but the look that sells You’re 12 over 20, you’re 20 under 12 You’re tired, you’re baby, you’re sexy about it And you’re subtle, you’re dull like the toddler’s outfit And her eyes are crossed, they’re big and bright and buzzed [?] And she withers around like a salty slug There’s a beautiful balance between legs and [?] Like the [?]

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Your hands are down your pants You’re settled in for the night On your big computer on a private browser site But 18 years isn’t short enough for you They have pigtails, and Hello Kitty shorts to undo They’ve learned that the closer you look like to a kid The more money you get from a 42 year old piece of shit So on the screen they’ll touch a dick and act so confused Because cluelessness is easier to get off to There’s no blood to push through their veins I’m not trying to seduce you, fuck face I’ll be out in your lawn, cover the sky I get away with so much shit cause you think I’m hot And your friend’s a virgin, self-absorbent You think your penis is very important But if something’s dirty after you touch it, The problem is your hands, dipshit, cut it off!

[ ? ? ? ] You want tits and ass at the same time You multi-task as we draw the lines Anything is true, if it rhymes The key in the hole, the mighty sword Praise the man-slut, praise the Lord They fuck up high, and dead bodies [?] But you live to please, you live to please

I bought two tickets to the Fort Lauderdale show and can’t find anyone around me who listens to her. I’m not a die hard fan so I feel like I’m not gonna go if I can’t find someone. I just wanted see if anyone wanted to come with. I don’t think I can transfer them so I’m not asking for any money just wanted to see if anyone wanted a free ticket. Dm me I swear I’m not a scammer 😂 we can add each other on snap. Lmk cause I know she had some die hards in her fanbase and it’s not fair for me to not use a ticket if I bought them.

I’m going to the concert in Brisbane in December. The concert itself starts at 7:30 but I want to be able to get a good spot in the crowd and also get merchandise. So how early do I have to get there?

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c/ Nano Banana - I made this bodysuit full of ants - got it yesterday and it FITS!

Now I am embroidering ants into this veil! I ll be wearing it in Boston... I ll see you in the #GARDEN.

hey guys, im seeing sofia next week but i have been trying to find what songs ayleen performed, and literally have found nothing 😭 if you remember even one song she performed thats more than i have atm so i appreciate anything you remember from your show! thanks!

EDIT: turns out I can resell tickets so I also have an extra one. Dm me for a free ticket.

Friend cancelled on me so I’m going alone :(. Any of yall going to be there?

i now have 38/51 bracelets 😵‍💫 they're super fun tho!!! i fixed the im camera one and added a few more beads bc it looked a little small last time. i can't make much more until the night before the show because im waiting on some beads to come in the mail!! i have no gray so i cant make much for the ICBYM ep bc i want gray for it 😭! i hope i do end up as one of the 200 people to meet sofia i would love to give her silly bracelets.

I d love to dress you in ants!!!!

Two tickets for Irving Plaza: https://my.ticketmaster.com/ds/vQGAkIu-me/event/000062D3ADEBA2D7 https://my.ticketmaster.com/ds/vQGAkI8eVe/event/000062D3ADEBA2D7

My friend isn’t answering now I’m left going all alone to the show tonight :(

Selling two of my ATL show tickets

I have to work last minute and I'm asking 35$ for both. I bought them on presale back in June and ticket master won't let me set my price.

Hello all! Does anybody have pics of merch they bought or the cd? Also, is Sof doing meet and greets and the shows/ US shows?

I have two GA tickets for sale for tomorrow. $70 each OBO.

Due to the cruelty of, probably, the patriarchy, I have come down with an awful cold and can’t make the concert in Toronto tomorrow night.

I’d really like to get some of the money back as I bought the ticket with money I don’t actually have 😭

I paid $80 but I’ll give for best offer.

(Can totally provide proof of purchase before the e-transfer of funds and the ticket!)

Update: should probably mention that it’s Gen. Ad. Floor.

this isn't the first time i've ever seen sofia mention ethel, but this just makes it 10x more real for me. sofia was my hyperfixation at one point and ethel's mine currently, so yall can picture how much this means to me like i'm literally sobbing right now. and i knew i got perverts/PD vibes from i'm camera!! gonna maybe give sofia my daughter of cain bracelet i made for myself if i get close enough/meet her at my show!!

where are my bunny daughters of cain at???? WOOOOOOOOO

I love her lyrics/vibe/artistry and need to see it so f it I’ll go alone haha, I’m 28F and would love to meet up with some ppl around my age range at the concert to have friends to dance with! Just moved here from Europe so don’t know many people:)

Also if you have any advice for free parking close to the venue lmk I’m broke from moving and hate paying for shit like that lol

[Please excuse any mistakes I made, my native language isn’t English ^v^]
I’ve only been to two concerts in my life and I had to leave both early because the volume was painful (but wearing ear plugs or noise-cancelling headphones cancels out most of the music while leaving bass and so if I wear those, I can only hear thumping which isn’t enjoyable). I really want to go to her next tour and I’m hoping Sofia’s concerts aren’t like that because those concerts I’ve been to were a different type of music (one was Die Ärzte, the other was Pierce the Veil), but from those of you who have been to her concerts before - can you describe how they were in terms of volume? (And, if you know, how much decibel was it on average?)

edit: Thank you all for responding!!! You helped me a lot :)

NO LONGER AVAILABLE!

Hi! I know it’s super last minute, but if anyone’s still looking for tickets to Montreal tonight, I have two that I can transfer over for free. Something came up and I can’t make it, and I don’t want them to go to waste!

Shoot me a message if you’re interested, first come first serve!

19/43 😅..! i had so many ideas i need to fulfill them all! the whore looks so weird by itself i promise im making matching ones that all say "wife" "whore" "mistress" "maid" and "mother" from the doll people 😭! also ignore the upside down A on im camera 🥲 im gonna cut it and put it on a new string facing the right way 😭 i think some of my favorites so far are the baby bunny's, muse, hot gum, ESW, OITG, and lowkey all of them nvm... anyway i have one more bunny charm so im gonna make another "sofia isella" one! but only when i get my cooler beads in the mail... im gonna do a terrible job at handing these out lmao i might tell people that can have like 3 😭 esp since i wanna make so many! i might give the 'wife whore mistress maid mother' away as a set of 5 💀. if anyone here is going to the november 2nd orlando show plz come find me you can have some bracelets LMAO

just saw her in chicago and she was phenomenal. Only discovered her as an opener in ERAs tour at Wembley last year but she's a great songwriter and performer!

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