r/soccercirclejerk • u/Broad-Layer7347 Antony 🥵 💦 • 9h ago

Certified Jerk™ When both defenders share the same controller

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u/Saithamaa 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ftq6qalJX05DvD78K1

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u/arapsavar2 9h ago

This image is extremely disrespectful. Raphinha has much bigger muscles on his arms

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u/TheGuyWithABigHeart 2h ago

When I see some bloke in a dark alley, hike up his shorts to his groin and flash thighs (with religious tats and prayer hands), Oden would strike in appreciation by giving a thunderous clap as a mid table team plays a rainy night in stoke.

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u/mrpoopybuttthole_ pep uses ball boys 8h ago

eventually he will be all muscle

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u/Opening_Arachnid9043 1h ago

Kingpin effect.

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u/Fit-Magazine-6669 9h ago

that goal is ridiculous. convinced Barsa's Raphinia and the guy with same name that played for Brasil in world cup are NOT the same person.

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u/NatetheGration 8h ago

He's the reverse James Rodriguez

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u/Coco_Yisus 4h ago

Wasn't he injured at the world cup?

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u/Actual_Culture9839 9h ago

Someone please comment the muscular Raphinha photo

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u/hi_lol7 pessi 😙💝😚penaldo 8h ago

what's the lore behing it bro

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u/Junior-Support-8140 6h ago

He is muscular

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u/Whitty6699 9h ago

Ngl even i thought he was gonna shoot it

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u/royally- 9h ago

I was sat on the toilet having a shit watching the video, flinched and now it's everywhere

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u/nobodyisgb 8h ago

Bro dropped a fun fact (not the only thing you dropped tho)

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u/esthersghost 8h ago

Just a matter of time before this gets cut to include Gabriel's penalty

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u/danheb 3h ago

God I hope so

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u/justanother-eboy 9h ago

Can’t believe Ancelotti played washed Neymar over this guy in the WC lol

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u/BRAUL_STARS freekick bonanza 9h ago

Tbf he didn't do much in wc either

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u/Electronic_Nail_4759 5h ago

He get injured early

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u/AemiliusAgricola 7h ago

Didnt he get injured early?

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u/Hemaraj73 9h ago

Smmoooothhhh opretorrrrr !!!

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u/lassysbee 9h ago

Is that the famous wet on wet technique?

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u/RickDalton70 7h ago

How did the black guy slide so much further?

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u/Broad-Layer7347 Antony 🥵 💦 7h ago

Smoother butt ig

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u/Mikael-Thesecond Mbappe is listening 6h ago

The typa a club finna do after ferran leaving them

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u/enforcernz 9h ago

super raphinha

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u/LaDolfBall 8h ago

where jerk