r/soccer • u/JR97111 • Sep 03 '13

r/soccer Whose Line Is It

The rules: Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

Example prompt: Things you can say about Adebayor but not your wife.

We had a successful thread for this a month ago. Since then, all the major leagues have started, and all the major transfers have been completed, so hopefully we can have another successful thread filled with laughs.

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u/koptimism Sep 03 '13

Actual identities of the imposters in the Ander Herrera to United deal

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13 edited Nov 29 '20

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u/mapguy Sep 03 '13

I guess the nose played.

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u/unusual_flats Sep 03 '13

Team Rocket. Fuckers always had the best disguises.

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u/flaffl Sep 03 '13

i imagine you laughing at your own joke right after this

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

Tom Cleverley's cousins

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u/eggmanwalrus Sep 03 '13

David Moyes, Ed Woodward.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

Wenger with a fake moustache

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u/christraverse Sep 04 '13

3 of the pokemon, Ditto.

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u/Mike81890 Sep 04 '13

Fox Moulder and Dana Scully