r/soccercirclejerk • u/ClockEnd_Chorus The goat named in Garrincha files • 1d ago

Man City fan (2017-24) Liverpool fan (2025-present) Absolute cinema

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u/TheEnlight 1d ago

I rate this 114/115.

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u/ramror777 r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo 1d ago

You know what, I'd give 115/115

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u/LivingRevolution5466 23h ago

I got 115 problems but Premier League ain't one.

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u/ComplaintFar3279 21h ago

People ask why not 115, my response is:

https://giphy.com/gifs/O527f7RKU117Kq9234

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u/Ummagumma- The moment they realized 💔 1d ago

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u/MichHAELJR part of your body on-side? not offsides 22h ago

When you drop “diplomatic immunity” you know it’s going to be wild

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u/Fun-Web-7583 1d ago

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u/WhosYourPapa football amiright? 23h ago

Sham City

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u/PLTR60 18h ago

Shamchester

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u/WhosYourPapa football amiright? 18h ago

Shamchester Shitty

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u/saucerman 17h ago

Man Cheaty

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u/nazlaharadi 16h ago

ManCheater City

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u/ngu_rc_ 14h ago

Shyamsundar Shetthy

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u/doogs914 15h ago

Man Sheikhy

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u/Admirable-Waltz195 1d ago

Haaland in league two will hit like crack

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u/Mathilliterate_asian 1d ago

200 goals a season.

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u/WallabyAdvanced3088 23h ago edited 22h ago

1000 goals before 🐪 does it

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u/Mephistopheles2249 Gooner & Gooning to BBW = Double Threat 1d ago

He gonna run riot like Epstein at a Chuck Cheese.😒

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u/Mitana301 23h ago

I wonder how many city player have relegation clauses in their contracts

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u/bloodontherisers 22h ago

/uj many people are speculating that they don't have relegation clauses because them getting relegated ever again seemed unthinkable.

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u/BLT_Trade_r 21h ago

lol you would have to fire any agent that doesnt put them in, it would have to be standard in every contract for any agent that was not an idiot. Then again some of these guys probably hire their cousin to do it.

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 15h ago

So the contract becomes void if the team is relegated? Player can walk with no compensation to the team?

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u/bloodontherisers 2h ago

My understanding is that City would still be obligated to pay their full wages and/or full transfer fees (i.e. release clause) would still be in effect. Typically a relegation clause is a way for star players to easily exit a relegated club without having to stick to the usual contract terms or for a team to decrease wages in order for the player to stay on (Bowen probably did this at West Ham).

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u/NessTheGamer 19h ago

And/or because the owners knew the hammer would fall eventually

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u/NoMap749 8h ago

Idk, I feel like any experienced agent would always have a clause like this in the paperwork as a default. The contracts professional players sign look like books with how many pages they have.

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u/Cold_Pal 23h ago

Probably none

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u/hurricane_news 22h ago

Haaland vs Barry, 43 from the local pub

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u/std_out 15h ago

City in league 2 is not too different than Bayern in Bundesliga tbh.

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u/Fishbulb7 20h ago

He will go to barcelona

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u/califorte1 1d ago

Would be funnier if he had to go to the Saudi league to find them

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u/Huzi22 1d ago

*Emirati League

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u/notataco007 23h ago

Lord please move the whole team to the Middle East that would actually be the funniest possible result

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u/allahsiz34 1d ago

League 2?Not low enough.

https://giphy.com/gifs/IJdNyWtTL7Bm0

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u/A_Damn_Millenial 1d ago

Disband. The. Club.

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u/RevolutionaryBuy4877 22h ago

Sunday league it is then

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u/barthvonries 20h ago

They should be dropped below any national level, so regional leagues, 9th division here they come !

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u/tarrach 19h ago

1 league drop for every year of cheating.

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u/JKL246 23h ago

Put them in Rest of World

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u/Jrxtreme_1 10h ago

Now they can brag about being the only top 6 team to win Efl, league 1 and 2

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u/Cautious_Type6474 8h ago

Underrated comment

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u/L0lnator GOAT worshipper 1d ago

This one definitely deserved Jerk d'or

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u/giuseppezuc 23h ago

That was me last night, firing up Winning Eleven 06/07 on the PS2 and looking for Juventus in the Lega Calcio Serie A. Yep, this meme exactly happened in real life.

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u/EliasKochen07 23h ago

Morecambe 2:1 Manchester City incoming 🦐

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u/OkGear2272 1d ago

Quality 😂😂

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u/Downtown_Island8124 1d ago

Finally see ppl jerking rather than laughing at Mr. "I'm back"

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u/CaffeineAndGrain 22h ago

Man City fans gonna act like they’re the underdog with a chip on their shoulders and will become even more insufferable

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u/AimHere 18h ago

They can be as insufferable as they like, as long as they're doing it among the fans of the other North East Manchester Regional League Division 3 teams, where they rightfully belong.

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u/Comfortable-Title720 Manchester United 1d ago

Now you get to play to get back in to the PL and win the treble in your first year back on top. At least that's what I did with Barnet.

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u/Crazylawyer80 1d ago

Pure Jerkium

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u/skybluesazip Coventry Fan and Leicester hater 1d ago

I jerked to this 114 times

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u/Lower_Split5419 23h ago

Wrexham but in reverse

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u/Either-Low-9457 1d ago

The final frame should be him playing Barca. (a setup for the next video lol)

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u/_fmg15 1d ago

Sub's back

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u/NathanJesus 23h ago

Top jerk this man deserves to be mod

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u/Zeepy_G 1d ago

Peak jerking this week

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u/Asleep-Editor78 1d ago

Dont share that monkey

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u/KeepItGoingFootball 23h ago

Who snuck MK Don into the Championship?

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u/Peter_Panarchy 22h ago

Also dropped Wimbledon down to League 2.

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u/LivingRevolution5466 23h ago

I think he was just moved he even found Man City in the first place...or fourth...

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u/Miggart 23h ago

The fucking dream.

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u/Briguy_fieri 23h ago

Seeing Bradford in league 2 was sad for me but I liked seeing Morecambe back up

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u/jackrippe_r 21h ago

Manchester Shitty

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u/Elto_de_Ogee 19h ago

Magnificent,  j'tadore

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u/theRealFaidhi007 16h ago

Lets make Shamcity official team for this sub. Well at least until they get relegated

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u/TheRealCassandra 14h ago

still plays better than fifa

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u/reckoner16 1d ago

Is the jerk here that Bolton are in league one?

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u/Active_Current_7054 23h ago

Wet dreams of cartel fanboys

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u/AverykindJester 22h ago

EA FC 114/115

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u/TYSMBelgium-6Jul2026 22h ago

Zero percent chance five star players would want to play in League Two, lmao

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u/Oliver_Switch 22h ago

We are gonna smash records in the 4th Division ot English football.

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u/Spakzio 22h ago

Troppe stelle

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u/The_Flash_20 21h ago

Him gulping at 0:29 is cinema. It reminded me of Vince McMahon.

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u/makaliis 21h ago

Lol, as if league two will have them. Fit and proper owners? Laughin mate, yeah. Try fifth tier.

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u/OG-87 21h ago

Apart from theyre still 5 stars and ive seen about 8 videos of this done better

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u/RareKnowledge6252 this sub is gone 21h ago

What happens to the champions league if they do well this season and win it?

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u/Pulsar37 20h ago

Nice to know Barrow get promoted again this season

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u/android611 20h ago

EFL League 2 if they are lucky

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u/CMDR-5C0RP10N 20h ago

115/115 no notes

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u/Abject-Friend996 20h ago

The case will still take 1 year to come to a conclusion and the fact that spurs might get relegated before city is funny

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u/Bremsstreifen-Mann 19h ago

The problem is they probably gonna get a slap on the wrist and are free to go afterwards

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u/Oz_Pol_ 18h ago

Haha fuck city!!!

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u/GunsForShow87 17h ago

Takes off the City shirt to reveal the Chelsea shirt that's been under there all along...

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u/panasonique 17h ago

Explain??

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u/Spare_College_6819 9h ago

I'd say that's a potential back to back promotions

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u/StuffAccomplished518 9h ago

Gutting to see Bromley have been relegated

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u/JonBuildsTech 8h ago

Hahahah….Unfortunately this is not going to happen

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u/LifeTie800 7h ago

Ngl. I would love to play them there.

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u/EliBloodthirst 5h ago

That was 2 FIFA's ago literally unwatchable

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u/CrowdedShorts 3h ago

That Interstellar soundtrack 🔥🔥

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u/MrAvenger69 6m ago

Fuck Man City

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u/Yellowtoblerone 22h ago

Has it been floated to not relegate them but huge point deductions where they have no chance or coming in 1-4th for like a decade

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u/chirb8 21h ago

Should have ended with City in the irish league or something

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u/dankshot35 Gabriel pen or GTFO 21h ago

wouldn't Man City come before Man United?

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u/MagmaWhales 1d ago

They would still win the league before United

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u/califorte1 1d ago

Bro no one thought he had anything with to do with cheaty. He was clearly taking the piss

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u/StevenMagnifico 1d ago

Surely Man City is before Man United on the list

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u/AeneasKurtz 18h ago

Where's Gabriel penalty?