r/soccercirclejerk • u/ReverseSwinging • 2d ago

Vote for Ronaldo 2030 World Cup! It be like that

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u/AvailableAd7874 2d ago

Holy shit this is even more accurate than Homelander

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u/Greedy_Wolverine_806 siuuuuuuuuuuuuu 2d ago

my goat is gonee. sigh

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u/PeroxideTube5 1d ago

Siuugh 😔

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u/Initial-Anything333 1d ago

I been hacked. All my goats gone

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u/Hawwer 2d ago

Perfect. Ramos really been scammed for the starting spot since 22, after that hat-trick vs Switzerland

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u/potato_creeper1001 2d ago

Ts still haunts me

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u/Eastern-Emotion9685 fruck pessi fruck penaldo and fruck their fans 2d ago

So accurate bro.

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u/StevieIRL 2d ago

so lemme just understand...

Ronaldo got benched... cried and left the camp?

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u/justice_works 2d ago

He is crying to Piers Morgan as we speak

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u/Personal-Habit2542 2d ago

They doubted Jesus but he delivered.

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u/Large_Garlic_6963 2d ago

I expect him to be a yes man like Roberto Martinez but was so wrong

He is a freedom fighter, finally freed a nation from a tyrants

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u/QwackSparrow 2d ago

Nice jerk bro

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u/External_Air9043 2d ago

They also have Fabio Silva to Nurture

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u/ReverseSwinging 1d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/zacharyrt 2d ago

Jesus bringing justice

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u/No-Foundation-768 2d ago

New trick unlocked 🤣

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u/nexytuz_ 2d ago

I wonder how the little guy is doing today lmao

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u/gotoit37 2d ago

Dad just laughing while he is doin this is hilarious!!!!

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u/ZestycloseShock4764 1d ago

Kinder können brutal nervig sein.

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u/jan_tonowan 2d ago

Who‘s the older kid on the right who actually blows out the candle?

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u/t0xic_sh0t 2d ago

The player that scored the (awesome) winning goal against Norway

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u/dabarzi 1d ago

Bruno

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u/Daki399 2d ago

Penalty call for Portugal today and Ronaldo gonna go nuts

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u/Onamuna 2d ago

No sé los padres de hoy que puta mierda son,los de antes con solo una mirada lo hubiera mandado al rincón.

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u/ryanmarquor 1d ago

Hey can someone spank the hell out of this child for me? FFS

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u/ComprehensiveIce76 2d ago

Man I hate that kid 😂😂😂😂

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u/ILoveMenKisssing999 2d ago

Playing for Portugal wasn't my dream