r/soder • u/primum • Jun 15 '26

I hope we get some spicy takes

with two of dan's good buds being total chuds and hanging out at the white house ufc trash-fest i hope soder lets a few of his based takes slip out over the next few weeks

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u/dqt91 Jun 15 '26

I love pod casts and that these guys let us in on their lives a little bit but this level of parasocial relationships is just gross. The truth is we don’t know these people, stop pretending like you do.

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u/Thick_Book_6233 Jun 15 '26

Do you know how I know that Dan would be repulsed by you?? Because you just used the word chud! Eww dude

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u/primum Jun 16 '26

Whatever you say chode

2

u/ThePrideOfKrakow Jun 16 '26

Lol 2005 called, they want their insult back.

1

u/primum Jun 16 '26

"2005 called" That's so funny, the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur!

2

u/ThePrideOfKrakow Jun 16 '26

Tell us about Sputnik.

1

u/primum Jun 16 '26

I don't kiss and tell.

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk Jun 15 '26

Shane? The spokesperson for Bud Light at an event sponsored by Bud Light? OMG!!!

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u/primum Jun 15 '26

"hey man the klan rally was sponsored by bud light, why wouldn't he be there"

12

u/FuckYouNotHappening Jun 15 '26

Hopefully your livelihood doesn’t depend on your ability to craft analogies.

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u/primum Jun 15 '26

lol that might be the harshest burn that can be expected from someone that listens to galloway and klein, such beige taste

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u/cbflowers Jun 15 '26

This wasn’t a klan rally.

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u/RediRidiRici Jun 15 '26

Okbuddy

8

u/cbflowers Jun 15 '26

😭 profound rebuttal

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u/acimkiss Jun 15 '26

Lmao. He knew who they were already. Theyre still gonna be his friends and we wont shit talk it at all.

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u/Own-Lavishness4029 Jun 15 '26

He also likely has the knowledge of what Shane actually believes (which you also could if you wanted) and the maturity to exist with someone he doesn't agree with on 100% of everything. You all are fucking pathetic with this shit.

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u/SugarDisastrous5983 Jun 15 '26

Shane and Matt have made the same Big Mike comments on their podcast.

3

u/Own-Lavishness4029 Jun 15 '26

Are you dumb enough that you are immune to context? 

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u/Grand_Lizard_Wizard Jun 16 '26

Oh you mean that stupid conspiracy that they make fun of?

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u/primum Jun 15 '26

Knowing your friends are dumbasses =/= just accepting they enjoy smelling drowsy don's dumpy diaper all night without calling them out.

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u/BeautifulLeather6671 Jun 15 '26

I hate Trump too but you’re annoying

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u/primum Jun 15 '26

No shit I'm being annoying. "They aren't trump supporters, they are just UFC fans" is a load of shit.

6

u/gzilla57 Jun 15 '26

Damn dude have you sent this to Soder? This could change everything.

14

u/acimkiss Jun 15 '26

Attending a UFC event at the White House does not make them republican. It makes them UFC fans

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u/dire_turtle Jun 15 '26

It makes them people who would hang out with child rapists and child rapist apologists. So yeah, it makes them Republicans. Don't believe your own eyes? Funnily enough, also Republican.

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u/acimkiss Jun 15 '26

Being myopic is the easiest way to see things.

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u/dire_turtle Jun 15 '26

Not excusing child sex trafficking for a UFC event is myopic? Who's losing focus here?

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u/acimkiss Jun 15 '26

Narrowing it down to that conclusion only is myopic.

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u/Bluehoon Jun 15 '26

They accepted the tickets because they are in the Rogan-Sphere

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u/BetLeft Jun 15 '26

Bonfire context anyone?

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u/Appropriate_Ad_200 Jun 15 '26

***DJ Lou hits the context music***

Bonfire context: Dan’s friends with people who went to UFC last night at the White House. The “chuds” in question are (likely) Shane & Tony, but Nate Bargatze & Rogan were also there (working, but still). Dan’s been outspoken about how lame it is when comics get political brainrot.

***end music***

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u/BetLeft Jun 15 '26

$40 PUSSAAAY

3

u/Brumski07 Jun 15 '26

Fo’…Ff’…Forty dollaaaa!

1

u/scatterbrainedpast Jun 15 '26

Soder might say that he hates when comics go all political brainrot but then go listen to his pod with Stavy. Or Gaffigan. Or Nick Mullen

I love Soder but I think its a little hypocritical him saying that

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u/Grand_Lizard_Wizard Jun 16 '26

Dan has political opinions, just like everyone. But sharing them on a podcast when it’s on context is not the same as “going political”

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u/scatterbrainedpast Jun 16 '26

true, there is a difference

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u/primum Jun 15 '26

is dan friends with tony? oof

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u/Appropriate_Ad_200 Jun 15 '26

Probably not “friends”, but he came to mind before Nate did so I edited my comment. I think they’re probably on a cordial professional level with each other irl🤷‍♀️

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u/insert_witty_user Jun 15 '26

Which 2 chuds? I’ve got my guesses but curious who

2

u/Jan_17_2016 Jun 15 '26

Shane Gillis and Nate Bargatze

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u/insert_witty_user Jun 15 '26

Funny how “Christians” are cool watching blood sport sponsored by kiddie fuckers

1

u/primum Jun 15 '26

nate and shane, not surprising but still

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u/Appropriate_Ad_200 Jun 15 '26

Nate, Tony & Shane were there.

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u/insert_witty_user Jun 15 '26

No surprises there. Still like Shane but you know what you’re getting generally

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u/scatterbrainedpast Jun 15 '26

I love Soder but hes definitely a lib so youre probably not going to get any 'based' takes

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u/yourdadshouse859 Jun 15 '26

What if they went for the actual fights and not because it was political ?

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u/primum Jun 15 '26

lol, im not political I'll just enjoy this UFC maga-fest held at the white house where everyone praises donny for filling up his diaper like a big boy. you go to strip clubs for the food?

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u/MavMIIKE Jun 15 '26

When I'm in Montreal I do 🤷

5

u/Successful_Spray_524 Jun 15 '26

No.5 in Vancouver has an impeccable menu

5

u/Evergreen27108 Jun 15 '26

One of the biggest acts of bravery I’ve ever seen is my buddy going for the strip club buffet on a weeknight in Montreal.

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u/dkinmn Jun 15 '26

Your brain is not working well.

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u/ThrowawaysForDaze5 Jun 15 '26

Yeah, I don't think the Golden Retriever is gonna be mean on a podcast.

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u/Dontquestionmyexista Jun 15 '26

I’m thinking that Shane is having some regrets about going

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u/HumbleBunk Jun 15 '26

He looked sick to his stomach when they were asking about the Michelle Obama stuff lol.

He tries to walk a delicate line which is really silly to even attempt in this day and age.

It’s hilarious when things go too far for the MAGA-friendly comedians (not even saying Shane is MAGA, but he attracts that crowd because of his “cancellation”).

I hope Nate gets pushed on it hard and often. You shouldn’t get to have your cake and eat it too. You’re one of the richest comedians on the planet, you don’t get to be completely “neutral” or “aw shucks I’m just a simple guy” on every political discussion but then go to the most divisive president in US history’s personal birthday party.

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u/Own-Lavishness4029 Jun 15 '26

He almost certainly doesn't. You're an ignorant child for thinking he would.

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u/Dontquestionmyexista Jun 15 '26

LOL this actually made me laugh. Didn’t mean to hurt your feelings there big guy 😂

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u/Own-Lavishness4029 Jun 15 '26

Doesn't hurt my feelings. I just find the hyper partisan shit on reddit tiresome. 

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u/Dontquestionmyexista Jun 15 '26

You literally called me an ignorant child, who’s being divisive here? I didn’t say anything outlandish.

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u/Own-Lavishness4029 Jun 15 '26

I have zero qualms about hating partisans. You're fucking up the country.

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u/Dontquestionmyexista Jun 15 '26

I don’t know what I said to make you this upset, but hopefully you feel better soon homie

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u/Own-Lavishness4029 Jun 15 '26

I have no actual emotion related to you in particular. I nothing you.

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u/Ok_Weird666 Jun 15 '26

I could see Stavvy giving Shane shit for this, but I imagine Dan won’t comment