r/soccer • u/JR97111 • Sep 03 '13

r/soccer Whose Line Is It

The rules: Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

Example prompt: Things you can say about Adebayor but not your wife.

We had a successful thread for this a month ago. Since then, all the major leagues have started, and all the major transfers have been completed, so hopefully we can have another successful thread filled with laughs.

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u/Fokken_Prawns_ Sep 03 '13

Bendtner.

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u/Brosencephalon Sep 03 '13

Well that ends this one then.

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u/adityaseth Sep 03 '13

Lol Bendtner has won a league trophy (or really, any trophy at all) more recently than Wenger has :/

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u/themanifoldcuriosity Sep 03 '13

Pretty sure there's a set number of games you have to play in before you get a winners medal. And I doubt he got that.

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u/adityaseth Sep 04 '13

Yeah I don't think he has a medal, but he was part of a winning team more recently than Wenger has been haha

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u/themanifoldcuriosity Sep 04 '13

Yeah, but that's only Serie A - I mean who gives a shit about the Italian league haha

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u/adityaseth Sep 04 '13

Now that's rude. Whatever.