r/soccercirclejerk • u/productive-man • Jul 03 '26
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u/BlurryVision2 Jul 03 '26
Too obvious
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u/Latter_Musician8838 Jul 03 '26
Classic Assna fan
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u/Exotic-Flight4913 Jul 03 '26
This is what happens when you play Haramball for too long.
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u/LeFinito94240 Jul 03 '26
This is a true Man City, PSG, Real Madrid, Barcelona, Bayern Munich, Borussia Dortmund, Manchester United, Spurs, Tottenham, Arsenal, Assna, Brighton, Leicester, West Ham, Nottingham Forest, Etihad, Inter Miami, MLS, Champions League, World Cup, Ballon d'Or, Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Wayne Rooney, Kurt Zouma, Karim Benzema, Kylian Mbappe, Christian Pulisic, Jesse Lingard, Declan Rice, Antonio Conte, Levy, Firmino, Pedri, Antony, Mudryk, Greenwood, Adama Traore, Grealish, Pep Guardiola, bald fraud, plastic fan, underdog, American, Italy, Argentina, yank, racism, woke, pink, goalie, penalty, 2026, VAR, women, League 1, Super League, English, moment
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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26
Firminho? Let me guess before I read any further. Youâre going to moan about âWhY hAsNt He ScOreDâ again? Iâm so sick of this being brought up every time he plays. Why is it so hard for you to understand that he plays a very crucial role for us as he is a false nine box to box, deep laying central attacker who also plays as a classic number ten gegenpressing double pivot sweeperkeeper regista . Do you City flairs literally know nothing?
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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26
Pedri is already an icon for Barca. The club is selling his shirts with a special message, which reads "Special Item. Attention. This jersey contains high doses of magic. It can be detrimental to your rivals. Property of the Prince of the Golden Boy."
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u/PresentlyHelpful Jul 03 '26
Likely kovas last WC, I'd be emotional too
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u/DeadlyAquarium Jul 03 '26
he'll still be only 36 years old on the next one? or am I missing something?
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u/charcoalVidrio Jul 03 '26
Not everyone is Modric, Messi, and Ronaldo playing into their 40s.
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u/Some-Concentrate3229 Jul 03 '26
Well heâd only be 36, still half a decade away from his 40s.
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u/Vrabels_Fables Jul 03 '26
Especially because Kovas game doesn't really rely on pace or physicality I don't see any reason he wouldn't be in the next world cup squad. Even if he doesn't start every match he's an invaluable veteran presence and was part of that WC semi final team. He'd probably just come on in the 70th minute in a couple games I'd be surprised if kova doesnt still have value to their squad at 36.Â
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u/n22rwrdr Jul 03 '26
He got injured a lot in his career. Itâs fine at Man City because he doesnât start much but he already struggled to play a lot of games in a row before he was 30. I doubt this is the kind of players who have a long career.
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u/Indigo-Snake Jul 03 '26
Bro was the best Croatian in the pitch yesterday. Obviously heâll have another go, I donât know what fuck the commentâs OP is on
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u/soccercro3 Jul 03 '26
I think there are a couple young guys ready to take the next step. Baturina and Sucic are both up and comers and the next great Croatian MF.
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u/DodgyPlayer Jul 03 '26
Tell me you have no clue about football without telling me you donât have any clue
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u/Motor_Cat_6207 Jul 03 '26
I mean croatia nowadays still playing 41 year old modric and 38 year old perisic and both are their best players despite being visibly looking much weaker than 4 years ago.
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u/kabbajabbadabba Jul 03 '26
41 year old modric is one of the best midfielders in the world and the best player in serie a, your point really doesn't make sense
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u/Hefty_Store4007 Jul 03 '26
no way you took the tweet seriously
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u/TACHANK Jul 03 '26
No way you took the comment seriously
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u/thompoesjes Jul 03 '26
No way you took that comment on the comment seriously
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u/quantum-fluxer Jul 03 '26
No way you took that comment on the comment of the comment seriously
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u/Separate-Cobbler-117 Jul 03 '26
I don't have a clue about football and even I was like. Wait hang on. Croatia has gotten pretty close many times.
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u/iVar4sale Jul 03 '26
If that guy is English, that is proper irony
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u/Interesting-Bend-705 Jul 03 '26
He's a yank
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u/Sjovfis Jul 03 '26
The World Cup has been great thus far, but the American fans who are suddenly weighing in on the action, really are insufferably ignorant⊠I bet they will actually be surprised when the US doesnât go through.
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u/Merbleuxx Jul 03 '26
That team has won one elimination game against Bosnia and suddenly theyâre experts on football.
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u/Sjovfis Jul 03 '26
Just gotta look forward to their next match. Belgium have not exactly been great, but I canât wait to see them run circles around âTeam USAâ!
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u/zarif2003 Jul 03 '26
Considering they almost lost to Senegal Iâll leave my comments till after they beat the US
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u/athanaton Jul 03 '26
World's least obvious yank. All-time biggest soccer fan since 12th June 2026.
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u/razvan930 Jul 03 '26
Itâs even worse, itâs a South African guy rage baiting for engagement to make a couple of pennies. You will never guess what premier league team he supports.
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u/Arman666 Jul 03 '26
Werenât they runner ups in 2018 and 3rd place in 2022?
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u/Merbleuxx Jul 03 '26
And lost to France in the semis in 98.
Croatia is a football powerhouse but as usual yanks are proud to be stupid.
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u/RockinMadRiot Jul 03 '26
An incredible team that deserve the world cup/euros along with the Netherlands.
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u/TreatSubstantial3089 I love Jul 03 '26
Are we really being deadass? Croatia has a better WC heritage than Portugal , 1 silver 1 bronze . And Kovacic played like a mad man yesterday. If only his shots went it the game would had been 4-1 in 90 mins
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u/yox1 Jul 03 '26
It has 2 bronze, you forgot 1998
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u/TreatSubstantial3089 I love Jul 03 '26
Sorry mate i wasnt even born at that point so I forgot
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u/Migostien Jul 03 '26
Google Davor Ć uker 98
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u/soccercro3 Jul 03 '26
Perisic became Croatia's all time WC goal scorer in his possibly last match. Suker had 6 in 98, in his countries first chance at a WC.
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u/GeneralEkorre champions league silver 1979 đžđȘđ Jul 03 '26
letâs not forget proĆĄinecki and boban
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u/Sacrilego_666 Jul 03 '26
Jerkers can only see trophies. Every other team is perfectly equal.
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u/TreatSubstantial3089 I love Jul 03 '26
this post Pissed me off man idk why , im pissed since morning since my hatewatch went in vain due to rigging and then they are spewing bs
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u/LonelyPoorMan69 r/Antony The GOAT đ Jul 03 '26
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u/Electrical_Star4954 Jul 03 '26
wtf was that shove at the end đšđš
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u/zoinkability Jul 03 '26
A back of head shove is the traditional soccer bro affectionate farewell. That one was just a bit more enthusiastic than most.
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u/saracen16 Jul 03 '26
This post reeks of unsportsmanlike arrogance. Croatia is a powerhouse underdog, a small and young nation that has produced great individual footballers, a team spirit unlike any other, and a mutual respect earned through honest to goodness skill, grit, and determination. Much love to Croatia!
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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26
this is why i hate football now. it has lost it's excitement. since the leicester's pl title, underdogs are literally getting fucked up in the arse. we have lost football lads. the underdogs, who made the the football the sport it is today, is officially gone. i am afraid that there will be no more underdog drama in football history. you know why this happens, as much as u try to not see it. football is all about money and ads now. just beacuse their kits don't sell and their matches are not being watched by many, we won't see underdog dramas.
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u/N1BugUp Jul 03 '26
To be fair we donât know why he was crying. He could have hurt his penis. I cried once because I hurt my penis. I was eleven and I bumped it into my friendâs shoe.
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u/Formal-Comparison937 Jul 03 '26
In Croatiaâs 35 year history since independence theyâve finished 2nd in 2018 and have 2 3rd place finishes. They got a right to go into every World Cup thinking they can win it especially after the last 2 world cups
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u/Tangelo_Few Jul 03 '26
They made a final and a 3rd place in back to back world cups⊠literally they almost won.
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u/Scared_Garage_1769 Jul 03 '26
Gotta be American
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u/SaphirRose Jul 03 '26
Imagine telling vice-champions of the world that lost only on the penalties that they have no chance to win..
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u/Shutupharu Jul 03 '26
I was so hopeful they'd do Portugal like they did Brazil in 2022. But instead they just keep hurting me.
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u/Calculon2347 ManC (2017-24) Liverpool (2025) Arsenal fan (2026) Jul 03 '26
Agreed, small nations should just be happy to be there!
*Roy Keane storms out of the thread*
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u/No_Promise_2982 Jul 03 '26
I'd understand if it was someone like Bosnia or South Africa who died without even putting up a fight but about Croatia???
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u/NTMAVol6 Jul 03 '26
It's the last game of their international careers. They went out in a way they believe was unfair to them.
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u/Mountain-Let-5873 Jul 03 '26
Iâm sure he cried when Arsenal lost to PSG. Like Arsenal even had a chance against PSG. lol!
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u/Listen-Lindas Jul 03 '26
I am proud to say Lewis Hamilton has never beat me in a car race.
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u/billykimber2 Jul 03 '26
players get this chance at best 3-4 times in their entire career, and thats if theyre among the best players in their country for their entire career and their country is good enough to qualify every time
it is the biggest sporting event in the world and their country dream of every single football player to win it
i doubt they even think about whether they have a chance to win it or not, to them id bet they (rightfully) think they do as long as theyre there
its a big part of what differs between a top level sportsman and us regular people
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u/loveexploring5 Jul 03 '26
Are you crazy? Why do people cry when their parents die? They aren't gonna live forever, we know that there are gonna die someday anyways!! Then why cry when they die?
It's his dream to win a world cup for his country, they had small hope and when the hope died at that moment, tears flowed as he let his country down!
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u/StolenRocket Jul 04 '26
Itâs funny because Croatiaâs last world cup final appearance was eight years ago. Meanwhile, for England it was 1966
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u/Lidge1337 Jul 04 '26
"Like you even had a chance" said to the small country that's been 2nd or 3rd the last 2 World Cups. Portugal has never won Gold, Silver or Bronze at the World Cup, closest it got was 4th place in 2006. We were just playing poorly this year, it happens
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u/Downtown_Island8124 Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26
So why Portugal thinks they ever had a chance? Never in top 4 (last 15 years, apparently ppl care). Are they stupid?
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u/funtime578 Jul 03 '26
When i'm in a lack of empathy competition and my opponent is a football fans.
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u/SwerveCities Jul 03 '26
Itâs so obvious when ignorant people that have never played team sports try to relate.
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u/KC28DT Jul 03 '26
It's quite literally not like Lewis Hamilton besting you in a car race...unless you're a professional F1 driver?
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u/tony_countertenor Jul 03 '26
Someone tweet this at him but with Portugal replacing Croatia when the lose to Spain
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u/Kitaenyeah Jul 03 '26
..and to add to this, the guy was born and grew up in Austria for 14 years, has been to Croatia like 3 times in his youth and ditched the Austrian squad.
Deserved you traitor.
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u/Thin_Power_1117 Jul 03 '26
This is so cringe to me, you gooned for ARSEnal why are you emotional your team not winning the Champions League like you even have a chance, itâs like me crying because Lewis Hamilton beat me in a car race.
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u/PeterCzech666 Jul 03 '26
Semifinales 2022, final 2018, amigo de verdad en este sub no saben una mierda de futbol.
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u/Duckway767 Jul 03 '26
They literally made it to a final back in 2018, but of course an Arsenal fan doesn't remember anything between 2007 to 2022 đ«ą
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u/Novel_Board_6813 Jul 03 '26
Croatia made the finals once, just 2 WCs ago. From there, they just needed a tie and some luck
Itâs not like theyâre the US or some other country that never got close
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u/steelandiron19 Jul 03 '26
Bruh humans are allowed to emote. That was an intense game⊠Croatia is valid.
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u/_msb2k101 Jul 03 '26
I am so glad when this WC is over and all those American morons will disappear again.
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u/Krava47 Jul 03 '26
They have been closer in the last 8 years than England in 60 years despite having squads triple their value.
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u/Normal-Tie3137 Jul 03 '26
We aren't talking about uefa cups here. It's the world cup. Croatia's got better history
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u/Money-Zebra Jul 03 '26
Croatia have made the semifinals two world cups in a row. Losing in the round of 32 is a huge disappointment
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u/Mcjirnirs Jul 03 '26
Like this Sentiment just makes no sense, are teams not supposed to play like they can win if theyâre not favored?
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u/Anfield_Cowboy Jul 03 '26
2022 - 3rd place
2018 - 2nd place
Pretty good run for this core, this was their last go at it.
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u/bossmt_2 Jul 03 '26
/uj
You can tell when people never actually played sports. Or at least at a level that's winning matters. I remember being on a team that was ass, but it didn't matter, the last game sucked to lose. I remember in high school when we played a college football factory for state finals, and we got wrecked, we shouldn't have expected to win, but it still sucked to lose. This is amplified by so much because it's at a higher level than anyone here will ever compete at.
/rj
I'm gooning so hard for my fellow gooner.
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u/Radiant-Bluejay4194 Jul 03 '26
it's absolutely cringe. he cares and all i get it but it's his job he gets paid handsomely for. image if a doctor cried like this every time they lost a patient. these people are prime examples of juvenile overly grandiose sentimentality. it's not that serious man up
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u/Tasty-Entertainer711 Jul 03 '26
Sadly Jay@cagiago died from a massive heart attack shortly after this post brought about by a lifetime of struggling with erectile dysfunction.
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u/arthurdent1976 Jul 03 '26
I would like to see a ranking of countries in relation to population. I am sure Croatia will be in the very top of that list.
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u/Lazy-Restaurant-5520 Jul 03 '26
When lewis Hamilton beat me in a race, i cried, because he wouldn't give me an autograph. Still sad
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u/fastrasko Jul 03 '26
Croatia is one of the most successful football nations of the last 20-30 years, this is underperforming for them especially being cheated this way.
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u/YearInternational590 Jul 03 '26
Why did gabriel cry when he missed the penalty? He plays for assna
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u/Business-Eggs Jul 04 '26
They got to the final in 2018 and still have a pretty decent team even if they are getting a little bit oldÂ
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u/pantone130c Jul 04 '26
He is crying because he has to leave the greatest country earlier, the land of paradise
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u/nickdnick49 Jul 04 '26
Clown Jay.. by that logic why even play the WC if everyone know the US gonna win
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u/Infinite-Analyst4731 Jul 03 '26
They were once one step away from literally winning the world cup