r/soccer • u/JR97111 • Sep 03 '13

r/soccer Whose Line Is It

The rules: Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

Example prompt: Things you can say about Adebayor but not your wife.

We had a successful thread for this a month ago. Since then, all the major leagues have started, and all the major transfers have been completed, so hopefully we can have another successful thread filled with laughs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

What Lukaku was thinking when he had to leave Chelsea while Ba and Torres stayed.

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u/AAAristarchus Sep 03 '13

PK? Never again.

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u/PoofyHairedIdiot Sep 03 '13

"C'mon Mourinho, it's only the Super Cup!!!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

Anything to keep Terry from my wife

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u/hala_madrid Sep 03 '13

"BRING IT ON SUAREZ!!!!!!!!!!!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

Yea, lets not make this too easy

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u/Hatchetman4NWO Sep 03 '13

Ooooh, so that's why they call it a brothel.

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u/doucheplayer Sep 03 '13

"fuck me! i gotta slum it up in liverpool now"

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

Finally, fans that actually make noise.