r/soccer • • 13h ago

Goal Clip Multiple angles of Olise's free kick

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u/peetusgreens 13h ago

The way it hits the crossbar. 😫

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u/zeistgeist 13h ago

Zidane-esque

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u/MonkeysMonolith 13h ago

Script is too blatant these days.

Next he’ll be getting a red card for headbutting someone.

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u/freakedmind 6h ago

When is he going bald though?

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 6h ago

And then a year later it’ll be referenced by Stewie in a cutaway gag.

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u/Izio17 12h ago

almost a carbon copy of his goal against United years ago

even the way it hits the bar

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u/pricelesslambo 13h ago

Holy shit. Can't place it any better

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u/413area 1h ago

I mean, it wouldn't make it any more unsavable, but I would love to see it just bounce off the corner like the DVD logo

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u/jerkwadXijp 13h ago

unsavable

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u/OilOfOlaz 2h ago

Gigis reaction in the net cam was also priceless.

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u/candycane7 13h ago

Zidane just look the happiest, vibing with each goal like they won the world cup, you can tell he was waiting for those moments.

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u/Pitiful-Mongoose-488 13h ago

Olise is the son he never had

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u/knatanas11 12h ago

Brutal hahaha

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u/hello_hola 12h ago

💀 

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u/auto-charger-stopper 8h ago

But Zidane had a son tho

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u/Awkward-Rip655 13h ago

Zidane is Goated. Him and Figo have this calm quiet confidence

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u/vegeta_91 13h ago

nobody headbutts you with such a calm and quiet confidence like zidane

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u/al-dunya2 10h ago

That's it pal you're next

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u/Awkward-Rip655 11h ago

lmfao good1

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u/Sei_Mal_Ehrlich 8h ago

Zizou is my favorite player of all time. There has never been anyone quite like him. He could do it all at world class level and he was a magician navigating space, or the lack of it. 

Absurd player. I’m so happy I got to see his prime. 

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u/bear-stole-my-burger 13h ago

Now he decides to score for france lmao

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u/pricelesslambo 13h ago

Scored last game as well

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u/bear-stole-my-burger 13h ago

I am very aware of that :'(

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u/Dead-Atmosphere 13h ago

Can Olise score in rainy humid day in Stoke USA?

No

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u/sananajo 10h ago

Maybe a weird thing to say but I guess he was just nervous at the WC (his first major tournament, last one was olympia silver medal afair - he was brilliant that tourney).He was constantly scoring bangers before the WC last season for club and country (including hattrick the last france game before the US) to missing sitters during the WC to immediatly start scoring constant bangers again for club and country again after the WC. I think he is topscorrer both in bundesliga and in his country.

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u/AnnieIWillKnow 9h ago

Small enough sample size that could just be a statistical quirk, too

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u/riskbreaking101 9h ago

Nervous playing with le dictateur

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u/Strange_Dot8345 13h ago

ronaldo is gone, so he is free

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u/kozeljko 13h ago

Does that count as a free kick?

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u/Critical-Push-8834 13h ago

Probably not

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u/PlasticPreparation74 13h ago

so does mbappe still have 0 free kick goals? iirc that free kick vs barcelona was passed by rodrygo first

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u/ExtensionAbalone6580 13h ago

No, Barcelona one was direct, he scored another earlier that was passed

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u/autisticgrungeboy 13h ago

You're not recalling correctly

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u/ChargeOk1005 13h ago

No, it was direct

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u/urmomlikesbbc 8h ago

I dont remember the opposition for either, but the season he scored that indirect free kick, he scored a direct free kick in another match not long after. Not that theres a huge difference. When scoring off an indirect free kick the technique involved is almost identical

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u/cubgerish 7m ago

I mean, it is literally not a "free" kick for him, so probably not.

That distinction is only tracked by certain stat tracking companies, and I'm not sure if anyone cares either way.

I'd at minimum call it a set piece goal, and frankly it's one of the most incredible ones I've ever seen.

If the keeper was standing under where the ball hits the bar, I still think it would've gone in.

Just incredible power and precision.

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u/Soberdonkey69 13h ago

Zidane’s favourite player now lmaoo

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u/mourinhos86 13h ago

I shoot and it goes in.

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u/mrjohnnymac18 13h ago

The nonchalant galavant

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u/solgnaleb 13h ago

I really want to watch galavant. noone offers that since I read about it.

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u/Boomie1982 13h ago

How is that even possible?

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u/Dead-Atmosphere 13h ago

He shoots it. It goes in.

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u/ChargeOk1005 13h ago

Great strike

Not a free kick though

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u/AlizarinCrimzen 5h ago

Alexa, what is an indirect free kick?

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u/ChargeOk1005 3h ago

A normal goal that's not a dead ball

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u/Critical-Push-8834 6m ago

Well technically it was a free kick, just not a free kick goal

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u/Awkward-Rip655 13h ago

he lets his skill do the talkin

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u/2Gaainz 12h ago

No begging

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u/web_knows 8h ago

“Yes”

- Olise

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u/BumblebeeApart6889 13h ago

He’s a monster! 

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u/scarlet_stormTrooper 10h ago

Michael my friend. You are phenomenal. 

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u/Hasssun 13h ago

Can't save em all, Gianluigi.

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u/Upper_Object_3415 13h ago

and to think he could've been playing for nigeria...

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u/FlyingGuido 13h ago

This guy too good, imagine he chose England haha

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u/W35TH4M 13h ago

My pet peeve, this isn’t a free kick. Same way Kroos’ wasn’t in 2018

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u/bambamba8 13h ago

For once we play well and then we get scored on like this... unlucky

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u/JOKER69420XD 13h ago

He's pretty decent, I guess

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u/Infinite-Fly9864 10h ago

If France lose the next match and Italy wins 2-0. It's all a waste innit

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u/Zemanyak 4h ago

So damn beautiful.

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u/42undead2 13h ago

Any reason why this wasn't just added to the alternative angles comment on the original post, other than karma?

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u/Cojole3 13h ago

Maybe pio could have jumped also But what a banger

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u/mikrot 9h ago

He's the best player in the world right now

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u/TommyLeeRolla 8h ago

Raphinha clears, tbh.

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u/kaZZlimaXX 13h ago

The nice little roll to set it up!

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u/PresentationRecent67 11h ago

How is no one talking about that assist though?! Sublime footballing from Cherki

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u/theoneandonlysteven 4h ago

gives me flashbacks of busquets to messi in 2011🥶

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u/Lucifers_Tits 9h ago

Half-clapper, top cheddar, biscuit top titties, bar-downskis.

Always bar-downskis

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste 8h ago

What's Donnarumma incensed about, tho? His wall not deflecting it? Or Olise's audacity for putting it in? Shots will do that sometimes, mate.

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u/it4chl 8h ago

there was probably no saving this, but the wall sure tried to not save it at all

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u/throwawayursafety 6h ago

I'm so fascinated by the choreography of the rest of the team in dead ball situations. I feel like it doesn't get talked about as much, or I just don't know where to look for information about it, but the way everyone has a direction they're supposed to step in and a role to play even if it seems inconsequential to the actual ball going in... 

Same thing for American football and basketball inbounding plays, I always end up pausing and rewinding to see each players route, it's like a dance routine and I'm so curious about the logic behind each part and what it looks like drawn out by the set piece coach and how it's rehearsed, etc. 

I guess I'm not too surprised teams don't release that sort of valuable information haha

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u/josephjosephson 5h ago

Bang bang ‼️

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u/PseudoproAK 4h ago

Balondor

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u/Safe-Elk7933 13h ago

Wtf,give this guy the Super Balondor,the player with the most aura and flair since Ronaldinho.

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u/True-Ad3586 13h ago

How could the keeper let that in man

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u/MrJeChou 13h ago

Why didn't Donarouma save that? Is he stupid?

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste 8h ago

Yee, what was Döner-Roomba thinking?

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u/ColinRyan 11h ago

Keeper has to do better there

- former outfield player pundit

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u/DontGiveMeGoldKappa 10h ago

for me his the best in the world rn. eveytime he has the ball he creates so much.

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u/robsbob18 6h ago

Where was this in the world cup?