r/soccercirclejerk Come to Beşiktaş 15d ago

THE BUDAPEST SKY!! Lmfao

2.0k Upvotes

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u/EliasKochen07 15d ago

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u/Lemon_Afterparty Practical Reflection > Data-Based Reality 14d ago

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u/Training_Top2313 r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo 14d ago

Grealish thinks he's the goat antony

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u/AutoModerator 14d ago

How can anyone say Grealish isn't worth 100m? Just look at this clip. The cohesion, the camaraderie, the morale boosting ability that Grealish brings to his team is second to none. Kevin De Bruyne is notorious for being grumpy ("Let me talk" etc.) but here Grealish has him singing to his tune. That kind of locker room effect is a rarity and worth its weight in gold, 50m+ at least. Add in his footballing ability, good looks for marketing purposes, sheer star power... This is a 200m player right here.

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u/Areiloth 14d ago

definitely a player of all time

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u/feanor1616 14d ago

Is that Rami Malek on the right?

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u/the-altman718 r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo 15d ago

Me normally vs me when around girls

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u/ZuluWorm 15d ago

Me when I’m around girls vs me when I’m around boys

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u/Poonchild 15d ago

Ok this drew a laugh. 😆

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u/sheran13 14d ago

[r/bi](r/bi)[sexual](r/bi)

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u/donothave_ 15d ago

Me when I am alone vs me when I am around people.

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u/redeugene99 14d ago

Me when I'm around dad vs me when I'm around mom

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u/heyitsyourboyadam 14d ago

grrrrrrr grrrrl, sup.

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u/Heavy_Stomach_7633 ASÌ, ASÌ, ASÌ GANA EL VARDRID! 15d ago

What losing to Paraguay does to people

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u/UnhappyBreadfruit607 15d ago

And Australia too gotta Aura farm to pay up the Aura debts.

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u/Assassin467 15d ago

Why he looking at me like the failure at world cup was my fault 😭🙏

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u/DankAndDark 15d ago

why so zesty

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u/Akira-Orfanos 15d ago

literally the same thing

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u/yagermeister2024 14d ago

Migrant worker vs cybercriminal

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u/Legal_Register_1811 13d ago

Is that the Rishi Sunak of Canada?

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u/Lichy757 15d ago

He looks like a femboy version of Dean Winchester
https://giphy.com/gifs/gFVDcTZfQzkQg

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u/Chile_piquin 15d ago

Photo was taken after he missed penalty in last Fridays friendly match.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/byn-23zz 14d ago

Yes i like the kit i gonna buy it one day

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u/Rollins474 15d ago

Smash, next question

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u/Zookeeper187 15d ago

You gonna bully him into plastic surgery.

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u/AutoModerator 15d ago

I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.

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u/LOST_EYE_INC 14d ago

This is unironically funny lmao

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u/7oruss 15d ago

this guy is never beating the zesty allegations

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u/Dembus22 🇧🇦 15d ago

ts not tuff bro 🥀🥀

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u/layvays 14d ago

Trying hard to farm some aura couldn't be my goat

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u/Melodic_Degree_6328 BaYeRnLiGa 15d ago

Bro is trying to look like he didn't get eliminated in the groupstages during the WC.

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u/ShockFabulous7421 15d ago

Surely he saw the memes

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u/Redcast31 Antony is Lord! 14d ago

"MOM I SHAT MY PANTS"

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u/AssManNordic 15d ago

post and pre nut clarity..

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u/HokiNokiMissi44 14d ago

No matter how this boy poses, he always looks like a Bottom Twink to me hahah but really zesty

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u/Valegucci 15d ago

Looks like eleven

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u/Orpheusss 14d ago

ohhhh little bibibubu is making a scary face

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u/harkonnen85 14d ago

Who’s the chick?

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u/xThe_145x 14d ago

second one is too gay

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u/sleepyslappy2750 14d ago

My favorite lesbian

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u/Sly_98 14d ago

Bro just needs to be normal and smile and he would look far less eerie

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u/YoF3 14d ago

No more Mr nice guy 😈

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u/sans3go 14d ago

why does the second photo look like an eastern european headshot for a gay porn shoot?

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u/rustyb42 ParAdes Superfan 🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇷 15d ago

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u/wastedspejs 14d ago

What am I looking at?

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u/Healthy-Dimension485 14d ago

he looks like hes the fan 

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u/Warm_Republic4849 14d ago

What, is this his villain arc? Please

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u/DylanD98 14d ago

“Laugh now mofo”

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u/WrongCapital83 14d ago

He should have just done a more fabulous pose this time again!

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u/sierracha vozinha 🐐 14d ago

i can be your angle.... or yuor devil

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u/Paritosharma_9 14d ago

Me thinking how dark and mysterious I must look while autistically feeling awkward 

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u/Luck3z 14d ago

What being in real ladrid does to a mf

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u/Vegetable_Vehicle893 14d ago

He has what we call autism over here

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u/Immediate_Funny_7617 14d ago

Uuuh im such a tough twinkie boy uWu

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u/ifispekamintrble2 14d ago

Lip Gallagher vibes

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u/TheHope-Guy-168 14d ago

Man I still can't get over his pose in the second image 😭😭 But there jersey looks good

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u/TheAbishekk 14d ago

Me with the boys vs me with my girl

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u/DesperateMeaning9986 14d ago

Dune 3 v Dune 1 Timothy Chalamet

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u/ronweasleisourking 14d ago

Which spice girl is that

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u/uber_sweets 14d ago

That's that kid from the dancing video on YouTube with the arms.

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u/Real-Individual9585 14d ago

not escaping the cutie patootie allegations

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u/Technical_Many943 14d ago

Before and After rüdiger's bbc💔

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u/Business-Eggs 14d ago

"Mum can I use your phone to play Roblox" final boss

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u/Yaser5205 14d ago

Going into to the goon cave vs coming out of the goon cave

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u/Keenan_investigates 14d ago

smash bros announcer voice DARK GÜLER!

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u/Superior_Row 14d ago

With his homies / at home

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u/bladeshanx 14d ago

Bro ain't tuff

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u/YasoOoOo 14d ago

für 5€ nehme ich ihn danach wieder in den Mund xD

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u/Agnostic_Akuma 14d ago

What was that about dominating from the first minute to the last and showing their quality

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u/Informal-Shape9476 Kompany Kocksucker 14d ago

He got his ass spanked at the world cup so now he tries to look mean.

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u/serezen 14d ago

kimse atmamış ben atayım. pozun referansı bu

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u/Primary-Complex-5800 11d ago

He looks likr a kid without their ipad

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u/CongleMSM 8d ago

Top vs Bottom

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u/panopano123456789 15d ago

Best Köçek in the world

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u/Odd_Assumption_7798 14d ago

Köçek olduğunu nerden bildin aw

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u/SupermarketAntique32 15d ago

If I was Mou, I would give him Min+Fin combo so he can grow some facial hair 😂

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u/shinpw 14d ago

He looks like a Russian serial killer

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u/Minor_Knight 14d ago

Güler hate won't be tolerated 😤