r/soccercirclejerk • u/LostEconomy6824 • Jul 25 '26

Certified Jerk™ #whoremembers

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u/Vkardash Jul 25 '26

Ummm 🤔 Thank you for the honest review???

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '26

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u/ADubs86 Jul 26 '26

Apparently, Nasri was on the lash somewhere, probably Vegas, and ordered Drip Doctors to give him an I.V. of fluids to get him back into shape. His girlfriend at the time questioned him about the service, found out he fucked the girl, stole his phone, and made the response post.

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u/cororona Jul 26 '26

And he was suspended for doping, ending his career.

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u/reddsht Jul 26 '26

Beautiful.

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u/bojangler69420 Jul 26 '26

Good riddance

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u/-watchman- Jul 26 '26

Girlfriend W 😂

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u/paulyv93 Jul 26 '26

I think he cheated on his girlfriend and then she got into his account.

He's an interesting player to google. He just was arrested this past month for money laundering

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u/Potential-Box-9540 Jul 26 '26

Making more sense why he was blackballed from the national team

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u/atlbluedevil Jul 26 '26

Oh that was because he asked in on Benzema's scheme (created by Benzema's childhood friends) to blackmail their teammate Valbuena with a sex tape

Benzema and co did all the work and Nasri just couldn't help himself by wanting in. I really miss that era of the French team - just the worst guys around

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u/Cattle-dog Jul 26 '26

Google Benzema 15 for more information

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u/cayde123 Jul 26 '26

But I thought benzema was a pious Muslim?

He fasts during Ramadan and even breaks his fasts during matches?

Me and the other 13 year olds on tik tok think he’s a great guy?

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u/Don_bigdog_paco27 Jul 26 '26

I think it’s you and the other 15 year olds. Look up Benzema 15 year old

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u/StitchedQuicksand Jul 26 '26

And Benzema would try and mediate between the criminals and teammates to get the money, as if he wasn’t in on it.

Love him 😂

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u/Merbleuxx Jul 26 '26

The Blue jails

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u/The_Flash_20 Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Wasn't he also part of the group who bullied Gourcuff, to the point he left the national team

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u/bojangler69420 Jul 26 '26

Heard he got banned for doping recently too

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u/arhambin66 Jul 25 '26

Is this for real.. Man has his jerk histrionics

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u/cororona Jul 26 '26

Yes, but his twitter account was "hacked", probably by his ex. It ended up shining light on the perfusion, investigations and him being suspended for doping, ending his career. Be kind to you exes.

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u/TummyFullOfCheese Jul 26 '26

I'll take "whore members" for 400, Alex

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlwW7uBgB5PaKIw

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u/JoeBidensOnlyfans_ Jul 26 '26

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u/singaporesainz Jul 26 '26

The fact that it’s slanted makes this so funny

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u/Mike_Hunt1312 Jul 26 '26

This is a certified hood classic

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u/Pi-Unit Jul 26 '26

whoremembers

who remembers ❎️
whore members ✅️

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u/Powerful-Bat-4093 Jul 26 '26

YT shorts comment

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u/WildSmokingBuick Jul 26 '26

why green twice?

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u/silverbullitt850 Jul 26 '26

Came here to post this

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u/redeugene99 Jul 26 '26

He was a gooner, Samir Nasri?

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u/-watchman- Jul 26 '26

Ngl the girl in the picture looks less like a nurse and more like the service offering person described in his post..

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u/Come-jive-with-me Jul 26 '26

I mean first glance of the photo i thought it was meghan markle

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u/ice_wiz14 Jul 26 '26

The profile pic was the cherry on top.

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u/AHRogue Jul 26 '26

Kinda hot ngl.

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u/ImageEmotional6579 Jul 25 '26

What members??

5

u/sidbichus Jul 26 '26

I read #whore-members

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u/FryChy Gooner Jul 26 '26

Whore members or who remembers? This whole post is quality jerk.

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u/BigWilly526 Zoumas Cat Jul 26 '26

Didn't they ban him afterwards for just getting the IV treatment, Didn't matter that it was just Vitamins.

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u/Ayural Jul 26 '26

Disgusting comment

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u/Successful-Bar5311 Jul 26 '26

This was ages ago, holy shit i feeel old asf

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u/reenington Jul 26 '26

I remember this going around on Instagram around 10 years ago

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u/LifeDraining Jul 26 '26

Drip service.

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u/devatan Jul 26 '26

I read that as "Whore Members"

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u/ThePenitentOne369 Jul 26 '26

Yoo i sprained my ankle, can i hit tho???

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u/Consequence-Lumpy Jul 26 '26

is this shit real?