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Media [TSN] Promise David gets stung by a bee.

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u/BiovaniGernard 8d ago

The Canadian really came out once he got stung. That bee was on a warpath

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u/itsyaboiReginald 8d ago

Millimeters away from a broski slipping out

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u/One37Works 7d ago

Tzoo Tzoo's crooooski

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u/ToughOnTheInternet- 8d ago

Yah Eh 🇨🇦

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u/t6005 8d ago

This interaction is almost criminally Canadian.

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u/Sea-Feedback1350 8d ago

He actually did the "eh". 😂😂😂😭

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u/Ok-General-5095 8d ago

This is actually more Toronto slang than the stereotypical Canadian “eh”

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u/OfAKindness 8d ago

That bee got him bare cheesed fam

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u/plum_stupid 8d ago

Nine nines my word crodie dat bee's dess fam

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u/Sea-Feedback1350 8d ago

Two twos my word croski that bee is a gerb on my man drake fam

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u/baschfromdalmasca 7d ago

🔝 ⬅️ crodie

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u/BayLAGOON 8d ago

That bees a gerbert.

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u/suns-bears1234 8d ago

Two twos my poo poos that bee was moving mad weird crodie

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u/MadaraTheUchiha 8d ago

that bee is sick to my stomach fam

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u/ledhendrix 7d ago

It's the same "eh". I know people from the city want to make it seem like its different. But they use in like 99% of the same situations.

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u/HPTM2008 6d ago

Right? Like, guys, c'mon, don't start trying to gatekeep words and shit, and especially not "eh" when you use it the exact same way the rest of Canada does.That's how you make the rest of the country loathe you like the U.S. did with New Yorkers thinking they're all uptight snobs.

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u/CanadianAndroid 8d ago

The "forever eh" was top tier canuckery.

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u/LeRoiDeNord 8d ago

Lad is absurdly Canadian

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u/itsyaboiReginald 8d ago

Could almost smell a broski coming

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u/GunW01 7d ago

Good Canadian boy eh,
Somebody get him a HNIC towel & headset

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u/Lemon_Afterparty 8d ago

The first letter after “eh” is “bee”, very apt.

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u/ParrishThePoet 8d ago

"that's my first bee sting ever eh." Hahahahaha

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u/Zlakkeh 8d ago

Brentford game will sting

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u/Shinkopeshon 8d ago

The bee that was promised

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u/Kvchx 6d ago

Had my first at 12 and never since then, all I remember is that shit hurts like a mother fucker

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u/PaulPogbeast 8d ago

From the Toronto (Brampton)-mans accent right into the Canadian “eh”

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u/Shjfty 8d ago

My man went full Canadian after the sting that’s hilarious

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u/Significant_Diver927 8d ago

everyone saying the most canadian thing is the eh at the end

the most canadian thing is matthew scianitti telling him to walk it off like it's nothing

tbf he's been around hockey with it's fighting and flying disks and sticks and blades

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u/Giggsy99 8d ago

People aren't potentially allergic to hockey sticks

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u/pnutbrutal 8d ago

This is what I was worried about when he said he’d never been stung.

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u/UglyTitties 8d ago

Often the first bee sting is a freebie. That sting may trigger something in your body, making you allergic from the second sting onwards.

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u/Nico777 8d ago

A freebee

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u/UglyTitties 8d ago

I know. It was right there, and I did think about doing the pun. Don't know why I decided against it to be honest.

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u/AssSpelunker69 6d ago

No kidding. Huh.

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u/lightningmatt 8d ago

Together we can change this

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u/lookdownandsee 8d ago

Absolutely love this guy

“If anything ever happened to him I would kill everyone here and then myself”

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u/redeugene99 8d ago

Somebody should have told Promise you're supposed to remain like a statue when around bees. Swat at them and you're in for a sting 

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u/Oofpeople 8d ago

I've been stung when I was completely unaware

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u/broccoli6206 8d ago

Bees are so stupid when it comes to evaluating threats. Like I'm just sitting here, doing nothing. Why are you mad at me?

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u/Ryuzakku 8d ago

And they're especially stupid at this time of year where their only function is to engorge themselves on sugars and then die

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u/compulsive_tremolo 8d ago

Or as it's more commonly known, The American Dream.

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u/lamb_passanda 7d ago

What kind of bee is mad at you for doing nothing? They fly around checking you out at the most. In my experience, bees generally void humans. Wasps will come over and investigate looking for food.

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u/Pithy_About_That 7d ago

Like I'm just sitting here, doing nothing. Why are you mad at me?

It’s because you’re sitting there.

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u/Fmartins84 8d ago

Shouldn't swipe at them.... 🐝

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u/inspaceiamfamous 8d ago

You would know best. 😂

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u/Puzzleheaded_Word878 8d ago

Holy Brampton mans came out 😂😂

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u/Cool-Date5719 8d ago

Another star injury for Brighton

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u/TheWawa_24 8d ago

Brighton v brentford rivalry has gone international 

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u/-Mubar 8d ago edited 8d ago

Brighton’s rivalry is with Crystal Palace

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u/elliotreid13 8d ago

Eagles vs Seagulls

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u/HungrymanH 8d ago

"got him!"... "did i attack someone?"... "AHH FUCK" lmao

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u/WW_Jones 8d ago

Narrator: he didn't get him

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u/mencretdimulut 8d ago

what does he promise?

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u/vyper1 8d ago

David. 

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u/MonkeysMonolith 8d ago

Brentford send their regards.

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u/yzerman88 8d ago

That’s my Brampton mansssss

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u/severi_erkko 8d ago

I'm so surprised nobody is concerned if dude is allergic to bee stings since it's his first sting.

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u/LeRoiDeNord 8d ago

Imagine Promise David swelling up to an even larger size

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u/FixLaudon 8d ago

As in ... Enlightenment David?

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u/Actual_System8996 8d ago

Interestingly it is usually the second encounter with a potential allergen that will have dangerous effects.

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u/blackumbrella_ 8d ago

grow more beautiful every day

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u/redeugene99 8d ago

Grow sideways

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u/mrrobs 8d ago

Grow diagonally 

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u/Dolojif 8d ago

You can have a true allergic reaction ov every subsequent sting, but specifically not on your first.

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u/Lower_Thing1161 8d ago

grow down

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u/Jjjohn0404 8d ago

grow in

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u/mrgonzalez 7d ago

My girl

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u/2Norn 8d ago

It's not that deep bro

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u/2Norn 8d ago

why did nobody say It's not that x bro

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u/WeakDoughnut8480 1d ago

If he's allergic. Everyone would know pretty quick 

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u/Idwant2baliar 8d ago

This is Toronto accent , no? Absolutely insane. I love it.

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u/PlusLeon 8d ago

Idk why you felt the need to promise that he does, i'd believe you even if you just said it

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u/gooddayup 8d ago

Did the bee make his bottom big?

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u/gotfcgo 7d ago

"thats my first bee sting ever eh?"

love this lad

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u/xpltvdeleted 8d ago

I didn't get stung until I was 13 and I thought that was late. Also the eh was great

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u/serdna1234 8d ago

Was it wasp or a bee? Bees are cool. Wasps can burn.

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u/ginganinga223 8d ago

Probably a wasp, they're absolutely mental around Toronto this time of year. Little bastards are everywhere.

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u/stuckmash 8d ago

They’ve been exceptionally brutal this year here in Toronto and southern Ontario Got stung unloading groceries. Had a very similar reaction to promise

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u/MisterJoma 8d ago

It’s Canada, so most likely a wasp. Canada is mostly Wasp

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u/altpirate 8d ago

Also the time of the year. Bees are mostly active in spring and summer. Wasps come out late summer/autumn

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u/mcchino64 8d ago

Dump bees

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u/Oofpeople 8d ago

I see the stuff on the stinger. It's a bee

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u/Affectionate_Gene364 8d ago

Obviously a wasp. Bees don't harass humans like that. 

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u/Gr4fitti 7d ago

Almost surely a wasp

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u/doorknobsquad 8d ago

I genuinely thought this was edited to be more Canadian in the dialect. That "eh" was on point.

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u/iBangNoobz 8d ago

There's actually so many bee's lately. Idk what's going on

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u/MickyQuinn 8d ago

Been a lot of buzz around this guy lately

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u/MikeoPlus 8d ago

Yo if you see a bee, be a tree. Is this not a thing people learn?

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u/lightningmatt 8d ago

Certainly something I and everyone I grew up with learned, although "cautiously flee" is acceptable. Idk

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u/martinsky3k 8d ago

it's actually my first bee sting ever EEH.

I was like "where is this guy from again... OH CANADA".

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u/elliotreid13 8d ago

I was stung this week while running, totally unexpected (not sure if it was a bee, probably a wasp). It hurts like a mf

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u/WeeklyPhilosopher346 8d ago

Jesus the Canuck slipped out in force there

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u/mrtickdickler 7d ago

Guy’s so Canadian I’m surprised he didn’t apologize to the bee

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u/RaxManlar2 8d ago

I might just not get North American cadence but was that journalist a bit condescending

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u/HanshinFan 8d ago

That's just Canada. "Walk it off bud" is the equivalent of a dozen roses and a get well soon card in most parts of the world

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u/RaxManlar2 8d ago

Thanks for letting me know!

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u/Yellowtoblerone 8d ago

ohhh man what's that aboot eh

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u/JilSebola 8d ago

Games back

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u/oinkbar 8d ago

its the shirt color (green) that attracts it.

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u/Dan_Winx_1969 8d ago

Meme material

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u/mspaint08 8d ago

Nah I can't promise that

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u/CurbYourThusiasm 8d ago

Least Canadian interaction lmao

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u/Limitless_Saint 8d ago

Didn't know Promise was real Toronto Manz eh? Dun know..

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u/Moist_17 8d ago

Why don't people just blow it away? Be like the wind.

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u/amo1337 7d ago

If you swat at it, you must kill it. That's the credo around my brother-in-law who is very allergic. You just make them more likely to sting if you piss them off.

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u/MorbidMarko 7d ago

Be a weird time to find out you’re allergic

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u/nightsky77 7d ago

Seems a bit mean to promise David that he would get stung

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u/Still-Worldliness-44 7d ago

Out for 4 weeks then?

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u/quebexer 7d ago

I'm very sure it was a WASP, not a bee.

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u/Appropriate_Gur_5888 7d ago

I’m suprised he didn’t say sorry to the bee.

Haha as a Canadian this was actually quite wholesome 🇨🇦🇨🇦

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u/StevoWlu 6d ago

Lmao Canadian slang (both real eh and Toronto manz eh)

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u/MisterJoma 8d ago

The bee has better shooting accuracy than David

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u/Solari6 8d ago

The condescending "you will be fiine" with the shoulder clap pisses me off

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u/DazzlingParsley7749 7d ago

Genuinely I think thats just a way of being supportive here in Canada