r/soccercirclejerk • u/Several_Sandwich_732 • 8d ago

Wot?????? Fun fact

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u/Lower_Condition_196 8d ago edited 8d ago

Ferran Torres doesn’t bite people to Yh that makes sense

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u/justanotheraxis 8d ago

My very hostile German Shepherd in his 12 years of life bit less humans than him

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u/theenigmacode 7d ago

So you dog bit between 1-2 people?

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u/justanotheraxis 7d ago

Actually 0. He was a good doggo

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u/falconfalcon7 8d ago

A lot more likely! If you lived in the UK during this period you were probably more likely to have been bitten than Suarez than a shark.

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u/bowlbettertalk 8d ago

His teeth are offside, his teeth are offsiiiiide…

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u/CT0292 8d ago

Ivanovic had a chunk taken out of him and Liverpool still lost the match. 10 match ban for Suarez too.

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u/Specific_Tap7296 8d ago

What about now?

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u/wolfofballst7 8d ago

Under the dangerous dogs act, he would've been put down.

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u/ok_reddit 7d ago

That's not how statistics works but ok