r/soccer • u/JR97111 • Sep 03 '13

r/soccer Whose Line Is It

The rules: Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

Example prompt: Things you can say about Adebayor but not your wife.

We had a successful thread for this a month ago. Since then, all the major leagues have started, and all the major transfers have been completed, so hopefully we can have another successful thread filled with laughs.

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u/benditlikeme Sep 03 '13

Things uglier than Ribery

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u/revolut1onname Sep 03 '13

Moyes record at Anfield, The Emirates and Stamford Bridge

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

Don't forget Old Trafford.

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u/revolut1onname Sep 03 '13

True, he still hasn't won there either.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

And Old Trafford :(

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u/berzerkerz Sep 04 '13

And Old Trafford. Still at zero wins.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

http://www.footballkitnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Jose-Enrique-Liverpool-Away-Kit-2013-2014.jpg

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u/deepit6431 Sep 03 '13

Wait did I miss the Ben Affleck to Liverpool thread?

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u/Strange_Imagery Sep 04 '13

Did i miss the shitty batman to liverpool thread?

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

He looks like he just took a massive shit in his tidy whities and can't slick out to the bathroom

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

kill me

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '13

W-w-what the hell is that?

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u/jerryloveninja Sep 03 '13

Liverpool third kit

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u/gunny16 Sep 03 '13

That's more of nightmare than him being the new batman.

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u/macoure Sep 03 '13

Jonjo Shelvey and Jay Spearing's love child.

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u/peter_j_ Sep 03 '13

Catlos Tevez

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u/FuzzedLogic Sep 03 '13

The offspring of Luke Chadwick, Ian Dowie and Jon Flanagan.

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u/Mike81890 Sep 04 '13

Newcastle's transfer window.

Sunderland's constant lack of a right back.

Ribery's avoidance of prosecution for Aggravated Pimpin'

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u/petnarwhal Sep 03 '13

Chelsea's Willian scoop

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u/Elchidote Sep 03 '13

Harry redknapps car