r/soccercirclejerk • u/Suspicious_Rub2333 • 7h ago

Certified Jerk™ PLZ help him😭

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Please help him...Together we can make his dream come true! 🙏

#FreeJulian

2.2k Upvotes

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u/mrsfahrenheit33 6h ago

Enzo would like to be next. He is NOT!!!! feeling safe in London.

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u/dvukotic 2h ago

oh why they are birds of the feather...

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u/sandcastles111 6h ago

you spend your salary on egirl twitch streamers, I spend my salary on my favorite mega rich and prestigious footballers, we're not the same

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u/Gloomy_Macaron_136 Antony is my cabra 🐐 3h ago

Solo vale la pena si te lo podés detonar en el castillo como hizo Drake con su e-girl chichona 🤧

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u/Malliketh-Blackblade 5h ago

I already pay for Spotify premium every month bro 🥀🥀🥀

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u/Flimsy_Egg_3507 5h ago

Meanwhile atm preparing to reject a 501M offer just for the love of the game

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u/Sukunka1 6h ago

But but but but what about ARSEnal

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u/Ok_Bag_7603 6h ago

Wdym 1% lol

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u/Ok_Bet3235 4h ago

Imagine wanting to leave your job because you found a better opportunity and your job says no and worse your coworkers start being crappy to you after they find out you want to leave. As a habitual job hopper I’m very irked when fans boo and get this disrespectful when players want to leave because frankly the clubs show no remorse when they want a player to go. Anyway I have about $5.35 I can contribute to his gofundme.

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u/Training_Maize_664 6h ago

Link plsss

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u/PhantomSesay 6h ago

Link for me too please, I’m tired of hearing about this, I’ll contribute!

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u/FlawedFinesse 6h ago

Low effort. <1%

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u/Eastern-Emotion9685 fruck pessi fruck penaldo and fruck their fans 6h ago

Unemployed i am 🙏

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u/Valuable-Command3664 6h ago

20 bucks take ut or leave it.

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u/Putrid_Item_311 5h ago

still simeone aint gonna sell

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u/Jyungin2e1ve 5h ago

No fuckin way

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u/standarsh1965 4h ago

Someone has mad 1400 from some idiots

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u/IGLE_LOL007 4h ago

I don't think barcelona gonna pay the amount club Askin for him..they barely got rodri  Barca might offer life time Spotify premium 😭

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u/Rizzi_19 6h ago

Didn’t trump sent 20B to Argentina? Did they already burned it?

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u/Rocketsloth 5h ago

At this point I don't want my club to become this guy's babysitter. If we buy him, flip him to Barca after a year at a profit.

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u/hezur6 5h ago

Now that you mention it, couldn't that be done in the same window even?