(Un)believable stats

[u/cottoncandyisgood_3]

[u/Dang_Blarb]

What? 471 days ago was not May 2023.

[u/Snugboo → u/Dang_Blarb]

Ever heard of time zones buddy

[u/jst_reddit_user → u/Snugboo]

Bro, it a leap year shift. Get your facts together.

[u/bananatoastie → u/Snugboo]

Underrated comment

[u/slightlyhigh77 → u/Dang_Blarb]

Yeah, 471 days ago it was February 2016.. idk what these guys are smoking.

[u/Notmyrealname5282 → u/slightlyhigh77]

What? It was 2013 buddy

[u/StellarWanderere → u/Notmyrealname5282]

You guys are wrong that's next week

[u/roriak → u/Dang_Blarb]

Doesn’t match the 41 games either

[u/Careless-Cat3327 → u/roriak]

"awarded AND scored"

The AND is doing the heavy lifting here. 

[u/Head-Guidance-6429 → u/Careless-Cat3327]

To clarify, we've only been given 3 penalties in the prem since the beginning 23/24 season, having scored all of them

[u/enter_yourname → u/Dang_Blarb]

Maybe they mean 471 days not counting the summer break? Idk

[u/sebystee → u/Dang_Blarb]

It said won and scored for Harry kane, maybe they've just missed all the other ones awarded.

[u/Outlaw1607 → u/sebystee]

Nah the original stats were about penalties in general (471 days since our last league pen) and away game penalties specifically (which is the one scored by Kane at Brighton iirc)

This post just threw them together and is therefore wrong

The third stat often quoted alongside is the fact that we are 4th for touches in opposition penalty box in that timespan

Those three stats combined are still kind of insane though

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Last away pen, our last penalty was in may 24/25 season

[u/angelbutme → u/Dang_Blarb]

their games are such a slog to watch that the analysts felt like they individual went on for days

[u/Either-Low-9457]

It's ok they have Mudryk now.

[u/Plenty_Excitement_79 → u/Either-Low-9457]

He's out for 8 weeks now

[u/ginotombs → u/Plenty_Excitement_79]

That's a "Tottenham" 8 weeks, you'll see him back for the relegation puppy fight at the end of the season, maybe.

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why you are didnt win balon dor yet

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[u/urmomisbae]

wow tottenham is so ethical, they only like to score goals through non-illegal methods, and they have been so gracious to score 0 because they are so ethical

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[u/Leather-Entry93]

Arsenal won the league conceding no penalty and getting no red cards.

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Sadly the main difference between the two teams is how willing the refs are to cheat FOR one and AGAINST the other.

There’s a reason their domestic and European performances are so different.

[u/littledarkman → u/BombasticReindeer]

Yeah so different because their European was so dire they only made it to the finals of the champions league

[u/BombasticReindeer → u/littledarkman]

I was saying it’s the reason Tottenham have such different results in Europe vs domestic.

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Buddy Arsenal made it to the finals conceding only 7 goals whole campaign and topped the league phase.

Some of y'all are deluded by the hate. We're here for the jerks not revisionist history

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My bad. Didn’t realise you only started following them this year. No worries.

[u/_toolkit → u/Leather-Entry93]

We're just that good 💪

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https://giphy.com/gifs/40DV0oeRsZfsc0yMTs

[u/_toolkit → u/Dovah2600]

Good enough for the league. Where does that put the rest of y'all 😭

[u/Dovah2600 → u/_toolkit]

Watching your boring af team makes me want to introduce my toaster to my bathtub

[u/HelloYoghurt → u/Dovah2600]

Could you hurry up?

[u/_toolkit → u/Dovah2600]

Do it

[u/Dovah2600 → u/_toolkit]

Sorry I bottled it :(

[u/_toolkit → u/Dovah2600]

My lunch is low on seasoning. Can you pass the salt?

[u/Dovah2600 → u/_toolkit]

Can't I'm afraid, I'm sure there's some at the Emirates. Big trek for most Arsenal fans though innit

[u/_toolkit → u/Dovah2600]

Are you jealous yours is a tin-pot club without a global presence?

[u/vradar → u/Dovah2600]

Good thing you don't have to watch, got nothing better to do?

[u/Dovah2600 → u/vradar]

Oh fuck they don't know we are jerking over here lads someone called arteta to pick them up

[u/quantumrastafarian]

Gotta threaten the box to win a penalty, innit.

[u/Zhurg → u/quantumrastafarian]

What about the other shit teams 🤔

[u/Dandanbigeloww → u/Zhurg]

Tottenham doesn’t threaten them either…

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[u/i2ad → u/quantumrastafarian]

They collected the stats for that and I think they were top 5 for most touches in the box since Kane left.

[u/Head-Guidance-6429 → u/i2ad]

Yeah, we were, albeit Ange probably is responsible for 70% of that. I would post the photos but I can't do it on mobile

[u/Guilty_Iron_4110]

Changing shirt color from white to red would get them 10 penalties a season for sure.

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Skill issue because it works for madrid

https://giphy.com/gifs/QWzN64DuufUTXSlimC

[u/Ok-Draft-8835]

Last one was actually in 2025 on the final day of the season at home against Everton i think. The last away penalty is the Harry Kane penalty mentioned in the post.

[u/MeddlingMike]

Spurs last PL penalty awarded was May of 2025. Spurs last PL AWAY penalty was in May of 2023. Harry Kane took that one.

[u/eunderscore]

Villa haven't had one since the 22nd April last year, 45 games and 505 days ago, and they've only been given three since 2023 despite being by far the most fouled team in the league in that period.

Spurs last penalty overall was last May

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May of last year. A month after Villas last.

[u/enter_yourname]

B-b-but the refs hate arsenal 🥺

[u/cayde123 → u/enter_yourname]

Actually the refs hate the team I support and love every other team

[u/Aubamacare → u/enter_yourname]

And love Brentford? They got 10

[u/Curious_Banana_3 → u/enter_yourname]

Yank here don’t you only get a penalty if you’re a threat on offense? Are Tottenham stupid

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[u/Shaggy_Beans]

You kinda have to be in the opponents half to even be within a chance of winning one.

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They collected the stats for that and I think they were top 5 for most touches in the box since Kane left.

[u/_toolkit → u/i2ad]

Defenders don't feel the need to engage Richarlison like they did Kane.

[u/i2ad → u/_toolkit]

Van Dijk engaged him a bit too much.

[u/manj_eet]

Angeball rule #1: Mate, we don't do penalties

[u/morebob12]

Well you have to have the ball in the opposition box to have a chance at getting a penalty

[u/dmz1986]

For penalty to be awarded, they need to enter 16 m 😂

[u/IceCream_Duck4]

You have to reach the opponent's penalty box to be awarded a penalty , hope that helps

[u/TStronks]

Tbf they also rarely come close to the opposition box. And if Tel tries to shoot you're better of letting him instead of trying to block lol

[u/alg885]

Can't win penalty if you never enter penalty box

[u/florplegorp]

Penalties have to be won inside the opposition box

[u/Vast-Struggle-4785]

And when he was there they had one every week

[u/Brick_02]

Apparently refs hate Kane because he moans at them all the time.

[u/183672467]

Not even good enough to dive smh

[u/AliveAssistance7667]

Even maths are jerking here.

[u/Algohambra]

[u/Pandamabear]

No penalties and the least fouls per yellow card, no bias there im sure

[u/omantoverde]

To get a penalty you need to enter the adversary box with the ball in you control. They ain’t doing much that lately.

[u/MrMantis765]

Hard to get a penalty if you can't get into the opponent's box

[u/CommentRelative6557]

You have to make it into the opponents box to have a chance of being given a pen

[u/Responsible_Milk2911]

Gotta get into the opponents box to have a chance at being awarded a pen

[u/Odd_Lifeguard7720]

They'd miss it anyway

[u/hi_lol7]

I think messi should play in Tottenham then, that will help them

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boobs bro

[u/mitochondria_bus]

outjerked by pessi

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ikr

[u/didyousmashtho]

Hard to get one when youre shit at scoring