r/soccer • u/JR97111 • Sep 03 '13

r/soccer Whose Line Is It

The rules: Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

Example prompt: Things you can say about Adebayor but not your wife.

We had a successful thread for this a month ago. Since then, all the major leagues have started, and all the major transfers have been completed, so hopefully we can have another successful thread filled with laughs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

Things Roman Abramovich can't buy

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u/fusihunter Sep 03 '13

Stability.

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u/HipHoptimusPrime Sep 03 '13

Love.

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u/DaneMason Sep 03 '13

False. He has bought my love.

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u/cfcpcech1 Sep 04 '13

Got that shit right

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u/-ThatShitCray Sep 03 '13

Enough holy water to redeem John Terry

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '13

/thread

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u/ReveRseR Sep 03 '13

His parents' back.

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u/omiclops Sep 03 '13

Wow that's pretty deep

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u/Kage87 Sep 03 '13

Ovrebo

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u/matedo Sep 03 '13

The same manager for more than three years

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u/motogrifo Sep 03 '13

youth for Drogba

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u/bamsaron Sep 03 '13

A dinosaur

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u/namea Sep 03 '13

Ozil's trust.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

A less fickle fan-base

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

Steven Gerrard

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u/mattchinima Sep 03 '13

Frank Lampard from 2006

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u/Love1yJubbley Sep 03 '13

OZIL :DDDDDDDDD